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“In Kurosian culture, love is forbidden. It is said to poison the mind and lead us astray. Love would make us weak. Love would bring about our destruction.”
Ashes smiled and kissed her gently.
“Of all the things that could destroy me, Karlach Cliffgate, I hope it will be you.”
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“how is astarion not in the top three” y’all forget straight men exist especially those straight men who get so scared at being called darling that they brag about how they killed him immediately or staked him 😭
⚔️ Since our launch in August, over 1.3 million players have completed Baldur's Gate 3.
🧀 A number almost equaled by those of you transformed into a wheel of cheese.
📈 All this, and more in our latest thread of amazing stats!
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star wars: the clone wars (2008)
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it looks better if you add some melanin but unfortunately people are allergic to that
i'm so tired of this stupid little half elf male face 5 can you twinks please start using something else
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decided to see what a female astarion would look like
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bg3 main story: we have to get these tadpoles out of our head and stop the absolute scheme !!
astarion’s side quest:
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okay okay last one
Okay no one has done this yet so it's up to me. What's your favorite Fire Emblem shitpost
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patch six spoilers
LITERALLY THE WORLD’S MOST EVIL GAY PEOPLE WHAT THE HELL I’M MAKING THIS AN AU OF THE BAD END
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zutara freaks celebrating this over a ship and ignoring the effect it has on katara’s character development, backstory, and meaning.... yeah that sounds about right bc y’all don’t actually care about katara
Katara will reportedly be the older sibling in Netflix's live-action 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' series
Katara — 16
Sokka — 14
Aang will still be 12
(via
@The_Illuminerdi
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wait a minute that isn’t a beautiful butch lesbian that’s lord enver gortash the edict of bane
🐙 Adventurers, behold - Baldur's Gate 3 soundtrack is getting released on vinyl!
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can we please retire this edgy middle finger rotten cotton candy girl aesthetic for harley i’m so tired
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all this for one of the ugliest most horribly designed boring to the eye baby faced modded tavs i’ve ever seen in my life what if we all killed ourselves
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oh wyll ate everyone else up i’m sorry
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WHY ARE YOU WHITE ????????
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wow everything about babs here is just straight up insulting, great job !!
Hey friends! Does anyone want to swim in the pool with these two? 🙌🙌❤️🔥🔥🔥 Here is my Nightwing and Batgirl centerfold for the special one-shot G’nort’s Swimsuit Edition of
@DCOfficial
with amazing Alex Sanchez colors!!
#nightwing
#batgirl
HOPE u like it! :D 🔥 🌊
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ohhhhbhhh i’m about to get emotional now
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you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. i love astarion but i acknowledge his flaws (he has many) and i can hold him accountable for his wrong doings (he needs to be spray bottled like a cat) and call him out on his actions (getting the spray bottle again)
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tw rape mention
so harley raping nightwing w dubious consent for jokes in the batman and hq movie is okay, adding a non-canon scene of batman and a 19 year old batgirl having rooftop sex in the killing joke movie is okay, but this is too much????
DC asked the ‘HARLEY QUINN’ team to remove a scene from Season 3 in which Batman performs oral sex on Catwoman.
“They were like, ‘No it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”
(Source: )
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“kill them with kindness” wrong. sneak attack
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CAN THIS GREEN HAIRED MOTHERFUCKER STAY GONE FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES
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actually joker made several points in this panel
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i hope you’re all ready for ascended astarion and dark justiciar shadowheart to be canon and for wyll and karlach to be forgotten about
As for BG3 and its characters - they now belong to WOTC and I think they understand how important they are for the community. I trust that they’ll be treated with respect.
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WAIT I WONT UNDERSTAND THE PSAT MEMES THIS YEAR.......
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yeah the fact that we went from this to this in less than five years will piss me off from now until forever
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SIGN IT SIGN IT NOWWWWWWW
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the oracle symbol while only calling her batgirl, putting her in a batgirl suit, and very clearly having her to insane shit with her legs is just fucking evil
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OH MY GOD BABS USING HER WHEELCHAIR??????
@OttoSchmidt72
YOU ARE ONCE MORE AN ANGEL AND A BLESSING FOR US ORACLE STANS 😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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unfortunately not surprised about f/f being ignored again but f/m being at the top ????? we should all just kill ourselves we used to be a proper country
This is the BG3 category on AO3 😭 the ratio of M/M and F/M to F/F holy shit
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dick grayson talking to dc comics like
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astarion after drinking karlach’s blood
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marry someone who says:
- pave my path with corpses, build my castle with bones
- all is ash and meat
- walk in death
- nothing hurts anymore
- dream in red
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- i have SUCH a headache
- intestines throb, blood whispers
- they’re dying for me, all of them
marry someone who says:
- i love you
- i'm proud of you
- i'm grateful for you
- yes we can have more soup
- no 3 soups in a day isn't too much
- yes i can make you soup again
- no 12am isn't too late to have soup
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next time we get a patch with new astarion content and still nothing substantial for wyll i’m taking the white hag out back and putting him down
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she is very gorgeous to ME !!!
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the resemblance.... i can’t breathe
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omg y’all we got a full party (let wyll borrow my scimitar because the blade of frontiers needs a blade)
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using the homophobic editorial decision to split katemaggie in order to prop up your straight relationship getting engaged, when your story includes butchering the characterization and disability of the woman in said relationship ? this is repulsive .
@jesswchen
@Bruno_Redondo_F
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“this show is black propaganda”
who’s going to tell these people that you’ve always been supposed to favor rhaenyra because she’s… the rightful heir 😭
so what if she rides her dragon ?? cry about it and don’t pick sides based on actors next time !
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THE NEW 52 SUIT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD IF THEY KEPT IT BLUE
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wow everypony this is gaining traction so let me show off my half elf face 5 creature with melanin my pinoy taloney 🫶🫶🫶
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tw sexual assault and rape
dick has literally been raped twice in comics and was also sexually assaulted in a way played off for jokes but y’all still want to defend that scene in the batman and harley quinn movie as something funny or as consent?
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it becomes too clear that y’all only view katara as a means of self-insert and not as a person and character in her own right outside of a damn ship
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anyways for me personally…. karlach or lae’zel deserve number one over shart because those are
#MY
girls but IDC I LOVE WOMEN
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dick grayson ‘stans’ who hate kory..... you DO realize that there wouldn’t be a nightwing as we know him today if not for her, right? right????
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happy birthday barbara “babs” gordon, former batgirl, current all seeing oracle, proud disabled woman, champion of courage, personification of hope, and my favorite dc character 💚🦽👩🏼🦰💻
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this was in my notes app
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this is still one of the greatest things to ever grace television
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did you know babs is not only a canonical gamer, but also suffers from chronic gamer rage ?
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imagine not liking dickkory when their family would literally be the flying graysons
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ram v, g willow wilson, and steph williams all subtweeting tom taylor oh this is HILARIOUS
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“love this era of dc twt where we’re betting on who comes out next”
SHUT UP ABOUT MEN MANIFEST HER
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If the Barbie movie tries to make Barbie less feminine towards the end I think I may actually become the Joker
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i hate dc comics
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dc vs vampires spoilers
“his outfit is so edgy” IT’S LITERALLY EARLY 2000s VAMPIRE CAMP SHUT UP !
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rt to scare a loser named circusbirdboy who is afraid of grown women kissing
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astarion’s lesbian daughter punching all the lesphobes in this damn fandom:
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“nobody plays a gith because they’re ugly” yeah okay your issue whatever i love my tiger
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need more of this harley i miss her 💔 where is dangerous my cutie patootie
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batgirl: i CaN’t MoVe On I cAn’T eVeN sAy HiS nAmE i’M nOt ReAdY tO fAcE hIm
meanwhile, oracle:
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me going back in time to stop the booktok people from discovering astarion
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ivy: is an eco-terrorist who hates all of humanity for killing off plant life with a few special exceptions like harley, is very clearly a villain though one you can understand
people: what if she.. uwu.... what if she only hated greedy ceos.. uwu...... really she’s a hero..!
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tom taylor’s babs: i’m happy just to be taking out low level thugs as batgirl because i’d never be able to do that while disabled :)
tony bedard’s babs:
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the way babs actually looks like herself and an adult
The art for Three Jokers looks AMAZING! Look at how good they look!!
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Shipping DickRoy and DinahBabs at the same time is so funny, because like... imagine your boyfriend's ex banging your mom 😭
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@comixkrunkly
putting an oracle symbol on her leg and having her stand like that was very much his decision and y’all need to learn to stop making excuse for your favorite little artists and writers because they’re just as compliant in the erasure of barbara’s identity and disability
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dick is 5'10" and kory is 6'4", who tf is drawing him TALLER than her
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what was that non-comic reader??
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@nightclerics
a literal dog and corpse but not one of the actual origin characters i’m side eyeing
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i was inspired by dash and quickly slapped some colors on this sketch
no other character will EVER hate the class system and nobility this much !!
Your favourite male and female FE character merge into one. How would the result be like?
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also the fact that sokka and katara are supposed to run as parallels and foils to zuko and azula?? did y’all just forget about that too or ????
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omg a hit tweet uhhhhh look at my silly little undead durge talon kissing their favorite vampire and my tav ashes being butch4butch with karlach ♥️
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@curseofthesired
right and like good for her love women love a queen astarion freaks are just Loud
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you weirdos can priv qrt this all you want because i really don’t care about atla ships but it doesn’t change the fact that y’all are misogynistic for prioritizing a relationship with a man over something so important to katara’s character and THAT is that my friends !
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the amazon, the detective, the alien.
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my train of thought at four in the morning
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i still can’t believe people actually prefer the burnside suit over this, talk about a lack of taste 🤢
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“listening to others over astarion himself” not like astarion is a known liar who has abandonment issues and is desperate for approval to be kept and protected even by act three because it will take him a long time to truly heal or anything
Calling Halsin's part in the poly relationship as "for the sake of fanservice" is truly an odd take when he has the best lines i've ever heard wrt: polyamory in a game ever
Also listening to others over Astarion himself...? Not trusting him to exercise his own agency?? mm. Nah.
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astarion 🫶
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sorry i keep thinking about that guy who made the tweet about the player character being the least interesting in bg3 like what do you mean you don’t have a fully fleshed backstory personality character development romance differences and elaborate document all about your oc
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if i see one more post about astarion and period blood i’m going to ban cis women from talking about him
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i haven’t drawn my girl in forever so here’s a lucina doodle to fix that !!
[ fire emblem |
#fe13
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thinking about how this issue served us the best nightwing look 🥰
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i’m sorry but slade calling the joker a snitch is fucking hilarious
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there’s this one astarionmancer there who makes her whole personality how much she hates gale and what a nightmare it was to romance him in comparison to astarion while also continently never talking about wyll it’s like my nightmare
i’m so glad instagram keeps showing me these really obnoxious straight gamers romancing karlach and astarion
#letmendatewomen
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kory pop is here ♥️ + dick asking for no pickles
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oh no we’re both under the mistletoe i suppose we have to kiss haha
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since we’re talking about dc’s next big trinities here is my proposal
dick the detective, kory the extraterrestrial, and donna the amazon
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THE NEW GOD OF MURDER !!!!!!
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“it’s time for the titans to grow up” THEY ARE IN THEIR 30S????????
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ORACLE????????? LIKE REAL ORACLE
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me shipping astarion and karlach
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people are so transparent
punchline has not even been out for a month and y’all are already calling for a redemption arc??
female villains can’t exist ig they all gotta be redeemable little anti-heroes
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