Jacob
@ShellGameJake
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Film industry, LEGO, a creature of the left. Elon punished me for my heterodox beliefs, looking for 800 of my closest friends
Joined August 2023
Ongoing collection I’ve been putting together: Golden Age inspired DC heroes and villains rendered as LEGO figures. The majority are characters who first appeared in the 1930s and 1940s, but I also enjoyed creating versions of modern characters in a pulp adventure style.
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there’s nothing worse than a friendship with a woke gap
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it’s not the holiday season in our house until the Joker has tied up Santa Claus
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He’s right to say this. Now I should point out that Batman Returns is still a Christmas movie by this criteria as the holiday is of thematic relevance to the themes of alienation and
Macaulay Culkin has confirmed Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. "It's based around Christmas, but if it were also St. Patrick's Day, it would still work. But you couldn't do Home Alone on Memorial Day."
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Either Megan Ellison founding Annapurna Pictures, Abigail Disney producing a trillion docs and indies, or Tony Khan starting AEW
What's the closest modern analogue to the Medici family funding the Italian Renaissance?
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I Love LA having its big season finale in New York. Well, that’s everything you need to know right there
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James Cameron saved a drowned rat using CPR on the set of ‘THE ABYSS’ to keep the production’s “No Animals Were Harmed” certification. “Beady and I bonded over the whole thing. I saved his life. We were brothers” (Source: https://t.co/yPzxQm3rSQ)
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The most 6/10 film ever made but also Andor came out of it so I’m a lot kinder to it than I used to be
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brother called me and his first words are 'what are your thoughts" I said "on what" and he replied "the situation"
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The Mist has been happening for a month and no one cares
It's pretty wild how the entire Central Valley of California has been shrouded in a thick, ground-level fog for almost a month now.
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Total @greeneggs187 cultural victory
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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The Grace flashback had me lean forward in the theater and go “wait are you allowed to make a Netflix movie look this good”
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USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered
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This investment represents like what, two weeks of OpenAI’s cash burn? These huge companies love shoveling their money into Sam’s furnace
Disney is reportedly investing $1 BILLION in OpenAI, licensing over 200 of their iconic characters for ChatGPT & Sora. ( https://t.co/joJnXQu505)
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Slowly but surely almost every single day my commute home has extended longer than an hour, and I am hollering “I want to go home!“ in my car by the time I get within a few blocks of my apartment
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Doesn’t bug me if a girl calls her bf a “golden retriever.” Yea Its corny but it basically just means she feels safe around him, if you’ve had scary partners before thats important. If a guy ever self identifies as a “golden retriever bf” you need to burn him alive like The Thing
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One never really covers themself in glory publicly fretting about awards, in general.
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yall I love Andor too but posting like this about getting shut out of the Globes of all things comes across as stunningly insecure
White Lotus again stacking the nominations when these four give performances that will be talked about for much longer than a season of an anthology series.
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we’re definitely in an “i just don’t like you, but i’m too self-righteous to admit that’s what’s going on, so instead i’m gonna invent a moral-sounding reason to retcon the reason for my attitude” epidemic
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