this is one of the worst things i've heard in a long time

Elegant and stylish

Just a baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly 🦫

Oh my god that last part is cracking me the fuck up. Like usually they’d be like, “I’m familiar with the law!” Or some other bullshit deflect but just flat out not wanting to acknowledge any laws is just fucking incredible stuff

Meanwhile in the ZOO in Poland https://t.co/i9CBvyAHmh

Every one of us has had a car momentarily drive near us without us shooting the driver three times in the head. It is a level of bravery children possess wandering a parking lot. Even chickens cross the street.

You would defend it if the cop straight up shot and killed them. There is literally nothing a cop could do that you would not reflexively defend.

Watch Trump award himself the $50 million bounty for Maduro's capture.

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

“Israel’s freedom of action in Syrian airspace” said without a hint of self awareness

friend wrapped up her brothers Pittsburgh penguins hat like this

Why are men like this

My dad built an Osama Bin Laden gingerbread house

Is wicker park Chicago de-gentrifying? @Jackmclennan_ says yes and has a solution to fix it

This is so crazy. They backed up all of Spotify. https://t.co/49k4Eega5C

https://t.co/em1JXCIMa0

Planet Earth captured by Space Cowboy (also known as Breezeh or Briscoe Park)

This is my therapist. If that is gay, I don't want to be straight https://t.co/HiBQcpxzK4

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