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Emmy winning Digital Lead @KIRO7Seattle . News, Muppets, Comedy, Wrestling, Movies, TV and my dog, Lucy
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Wal-Mart is closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 14 cashiers out of work.
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Just watched a man with a handgun take an assault rifle from a young man on live tv in Seattle
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"This is President Donald J Trump. I may not be impeached yet, but Ossoff is a bozo. He eats babies and joined ISIS."
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@realDonaldTrump
Your biggest supporters will never understand the differences between there, their and they're.
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@realDonaldTrump
Mike Pence or Paul Ryan probably comes in and tells you what to sign next. You nod like a monkey and ask for the special gold pen.
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@realDonaldTrump
Did you already forget what you signed yesterday? That order about looking into what national parks to shut down to drill for oil?
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@realDonaldTrump
Early bedtime. Gotta fly out to Mar-A-Lago in the morning on America's dime again.
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@realDonaldTrump
Sleep for a couple hours. Wake up at 3:30am and watch Fox News for the next eight hours.
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Today marks the 20th anniversary of the death of Phil Hartman. The most versatile performer to ever grace the Saturday Night Live stage. He’s still the greatest that has ever been.
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@realDonaldTrump
Around 2:30, Steve Bannon marches into your office and screams at you about Kushner for thirty minutes.
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Stage being built at Lumen Field for this weekend's Taylor Swift shows in Seattle
@taylorswift13
@taylornation13
#TaylorSwift
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#TSTheErasTour
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#RedTaylorsVersion
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@realDonaldTrump
We're way too smart to keep falling for your gaslighting tweets. What are you trying to distract us from?
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@realDonaldTrump
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
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Devastated to hear about the passing of Tim Conway. Seriously, Dorf was a big part of my childhood, as it was comedy that my parents and I could enjoy together.
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@realDonaldTrump
Top of the list is Flynn and how he broke the law. He'll probably flip on you to save his own skin. And that probably makes you real mad.
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Hearing punches were thrown in the
#Mariners
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@realDonaldTrump
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.
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Helped find ten of
@JacksonWang852
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Chris Farley died 21 years ago today. This will be my all time favorite
@nbcsnl
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@DavidSpade
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@1capplegate
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"The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live." -Phil Hartman
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Remembering Chris Farley on the 24th anniversary of his death. Today’s a good day to watch Tommy Boy.
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@realDonaldTrump
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
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@realDonaldTrump
Remember when Nixon said the press was the enemy, then he was impeached? History will repeat itself.
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Honestly, a meeting can only get better when Zorak shows up
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@realDonaldTrump
It's all political misdirection. He wants you look at one hand while he jacks off Putin with the other.
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Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more.
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Selena Gomez was stung by a Portuguese Man O’War jellyfish in Hawaii and I was stung by the exact same thing in Hawaii when I was 9 and it was so scary that I didn’t swim in an ocean for 20 years. True story.
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@realDonaldTrump
And 56% said poor judgment. 58% said you're not honest or trustworthy. 59% said bad temperament. 61% said you lack empathy.
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@realDonaldTrump
Here's a fun line: "Trump's rating is 10 points higher among whites who lack a college degree than among those who have one."
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People don’t give Ivanka enough credit for making her own clothes twenty minutes ago
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I won an Emmy today. My first. Life threw a pretty big curveball a few years ago when I was laid off from radio after 20 years. I’m thankful KIRO 7 took a chance on me. Someone who had never worked in a newsroom before. Someone who had to learn an entirely new set of skills. But
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@realDonaldTrump
Would you like to note the rest of the poll? 52% said they would not trust you in a crisis.
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@JordanUhl
Would love to meet the human that finally decided to vote for him because of his position on dishwashers
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@realDonaldTrump
Yes, talk about the wall when you have the lowest approval rating of any President since they started measuring it in 1945.
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When I picture your average Donald Trump supporter I picture George Zimmerman.
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