How the fuck is he REAL

Been taken to see the most famous site in Geelong

RT @Buncahn: me as a dj:. is everybody out there mad at me?.

Trying to decide which song would be funnier to die while listening to during take off

To be fair none of them were crash related it was all dumb shit like sleeping past my alarm. I used to be really scared of flying but these days I figure eh, whatever, you get on a plane, you either survive and have a nice time or you die in a fiery crash. Not my problem.

Well I slept at the absolute most 5 hours and had approximately 7 plane related nightmares then woke up organically at 3am (my alarm was set for 4). But I’m still the most hyped anyone has ever been to go to Geelong (my platonic life partner is there).

Drank 6 Smirnoff double blacks on a dairy farm in Myponga when I was 15 and At one point found myself crawling up a hill back to the campfire on all fours repeating “I am not a cat”.

Going to Geelong for the first time tomorrow. Another entry on my illustrious list of rural areas I have visited. Here I’ve made a non-exhaustive list. Some SA heads will argue there are suburbs and some rural heads will argue some are cities but I disagree xo

My entry to this discourse is Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) by MIka. I dont need to be condescended to by a raging homosexual via the medium of song, ive had plenty of that in a variety of other ways.

RT @dylmichaelc: you met me at a very chopped and busted time in my life.

like yeah ive got rosacea, GERD and lactose intolerance but im also not a little bitch about it.

entering middle age seems to be just a lot of developing painful but ultimtely benign conditions that make drs recommend u stop eating anything that tastes good and not doing that because you feel your quality of life would be worse than just dealing with the conditions.

Woke up with Moby in my head so I’ve been walking around the house sing-asking why my heart feels so bad. I’m literally FINE.

The other day my mum sent me pics of the blood she was vomiting and I was like ok that’s bad and then I did some chores. God life’s relentless.

Why don’t I just kill myself

Can’t believe I get to live with this man

Planning what to pack for Melbourne and it’s kinda handy that half my wardrobe is shamefully short skirts because i need jacket room

And by brewskis I mean a mini joint and a cookie.

Time to chillax with some brewskis.

Parkway drive, hilltop hoods, Kesha, the used…what fuckinf year is it in Adelaide

me: why does my tummy hort.my vape and the can of redbull i had for breakfast