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Vanessa

@PoisonDragonDoo

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I find farting funny. 💣

Joined October 2015
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@PoisonDragonDoo
Vanessa
10 months
Hey! Go vote for our adventures boy! He would love the opportunity to be the next Jr. Ranger! https://t.co/mVhDad2wgj #VoteForRonin #JrRangerContest #RangerRick #NatureLover #FutureRanger #SupportOurYouth #OutdoorAdventures #TeamRonin #VoteAndShare
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@TragicAllyHere
Ally
6 years
Everyone please stop mocking Zuckerberg’s haircut. I am his stylist. The truth is he just won’t sit still in the race car chair, even if I give him a sucker. He just keeps saying “zucky dislikes that” and turning his head 360 degrees like a demon so that’s the best I can do
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@PoisonDragonDoo
Vanessa
6 years
Donald Trump is actually Bobby Newport.
@parksandrec
Parks and Recreation
6 years
Bobby Newport seeing his name on the city council ballot.
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@JimGaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
6 years
I don't want to sound out of the loop but who is Donald Trump?
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@PoisonDragonDoo
Vanessa
7 years
Hate when my 6pm "get the fuck home" time is screwed up by only being 345pm. ⌚🙄😒
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@RidiculousDak
Dak (Retired)
7 years
I aspire to be as care free as this good boy
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@JoeListComedy
Joe List
7 years
I just farted so bad that I had to brush my teeth.
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@PoisonDragonDoo
Vanessa
7 years
Robin and Cyborg ❤️🌟 #planetcomicon #PlanetComicon2019
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@PoisonDragonDoo
Vanessa
7 years
Little Raven with big attitude ❤️ #planetcomicon #PlanetComicon2019
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Vanessa
7 years
Cyborg and Raven ❤️ #planetcomicon #PlanetComicon2019
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Vanessa
7 years
Raven and Robin ❤️ #planetcomicon #PlanetComicon2019
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@PoisonDragonDoo
Vanessa
7 years
Sitting among the other gymnastic parents just thinking, "please don't talk to me, please don't talk to me."
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@PoisonDragonDoo
Vanessa
7 years
🤣👌💯
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Erika
7 years
I might not have pep in my step but I sure as hell have bounce in my boobs.
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@PoisonDragonDoo
Vanessa
7 years
You all know this is true. 💯💁‍♀️
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@JimGaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
8 years
Only on board with #SpaceForce if @neiltyson is around.
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@jd_durkin
j.d. durkin
8 years
you sitting down? here’s Corey Lewandowski mockingly saying “womp womp” to the story of a 10-year-old girl with Down Syndrome who was separated from her mother at the border.
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@pattonoswalt
Patton Oswalt
8 years
Sorry #MAGA dipshits in my timeline, seemingly upset that I’m not “sticking to the comedy” they apparently so love and crave from me, but there’s babies in cages. And a bloated goblin-President who put them there. Back to the yuks and leg-pulling ASAP!
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@tonyposnanski
Tony Posnanski
8 years
A tale of two parties... Rachel Maddow breaks down while reporting about children being taken from their parents... Corey Lewandowski mocks a girl with Down Syndrome being taken from her parents... You decide which side of history you want to be on. I have.
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