Degen
@Degen_CPA
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Oh no Coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my boys.
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you dont want to marry a girl, have her walk down the isle, and there be several people in the crowd who have also fucked her. hook-up culture has had a huge effect on people getting married.
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My main problem with dating apps is that I’m pitching a product I don’t really believe in.
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“Long term relationship open to short” is the biggest scam on Hinge.
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Nobody making $50,000 plus a month is selling you a course on how to get in their industry and become their competition.
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I just learned Costco sold $685 million worth of $5 rotisserie chickens last year. Thats 137 million chickens. Idk what to do with this information but I wanted to share.
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Gym crush brought a guy today and the dude outlifts me. I’m starting a cycle of tren.
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A group of 4 girls moved in next to me, here is their door mat. I’m going to bring them a welcome basket of 4 Lokos, cigarettes, and cocaine.
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One of my friends I go to raves with has twin girls. They’re 3 now. Sometimes he will disappear while we’re rolling, and when we find him, he’s smiling, looking at pictures of his girls. It’s a very wholesome degenerate moment.
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It’s always black women that post shit like this and I know I’m not the only one who notices.
my man paid my rent this month & i bought him wing stop. 50/50😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰.
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@RochesterSpirit I’ve competed in strength sports all my life. I very rarely see a girl do this outside of like top level powerlifters.
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this is how you get fired.
9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.
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@DancingEddie_ They have told me some insane shit before. I’m trying my best to not become a monster.
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Men will swear there are virgin 9/10s just waiting for their old mediocre white ass.
Women will never understand that ‘would you rather marry a 35 year old 9/10 with a great job and 20 past sexual partners or a 22 year old 9/10 grocery clerk with no past sexual partners’ have very different average answers for men and women.
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I have never seen a girl look good in a sun dress. I think it’s impossible.
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I’m going to track down Tony P and forcefully inject him with tren.
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Is having sex with other women when you’re in a relationship cheating? Asking for a friend.
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My life is progressing towards me becoming a 53 yo MD with a 26 yo sugar baby gf and I’m ok with that.
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This isn’t the girl inviting her old hookups, it’s friends of the groom.
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@throwaway2949 This reads like it was submitted to yahoo themselves tbh; and I couldn’t find any other information about the sale.
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How easy it was to get ozempic was wild, I just went to hims . com said I was 340 lbs and they let me buy some. Didn’t even ask for pictures.
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@bluebikeandrew He’s posting fake images and self submitting articles to yahoo finance and market watch. Some of it might be true, but he is 100% trying to make himself seem like a bigger player than he is. Search the sale, no dollar value is listed anywhere. Just “multi-million”.
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Finding out your ex is dating someone who is not attractive doesn’t feel as good as I thought it would. Now I just feel sad for both of us.
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@nomoretendies I am yellow, like simpsons yellow. Doctors don’t know why, I’m very concerned.
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men will fumble a bad bitch then stalk her on social media for ever. source: me, i am men.
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This person is in law school…. China won, I’m learning mandarin.
Here's the problem. You make $150k. You are offered a promotion that brings you to $175k. Will you still take it when it means you might bring home less money?. Flat income tax or none at all.
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filing my taxes. trying to figure out how much tax fraud i can commit without triggering an audit.
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When I lived in Colombia/Peru/Brazil:. Penthouse 2 bedroom apartment: $2k.Ubers are $3.Everything else is 30% the cost. Would match with like 70% of girls on dating apps, and there isn’t an obesity problem like there is in the US. But dudes who do this are delusional. Lmao.
passports bros are ridiculous and delusional. writing long essays about how they "changed their life to find love and adventure.". i remember when men were honest enough to just live alone and see a lot lizard now and then. now, they have to save up money to fly to Indonesia.
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@xeercer @cumguy679 Because it’s a really weird thing to say immediately only the socially inept people on Twitter think this is normal.
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If there’s no difference in lifestyle, you’re saving $200k+ more a year at $350k than $120k. Think of the different place your life would be in 4-5 years. These people are retarded and just out themselves as having little life experience.
there is almost no change in lifestyle if you make 120k - 350k/yr.
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@E_Rex_Shawn I always make some shit up “I just got out of jail and am looking” or something like that.
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> liking all a girls twitter posts except her thirst traps cause i 100% know she’d notice and it fucks with her a little bit.
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People always give me shit when I say successful men want to date girls in that are also successful. The data backs it up. If you make good $$$ as a man you’re not dating the hot waitress. Youll be down to fuck her but you’re not Wifing her up.
American couples have simultaneously gotten more similar in terms of income and education and less similar in terms of racial and religious background. (They've always been quite similar in terms of age.). Unsurprising but noteworthy.
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One of my friends had a thing for girls with a good “sit down butt”. This is a great example. I think that term should be more broadly used.
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I have a ton of platonic female friends and my life is noticeably better because of those bitches.
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@4Gattsuu lol I just want to be loved man, and start a family, and raise kids. But what am I to do when this plops in my lap.
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@SirGalilei Owns his business as a general contractor and has like 15 duplex/triplexes in the area.
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Lily Philips going on tour around the UK reminds me of one specific egirl who really likes Amtrak.
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How can dudes be gay? .The female body is so aesthetically pleasing.
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women used to go outside and try to get picked up by men at the bar and now all they do is sit on their fucking Twitter accounts and yap all day for two likes. two cumulative likes.
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@RobertMSterling I have a family member who is a non-verbal autistic. I always have to bite my tongue when someone claims they’re autistic because they get embarrassed talking to a cashier at 7-11.
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I was in college when they banned the original 4 Lokos. We knew the ban was coming, so I went and bought maybe 100 of them and sold them after the ban.
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@War_Wilhelm No idea who he is, I have a feeling I’m never going to find out and be blocked down the line.
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Being nice to girls on here doesn’t make you a simp, it’s just being a normal person, it’s how you should interact with everyone. A lot of you don’t realize this, are scared to be labeled a simp, and are unnecessarily an asshole to them. Peak incel behavior.
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This is how they created Lionel Messi, give the boy the drugs.
the moms in my local fb group are giving their 11 year old boys HGH because he’s predicted to be 5’6.
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After taking American Adderall for a little I’m pretty confident whatever I was getting in Mexico was just meth.
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