Synthpop Sardaukar🇵🇸
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No way to part two souls allied Even our path descends from light No matter if you're wrong or right I will be still right by your side Synthpop Forever
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I dreamed that I made this meme and it became extremely popular
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Each era of twitter is first preceded by a nigh prophetic dril tweet and you never can tell which one it’ll be but it is really a fundamental law of this site
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I must know. What's a song you consider an absolute masterpiece, start to finish, no second of wasted time, every note just in a perfect spot, every word true?
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I work in a very highly regarded and prestigious kitchen and they don’t want you to know this but the pantry in basically all Michelin starred places is just hundreds of these four
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This is a man who has never listened to a single album in his life. If you played him TOOL it would euthanize him instantly
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The walk in is just boneless skinless chicken breasts
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God damn it rules being an American man I wish I were fucking dead
“don’t mess with wmemmawma unless you wanna gddhublefma”
[more embarrassed for those cheering]
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@lNTRUSlVETHOT
@SheIsTheWraith
“I’ve been buying and putting stickers under public toilet seats like an extremely normal person!”
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@HeheWaitWhut
The president of the young republicans club at my school gave a speech endorsing electric shock collars for Mexicans and was later beaten badly off campus. It was pretty political
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for me the first song to spring to mind is The Bottom Line by Depeche Mode (no surprise there) it's just such a perfect centerpiece to the time, place, and album.
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@AsAnActivist
Civil war felt like it was four times longer than 2049 despite being 20 minutes shorter or so.
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Lmao you gotta see the comments
Elon Musk, who owns the social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter), said that the decision of some major advertisers to distance themselves from the platform could "kill the company." This comes after Musk supported a post on X containing an antisemitic comment.
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@phatcussy
it was originally about iodized salt but the picture that gets used isn't of iodized salt which makes it even funnier to me
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@CuboneUnknown
just a weird coincidence that doesn't mean anything but both of those accounts use a capital i as a replacement for an l and I'm starting up my conspiracy machine
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my favorite The Joker movie is the one where Crispin Glover becomes The Rat Joker
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This is the French triforce
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@dennisbhooper
ah but you see how there were no quips? scorcese lacks the chops to make sure every line of dialogue sounds like its spoken by the same character (chandler from friends)
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@simbakionnala11
I would've said this site is the museum but we need one that isn't coming apart at the seams
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I think when you start posting a lot your username should visually heat up until it bursts into flames NBA Jam style.
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Pretty cool how we’re creating a sort of chivalric order of white supremacist cops, wannabe cops, and vets that are allowed to kill any peasant with impunity
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@SailorUrectum
@crungeoneer
Basically a guy saw DC Doomsday’s origin and decided to see if he could make one in real life
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@CantEverDie
He’s responding to every single reply. The level of “not mad” is off the charts
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@ask_aubry
this is why their whole "you're a sicko groomer" approach holds no weight under any degree of scrutiny
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@impliedChoppy
@BestGayHusband
it's either thinking too much or thinking too little but in either case we need to prevent it
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@LivPosting
I'm as left as they come but I think anybody questioning capitalism in the slightest needs to be arrested.
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The reason my support for the second amendment is t compatible with conservative support for it is that I will never be able to relate to their weird fetish for concocting situations that make them the main character in a death wish movie.
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@viperwave
It’s wild going through those and being like “he died. He’s dead. That guy’s in prison. Murder suicide. Oh that guy you don’t even want to know.”
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what a man what a man what a man what a john goodman
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@autogynefiles
Accidentally did this to myself because it popped up while I was following a tutorial on how to change my wiper blades
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@aramhadjinsi
James Beard has deployed his shadowless assassins to come for me this is my final message please tell them I-
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@ByYourLogic
every single fail state in heavy rain is the funniest moment in video game history
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@Felgraf_Physics
@Magstersnoyl1
The Fool:
the fool tries to make one million dollars.... but the wise man knows that its much easier to make $0.000001 dollars one trillion times
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@Scoobydouchebag
Wait who the hell was that bald guy that magically appeared just as Tim disappeared I don’t recognize him.
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When their recent pics looks like this, you know they've got some Shit Opinions™
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There was a popular fashion style in the 90s that my sister and I referred to as “Admiral Mom”
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@Chinchillazllla
there's an andy ngo that's a journalist? I only know about the nazi grifter one
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Sorry, I’ve fixed my reaction. My new reaction is “too bad it wasn’t Ben Dreyfuss”
if your first reaction to seeing the story of the Titanic tourist submarine that went missing is to focus on the fact that they could afford a $250k excursion and then tweet about how they deserve to die, you should touch grass but that grass should be in a mental institution.
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Bots and bluechecks both gotta learn: clout is never bought or borrowed. Clout is only earned.
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@EclecticHams
Ex-porn “addicts” always make that their whole personality and it’s not even real
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One thing William Gibson nailed in his books is that the man made technological miracles of tomorrow will all exist but on the consumer end they will always be cheap busted pieces of shit that break instantly.
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what do you even call a political system where you have to vote for one guy or it's the end of democracy forever
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Sony doing psychic damage to us with these character names
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@Chinchillazllla
I think he made amends by having Vimes Boots be a huge awakening of class consciousness for young nerds like me
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Dig through the ditches and
Burn through the witches and
Slam in the back of my
Fraggula
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@SAMOYEDWAVE
Yeah man some of us choose to live life in a permanent fun house mirror don’t hate
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@Chinchillazllla
used to organize a closing family meal in the gap between security cameras in my kitchen. no regrets, sent the kids home with food to spare and my bosses didn't understand shrink logs well enough to figure it out anyway.
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Found a naturally occurring Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures
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