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Back from the grave | he/him | I like big riffs and tiny spacemen | @warpstormer guy | Nazi metalheads/wargamers fuck off

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Holy shit, this guy’s literally pumping up the jam.
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Berliner injection machine by J. Gottlieb Bakery Equipment.
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@olliejustmoans My guy *you’re* the one having a reactionary tantrum on the internet.
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@DominicRaab This graph literally shows that real wages are lower than when your lot came into government in 2010. Not really something to be boasting about.
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@eeberquist This came up a while ago at the pub and we surmised that the reverse would only use the components not used in the original.
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@maxpayneonpoli1 @gavnugent It's to reinforce the notion, at least amongst those not paying close attention to the details of these pieces, that poor people only have themselves to blame and should stop complaining. Tl;dr, it's capitalist propaganda.
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@PhilipNByrne Billy Corgan/smiling politely is obviously great, but I think “Someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra? Possibly while high? I’m looking in your direction, Cypress Hill?” is unfairly overlooked.
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This is absolutely A* dad behaviour. Superb.
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@CAlexandraPhoto @bbykaat Things Rollo did this with when he first came to live with us: one (1) whole salmon fillet; an entire garlic baguette
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@toronodon @AITA_reddit I think you mean Frankensteighn.
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@WeirdMedieval “Those shoes are so gay I’m scared they’ll be irresistible to women” is incredible
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Being forty years old and performatively complaining about things that have existed for 21 (Halo), 21 (XBox), 13 (Minecraft), 6 (TikTok), 11 (GoT) and, er, 68 (LotR) years respectively.
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This is genuinely pathetic and, in a functioning press, would get you fired from your columnist job for inexcusable ignorance of the world you harp on about endlessly:
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Went in a pub we’d never been in before y’day and saw this in the gents.
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@MermaidMads @FlorenceHRScott I was literally just thinking about this reading his space comments earlier and I fully convinced myself maybe I'd imagined all the awful stuff
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@eeberquist No I cannot draw horses and I do not plan to learn now.
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This would literally never get written about a man. 😡
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@eaterlondon Always thought the burgers were pretty good and used to go pretty regularly, but I've not been back since they grassed up their own staff to the immigration cops.
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@NewStatesman Wow if only emergency services vehicles could in some way be exempt, as necessary to their function, from the usual rules governing private motorists. Idk maybe they could have special lights or markings to clearly distinguish them idk.
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@joshcheetham Josh. Is this sort of hair-splitting the most important misinformation-combatting thing you could be doing right now? Boat’s fucked. Whether or not it’s actually all the way under the water seems kinda beside the point under the circumstances.
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@JBoneDS @politicsofnv The lad who banged him out should get the flat.
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@NME @pictureparlour_ An actual journalist, rather than an extension of this band’s PR/management/label advertising strategy, might interrogate how a band with 31 monthly listeners on Spotify comes to suddenly get these huge opportunities, but that seems to be beyond @fluorescentsoph ’s capabilities.
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Thinking again about when an entire series of The Bake Off But Woodworking got binned after one episode when loads of ppl on here pointed out the guy who clearly went on to win it had Nazi tattoos all over his face, something that had apparently eluded the entire production team.
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Painted two more Orks which means I’ve finished off the unit of Evil Sunz which were originally part of my “finish shit off in November” plan. Oh well, better late than never, eh?
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@keewa I’m not sure I’ve seen a better recent example of someone knowing the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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It’s true. – 1 day for doing all your chores and bits – 1 day for doing something fun – 1 day for just flopping about like a goblin
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Every weekend should be a 3-day weekend. #BankHolidayWeekend
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@RJMrgn
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Incredible exchange
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We’ve just been discussing it and is there a funnier single shot in a film
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@lisabeej *updates CV*
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@RJMrgn
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Weird how Robin Hood’s seen as this sort of English folk hero when minimum 60% of the bootlicking dickheads in this dogshit country would grass him up to the Sheriff of Nottingham at the drop of a fucking hat.
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Uhhhhh James I’ve got some bad news about the Stormtroopers
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Bloody hell even Stormtroopers stand for the National Anthem #starwars
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@mjrobbins Well yes, I think in that instance people would, quite rightly, be outraged by it and anything drawing attention to that fact would be entirely legitimate. The key thing of course is that, unless I’ve missed something fairly major, this is a scenario you’ve just made up.
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@ColinBrazierTV I dunno Colin, has it ever occurred to you that a song in which we appeal to a fictitious deity to give special treatment to one specific guy who’s magically better than the rest of us might be part of the problem, rather than a solution to anything?
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@misslucyp I don’t say this lightly, but I honest-to-god hope someone kicks him down the big stairs and then it turns out nobody actually saw who did it.
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Just fell through some sort of Google Maps Streetview time-hole. 😭
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@plalor It's Scottish, Mr. Beer Editor. It annoys me a bit when people show no interest in their job.
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@MmmmTrams @FrippsPaddy @Nigel_Farage Because, despite his claim to the contrary, he’s a racist.
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@mjrobbins Well given that the express, institutionally-sanctioned role of a nurse within the NHS has never been to kill people, it’s not really the same thing at all, so the analogy’s a pretty fatuous one.
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@NHM_London “We’re fine with fascists as long as they give us money” isn’t actually the great explanation you seem to think it is.
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@warhammer Here’s my Warboss and Waaagh Banner. Lots of bitz in both.
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I’m totally fine with “being friends with people with different opinions” but more along the lines of “which is the best Iron Maiden album” rather than “should refugees have their boats shot full of holes then be left to drown in the Channel”
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He’s *purring*
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I mean, if we’re doing “someone getting killed means it’s shut down forever” then maybe the Met Police should be looking a bit closer to home hm?
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The Met has requested the permanent closure of the O2 Brixton Academy, following a deadly crowd crush in December
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@WholesomeMeme This is horrifying
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@timsenna @NME @pictureparlour_ @fluorescentsoph “Actually, churning out this crap is fine cos she did me a solid” isn’t the unassailable riposte you seem to think it is my guy.
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@purleeze @Glinner Sounds like a your partner problem tbh.
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@charlubby LET THEM IN
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@charlubby I saw a pigeon get the tube once. 😬
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@kieran_delaney @MattPolitic Much more impressed with multi-lingual kids who *don’t* live in castles, tbh.
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@FreeNorthNow @Angry_Voice Nationalise Sean Bean imo
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@abbiipaddy @poedammmmm @howlieT You’re not the only one.
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Obviously it is phenomenally impressive to have actually made this but I always find the sight of a Space Marine stomping about the garden of a semi-detached house entirely hilarious.
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@hugorifkind @OwenJones84 From your tone here Hugo it seems you feel any criticism you’re facing over your ghoulish article can happily be dismissed as long as “all this” can be claimed to be “coming from” Owen, rather than that he maybe just happens to share the opinion of you that plenty of others have.
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@tabora_X @polishingking @keithwozniak @W7VOA @DCPoliceDept @politico Still think “infiltrate” is a weird choice of word; as if they haven’t been there all along.
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@rhymerrigby @guardianopinion Just say you’re a moral coward without principles and off you pop
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Having a bit of a case of the Everything-is-Terribles, so I want you to: • show me your pet • tell me their name • tell me the thing you call them that bears the least relation to their actual name This is Rollo. Lately I have been calling him “Mr. Tinkus, The Baby Binkus”.
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These sorts of people think he’s literally Tony Stark. Just absolute baby-brained shit.
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@elonmusk You have the ability to save the people on the sub they are in deep waters, location known. You can rig something up. Your the only one on the planet that can.
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Soundtrack to the next five years (at least): a distorted James Dean Bradfield screaming "Who's responsible? You fucking are." on a loop.
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@WarComTeam @MrKhornversion Soooo when you did that Warhammer Preview stream and *repeatedly* said it was to become part of the ongoing range that was just… complete bollocks? Huh.
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Fucking hell this absolutely did me in when the chorus came in.
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"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence Otamatone Cover by moshibass Full Version available here:
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@LNER Just looked on your website and if I went to Edinburgh by train this weekend, it’d cost me £148. Flying – £97. Good job encouraging people to carry on destroying the planet, guys. 👍
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@such_hockey_wow @AITA_reddit Fucking lol that someone’s solution to OP wanting out of something that could potentially physically or psychologically damage them is “idk, join the military maybe?”
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@StefGotBooted @LeftieLawyer Also, the framing of this as being “with Corbyn gone” rather than “since a sustained and ruthless campaign to outright alienate and exclude anyone on the left of the party” is pretty telling.
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Someone dropped some chips on the floor in the pub and this guy’s lead’s not long enough for him to reach them.
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Labour will continue screaming at the top of their lungs to anyone who’ll listen that they will change absolutely *nothing*, and a certain kind of person will still tell you you’re morally obliged to vote Labour to get the Tories out.
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Labour's Darren Jones states that his party is committed to austerity as the Tories 'have spent all the money and maxed out the country's credit card'
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Of course none of this needs to be true, it’s just pure job-mandated reactionary-signalling to the Times’ core audience of spiteful dickheads. Horrible little pick-me millennial traitor cunt.
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Stg the internet “truescale” bullshit that’s been going on for like 20 years has broken some people’s brains to the extent they’ll not be happy til a single Space Marine *miniature* is 7ft tall, with a little 28mm-scale head.
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@AyoCaesar I somehow VERY much doubt this is “the first time she offended anyone”
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@timand2037 Tell you what Tobias, why don't *you* engage directly in war against Russia first, and see how you get on?
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@ClintSmithIII Thanks for two things: 1. I found this very encouraging, in a way; it reminded me sometimes stuff that seems insurmountably fixed in place isn’t always so. 2. I’m now on Wikipedia learning about Frederick Douglass, whom I hadn’t heard of before.
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@RonJichardson Ah well never mind I bet a Jeremy Corbyn government would have been just as bad eh Jon?
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@guardian Have you considered that you might be wildly out of touch with what constitutes a “tiny” change to most ordinary people?
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THING I LEARNED TODAY: Goblin, Kobold and the element Cobalt share the same etymological root, the latter because poisoning from it was attributed to mischief by naughty creatures. I am inordinately excited about this discovery.
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Been married to @staytiny for two years today, mates! We couldn’t do anything last year but today we are going to TWO PUBS, even if it is raining.
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Tapping the 'That Thing You Do' sign once again.
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Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻
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What are examples in any form of media where a "brilliant song/painting/play/etc" within the story is actually as good as the characters act like it is? Note: NOT the same as just "I liked it". It needs to actually fully match its fictional reputation
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I was just talking to a pal about Rob Halford, and I remembered this smashing piece from earlier in the year by @GrimKim . It’s nice to have a reminder that those whose art you might admire aren’t always awful, reactionary dickheads.
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@dandouglas Absolutely done in by “King’s Leer”
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@BBCNews Should have read the small print.
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Didn’t get much chance to paint little spacemen in April, but I cracked into this grotty guy yesterday. Extremely annoyed about not having left the backpack separate as I think that would have made it like twice as easy to paint. #WarhammerCommunity
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@OfficialALW @BacklineNurse @MCRofficial Attention all you people falling over yourselves with excitement over this:
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@NotoriousPBG I’d like to extend this to “anyone who does GRs in the first place”
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@BBCBreaking No he isn't, otherwise he wouldn't have done it to begin with.
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Should have kept this in every 40K rulebook since rather than pandering to the competitive crowd imo.
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My wife just made a comment about “when Ray Charles used to present Robot Wars.” Incredible stuff.
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Shout out the author of this absolutely top-notch proposed CN.
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Do you know what a "bottle night" is? Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY. We lock our phones away, turn the TV off... Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk. That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence. We live
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Holy shit
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What idiot didn’t make the fake quote “LET MEEEEEEE EDUCATE YOU” tbqh?
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