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Street Photography. Puns. Baseball

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2009
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@ShmullyWolfson
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4 years
Thanks @Jomboy_ , you’re the man.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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I REFUSE to hate police officers. I REFUSE to hate black people. I REFUSE to hate white people. I don’t hate. Except the Astros, I hate Houston Astros.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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This guy stopped by the Jewish March for Justice on Sunday and started blasting Jewish music.
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11 months
If the Bardichever was on twitter: look Hashem, your holy children, even when they don’t do your will they still think of your Mitzvos.
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What is the world coming to? I can officially confirm: now I've seen everything.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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@AgentRachelLuba @BauerOutage If he doesn’t turn this into an actual shirt what is he even doing 🤣
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Traffic Cohen
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@RozRothstein Pretty sure it’s fake, no Jew would waste Cholent like that
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@ShmullyWolfson
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5 years
Clint Frazier with runners on base chase % last year 25% chase rate, this year 10%. RISP chase rate last year 32% this year 13% (league average is ~25%). With 2 strikes last year 25% chase rate this year 5.1% this year, best in the majors #SharpStats
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@ShmullyWolfson
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2 years
Waiting for Mashiach.
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11 months
@db1207_ Double it and pass to the next person
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@hasidic_1 יא, עירוב רַב
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@ShmullyWolfson
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1 year
My submission for Doritos’ Super Bowl commercial.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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3 years
@JakeAsman It probably gets angry RedSox fans to buy more Sox gear.
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3 years
@Jomboy_ Pretty sure it means “do not bleach”
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6 years
@johnnyplaydrums @Athletics @Jared_Carrabis Hey @YankeesPR , I think I can speak for my fellow Yankee fans, do something nice for this baseball fan, all he did was root for his team, no one deserves to be treated like that. #WWJudgeDo
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@ShmullyWolfson
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Good Shabbos! #ShabbatShalom
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@ShmullyWolfson
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5 years
@MRTeevs @Ken_Rosenthal The fact I’m not really sure who he was just means he did his job well. RIP
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@ShmullyWolfson
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5 years
Go home Groupon, you’re drunk.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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1 year
Tefillin Shirt™️
@Jacob_Brogan
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1 year
Last week, I ordered what looked to be a really nice short sleeved tee shirt. I want to stress that it was supposed to have **short sleeves**, because what arrived instead is maybe the single most astonishing and baffling article of clothing I have ever handled.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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@BarstoolHubbs They are just saying Luuuuuke because he should be there
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@ShmullyWolfson
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4 years
@stclairashley Strong AOC vibes
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@ShmullyWolfson
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6 months
MORDECHAI SHAPIRO IS JEWISH
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11 months
Oh
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@YWNReporter Meth lab go boom
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@ShmullyWolfson
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Elon Elon
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@ShmullyWolfson
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3 years
False advertisement
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3 years
Saw I a homeless dude vaccinate himself in the subway today
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@ShmullyWolfson
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3 months
Dude sure nose how to play
@hasidic_1
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אז מ'קען קען מען
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@steviedotboston @TheOmniZaddy Space laser extension cord
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@ShmullyWolfson
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11 months
Orange you glad it’s not yellow
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@ShmullyWolfson
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3 months
New Kosher line of Pretzels called פת עקום
@DBashIdeas
David/Dovid Bashevkin
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Kosher Gluten Free Wraps w the name “Pas Nisht.” Amazing. 😂😂😂
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@ShmullyWolfson
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4 months
Do you dig it?
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@ShmullyWolfson
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5 months
What’s he asking? Wrong answers only.
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5 years
@TalkinYanks Only 4 players have: 13% or above walk rate Strikeout rate below 20% Isolated power of at least 270 Mike Trout Cody Bellinger Christian Yellich Edwin Encarnacion Go listen to @TalkinYanks #SharpStat #SharpStatOfTheWeek @ktsharp @Jomboy_ @TalkinJake
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@PardesSeleh “Surveillance Footage”
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@ShmullyWolfson
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@JYuter This joke is a Lot
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3 years
Where’s this guy when you need him?
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@TalkinYanks @DelvisDuran I’m young enough to remember Manny Machado to the Yankees being a fact🤷🏻‍♂️
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@ShmullyWolfson
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3 years
@SomaBinLaden Dude is in the original video as well🥴
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11 months
From what’s app. My god are we screwed.
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3 years
Nice socks, bro.
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5 years
@zialandis @yashar @chrissyteigen was waiting for this comment😬 yes, I'm using scissors. the original vid had some tool that seemed thicker than a regular knife blade, so I tried it with a pair of scissors.
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@JewYid Plot twist, man was suicidal, now hates Jews more.
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@JoeySalads @JackPosobiec @AOCpress @OfficeOfMike It was actually less parody than the real account.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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Sometimes in life, when you cry, remember: dad is holding your hand and he smiles because he knows everything will be okay. #TattyOurKing
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@ShmullyWolfson
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Story time: I was in Yeshiva in Manchester, my friend was giving me a haircut, I tell him before he started I still need my Payis, because my dad etc. at this point I had them behind my ears but still. He precedes to cut it off and hand it to me “here, give it to your dad”
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@ShmullyWolfson
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Me stuffing my face with matzah by Afikoman
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3 years
@CodifyBaseball I’m convinced @MLB deliberately puts bad umps in the field for important games to boost interactions.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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“You should’ve told me before you took my photo so I could smile” Me: But I want a candid, real picture “There’s nothing more real than a smile” 😃
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Al-Shifa is a hospital like Jill Biden is a doctor.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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6 years
@johnnyplaydrums @Athletics @Jared_Carrabis @YankeesPR hey @steinersports maybe hook this man up with some Eric Chavez gear, show em we are better then the fans he encountered #WWJudgeDo
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@ShmullyWolfson
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4 years
God, to Moses: Raise your staff over the sea and split it. Moses, probably:
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@ShmullyWolfson
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When your books don’t fit in your backpack
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@ShmullyWolfson
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9 months
Golden Hour.
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2 years
I’ve spent a chunk of my childhood learning about this.
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@ShmullyWolfson
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1 year
Thank you @IlanBlock . Buy here:
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@ShmullyWolfson
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9 months
בּרֶסליוּבּאַוויטש
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@ShmullyWolfson
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@RealChaimHaber Play shitty games, win shitty prizes
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@AstrosRants That’s because your hate for the redsox made you Yankee friendly
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@SidelockHolmes @AvivaKlompas Irish PM has entered the chat
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@ShmullyWolfson
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3 years
New Twitter Bio😜😡
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@ShmullyWolfson
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10 months
Happy Sunday
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@ShmullyWolfson
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11 months
Zaidy 🤍
@KolHaolam
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11 months
NEW YORK: In a rare display of political involvement, The Mashgiach, Rabbi Moshe Wolfson hosted mayor Eric Adams in his home in the company of many administrators from Brooklyn, to thank him for his unwavering support of Yeshiva Education. At the event he was presented with a…
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@ShmullyWolfson
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When you hide your Afikoman so well it ends up in Chanukah
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So close.
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Inject Purim straight into my veins. #purim
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@PlayoffTanaka_ @BryanHoch Let’s hope the source isn’t his niece 😬
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@ShmullyWolfson
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What are they looking at? Comment below👇👇 best comment gets 📌📌
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@cdixon25 @ChrisCotillo In a van down by the river.
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Visions of Times Square
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@ShmullyWolfson
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BREAKING: classified documents found at Skvera rebbes house
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They yelled at @FrumTikTok and @hasidic_1 for posting that video because antisemites were spreading it, yet they let the antisemite into 770 🤦
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Why did they let known antisemite, @dom_lucre , into the 770 Chabad headquarters? He was one of the big accounts that spread the most vile and disgusting hate at the Jewish community, after my original tunnel post. Shame!
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@hasidic_1 This is as chabad as Neturei Karta is Satmer.
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אַ אינגל קוּמט אהיים פון ��יידער, פרעגט זיין טאטע: טאטי, וואס מיינט גֵיי? די טאטע טראכט, בעסער איך זאָג עם ווי אַ צוויטער איז מסביר פארן קינד… די אינגל, אינגאנצען צימישט: אַה, אין וואָס מיינט צַלמָוֶת?
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@ShmullyWolfson
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He said it felt like a slap in the face
@DailyLoud
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Will Smith was left “embarrassed” and “hurt” over Chris Rock’s comments in Netflix special 👀
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Google, Apple, and IBM drop college degree requirement
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@EmSheDoesIt @DanClarkSports And here I thought the boos were just people saying “boobs”
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@justinddiamond When did they sign Jesus?
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Chasidish couple at a Bashow
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@ShmullyWolfson
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Gimmel Tamuz
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@ShmullyWolfson
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9 months
עשיו?
@growing_daniel
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Can I say something
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@ShmullyWolfson
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If it’s on Tu B’Shvat I know just the song
@ElonMuskAOC
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Elon Musk shows up to your wedding. What are you saying?
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געֶר בארץ הזאת.
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11 months
The Rebbe, on multiple occasions told to my Grandfather: יפוצו מעיינותיך חוצה (May your wellspring spread outward) Pretty sure seeing him quoted on twitter counts as חוצה
@OshiBloom
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we don’t daven out loud so that Hashem will hear us, we daven out loud so that we will hear ourselves. we daven out loud so that we will wake ourselves up. rav moshe wolfson
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What are they listening to? Wrong answers only.
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Tap the ♥️ to see your sins disappear #AppleEvent
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From what’s app. My god are we screwed.
@YeahThatsKosher
Dani Klein 🎗️ YeahThatsKosher
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If it comes with sharp horseradish, I'm all in. Great for kiddush on a hot summer morning.
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