Fredo Fabrucci: The Actual Devil
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My friend sent me this video of this poor skiier slamming his cock and balls directly into a slalom gate at high speed and I have to say it really made me reconsider the severity of my problems in the grand scheme of things
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This is my absolute favorite meme backstory
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Lmao I just remembered that time joe rogan was like "food is better when you're hungry"
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Seeing these bathrooms and shaking my head in disdain as I decide to just piss and shit my pants instead
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Mfers on here love to pretend the 90s was this wild west period of unparalleled free speech absolutism as if we didn't have unhinged moral panics and emergency congressional sessions over shit like mortal kombat or the outline of a nipple through a shirt on a sitcom
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was absolutely howling with laughter when he busts out the fuckin armor, my man is equipping a rainbow six loadout to go get a slice of pizza
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Pet name tiers:
Top: old timey human names (mildred, walter)
High: foods (taco, pancake)
Mid high: common human names (Stephanie, Mike)
Mid: cliché pet names (fido, rover)
Mid low: concepts/emotions (joy, lucky)
Low: tough guy shit (shadow, blade)
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@justme_Deja
ok well I'm a psychologist irl so I could talk about this all day but the short version is treating privacy as a privilege and denying it is bad for children's development - here is an article referencing it but it is a heavily researched topic:
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@bfwriter
lmao also me, when I first started dating my wife she would remark on how it was weird that I always reflexively locked the bathroom door because "it's not like someone is gonna burst in" but the total lack of any respect for privacy I had growing up conditioned me
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Once again thinking about this incredibly bizarre meme from a few years ago of dudes pointing loaded guns at their junk to own the libs and then one of them fucked up and absolutely obliterated his balls
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I bet this guy reacts really sensibly when the 19 year old behind the counter at the pizza place tells him he can't be brandishing a fuckin mk18 in there
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This ad campaign for investing in Eastern Poland will seriously live rent free in my head forever
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Me, to everyone constantly after twitter "removes censorship"
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My favorite weird subgenre of internet videos is watching quack chiropractors basically performing spine shattering mortal kombat fatalities on people
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Thinking I'm going to bring back the molasses gang
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@justme_Deja
there have been a lot of studies about this sort of thing and just heavy handed really controlling parenting in general and it is associated with so many issues - anxiety, depression, poor self esteem, lack of self identity, etc - parents please don't do this
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@kennedytcooper
Mfw it's August and my tenant who pays 2800 a month demands I fix their ac after it has only been broken a mere 2 months
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Honestly I feel pretty bad for this kid at this point, imagine posting one kinda dumb thing without thinking about it when you're like 20 and then just forever being the poster child for dumb takes that aged badly
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Holy shit it just clicked for me
"Let's go Brandon" is the right wing version of "covfefe"
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Was going through my gallery and lmao remember this? Truly feels like 100 years ago
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Oh my fuckin god are people living on a different fucking planet
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@menickybeth
Yeah not only this but you know people like this are gonna be jumpy and just itching to use that stuff
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Lmao people on Facebook are posting this all like "who would win" as if these 2 wouldn't be instantly vaporized
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ps you're definitely going to want sound on for this one
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@djinndiesel
I wonder if this is someone with really bewildering politics or someone who is doing some kind of elaborate bit
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@afroposadism
"But think of the internet clout", I say, as a round blows my cock and balls to smithereens
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@kennedytcooper
@HapennyHoHum
So I looked this up and hilariously number 6 is the Luxor casino in vegas lmao
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@EponymousMan
It would be incredible irony to collapse from heat exhaustion because you're so overloaded by your coolguy operator gear
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Imo we do not make fun of this bush era "axis of evil" shit enough, it was ridiculous back then and has aged even worse
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Thinking again about this guy who stockpiled massive amounts of supplies at the beginning of the pandemic so he could sell them at outrageous markup and the fucking temerity to try to reframe it as him being this hard working family man
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currently obsessed with this amazing site () that uses AI to generate character portraits based on what you type in
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Instead of gendered bathrooms we should have shitting bathrooms and pissing bathrooms
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I see that people appear to have very strong feeling about fries in burritos but where do we land on fries in gyros?
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@MOMMYBlGDICK
Damn that's wild how someone planted a bomb and wrote something on it apparantly expecting him to find it before it exploded 🤔🤔🤔
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Service workers should all be provided with guns and they should be able to use them with impunity and I am not joking
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Fondly recalling another absolute all timer, internet hall of fame video from back in the day
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@PrinceLandru
I do not really blame the guy because society really aggrandizes and promotes this kind of behavior. We have convinced ourselves it is "entitled" to demand an at least remotely similar quality of life / pay for the same work as previous generations
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In this sumerian tablet from approximately 2600 BC, the author notes how modern coffees are often watered down and combined with various creams and spices. It then goes on to describe that coffee was typically served unadorned and tasted "like coffee" in the writer's youth
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Just thought it would be fun to remind folks about this bad boy
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@redstarmiami
Reminds me of what happened to Mark Hicks, aka "afroninja" - an extremely accomplished stuntman and martial artist who has done a ton of great work over an incredible career but is forever immortalized by one clumsy botch that got captured and became a meme
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I truly hate to drop this particular prophet fredo proclamation but be prepared to deal with this guy for a very very long time
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Additional EDC update: apparently the new and very funny thing to do is to carry multiple handguns with you in case you run into a max payne dual wield situation
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In this ancient Egyptian papyrus scroll from approximately 450 BC, the author laments various "flavor additives" that are put in coffee by young people at the time. It then goes on to explain that during the rule of Psamtik IV (~20 years earlier), coffee "tasted like coffee"
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Since we're now having a 9-11 every day and I'm constantly being reminded about what a not big deal that is, I thought it would be fun to look back on the very reasonable and tempered response we had to 9-11 at the time.
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Ok folks, now we're all looking for the next insane discourse and your old buddy Fredo is here to help you. I present the BAD TAKE GENERATOR. Here's how it works - simply randomly generate 2 numbers between 1 and 20 (or roll 2 D20s) and start doing mental gymnastics!
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Coming at you with another very difficult theoretical decision
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@_fohsarah
This is totally anecdotal but an interesting thing I've observed throughout my academic career is that many of the people that are successful at the highest levels (e.g. getting terminal degrees, becoming professors, etc) tend to be like "second tier" smart rather than "gifted"
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@murder_turd
You see dad, I returned your pacemaker while you were asleep and found a used one on the darkweb for 80 pounds cheaper
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Every day carry guys all like "running some errands with the wife"
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lmao yes geez am I the asshole for NOT LETTING MY SON DRINK WATER come the fuck on with this shit
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It's always so funny seeing CEOs breaking down their "70 hour work week" because they're counting shit like getting a massage as "work"
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@Not_Silvers
Damn that's rough cuz weapons are for sure tough guy shit but bazooka is such a funny weapon name so I'm going mid high
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Remember when that guy posted a pic of a bunch of wings with one bite taken out and was like "lol I demolished these wings" and it kicked off like 2 months of wing discourse? A simpler time lmao
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@GalaxyPeaBrain
Legitimately burst out laughing when it got to the E and it looks like he jumps off the building and then explodes
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who cares about male hierarchy post your social class based on food choice scores:
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@kennedytcooper
It's very weird how people are pretending this is some zany new thing and not something we all learn in school when we are like 6
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@adequatelyjed
the dream of the 90s is alive in portland if by "dream of the 90s" you mean "the gulf war"
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Alright muting this bad boy, here are the usual things I always say every time one of these posts blows up - yes I know it's probably fake, no I'm not being serious, yes I really am the devil, make sure to smash that follow button for more quality content, etc
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Currently reading about John C Woods, who would very carefully ensure nazi executions were as torturous as possible and then would throw his hands up all like "oops I guess I fucked up the math again lmao"
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Once again reminding people about the existence of the hell toilet.
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absolutely crying with laughter at the idea of a "quincenera carry"
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@undefeatedmatt
Lmao what is this 1974??? "Men that don't like sports are not real men" might as well be a fucking Neolithic era take, what on earth, why would anyone give a shit about football when playstation exists
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Since he is the topic du jour I want to give a shout out to the lovely, totally earnest portrayal of Mario by captain lou Albano from the early 90s show.
He saw this as an opportunity to finally "be a good guy" and he took the role super seriously and went all in on it
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Realtalk I'd be pretty depressed if this happened to me
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@zei_squirrel
@3tacopequeno
Seeing him put all that effort in and just immediately being effortlessly bodied reminds me of those security footage videos of angry dudes all posturing up and then just getting 1 hit KO'ed mid stride
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The prefect combination of bizarre ads for a bizarre (and weirdly specific) thing
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@TricksterEth
Back in my day egg sandwiches were female unless they had bacon in which case they were male and we also had COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE 😤😤😤
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@phosphor_glow
@Kamenka_exe
I think we've just reached a point where the whole "white people don't season food am I right folks" thing has just become so prolific that I guess people just repeat it reflexively without even looking at the photos (of obviously well seasoned food made by a professional chef)
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