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“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??”
My dog:
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I found a video of a duck falling asleep and I’m convinced it’s the cutest video ever
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I’ve never seen a puppy pull a prank before and this was too cute not to share🐶
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Sometimes I get sad but then I remember this video exists
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Another Disney star hit rock bottom. Pray for Ratatouille y’all
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Your dog is iron man now
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If you’re having a bad day here’s a rare video of a corgi with a long tail to make it better🐶
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Me happily listening to the same 6 songs everyday
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Imagine carrying 18 dumbbells to the court to look cool for a video just to get overshadowed by an old man hitting free throws
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“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??”
Me:
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This is definitely the most vicious pit bull attack I’ve ever seen
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I’ve just been putting my sunglasses up there like an idiot
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Corals aren't plants they're animals. Imagine carving your name on cats/dogs...
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Babies stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight
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Dad: “Just put whatever mommy usually buys in your basket”
Daughter:
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My gut feeling: Don’t do it
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I’m gonna do it
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Imagine carrying 18 dumbbells to the court to look cool for a video just to get overshadowed by an old man hitting free throws
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Don’t mind me just freaking out about how adorable this video of a dog doing a cartwheel is
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Teacher: “Discuss your answers with the person next to you”
Me and the person next to me:
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Me telling the worker at Subway what I want on my sandwich
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Me pulling up with all the love and affection I have to offer
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Me looking around in class to see if I’m the only one that doesn’t understand it
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Anyone else read this with two different voices in their head?
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That bean doesn't even have a face but it looks so done with the other bean😂
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*On FaceTime*
*Poor connection pops up*
Both people:
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*Studies all night for a test*
My brain during the test:
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If you’re having a bad day here’s a video to make it better🐶🐥
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I’ve watched this 20+ times and the ending never stops being funny😂
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*Gets left on read for hours*
Me: “I’m never talking to them again”
Them: *Finally replies*
Me:
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Friends: “What’s your password?”
Me: “It’s my birthday”
Friends:
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Probably one of the most vicious pit bull attacks I’ve ever seen
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Since tomorrow is Halloween here’s the best Halloween video you’ll ever see🐶
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When you hear your sibling lying in the other room after your mom just separated y’aII from fighting
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Friend: “Hey did you ask yet?”
Me: “No my mom’s in a bad mood”
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Me: “You should bring a jacket cause it’s gonna get cold”
Her: “No I don’t wanna mess up my outfit”
Also her:
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Me: *Doesn’t understand something*
Professor that has studied the subject for 42 years:
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While y’all are quarantined here’s a cute video of a dog just vibing to cheer you up
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Me having an existential crisis in the shower when I should’ve gotten out 25 minutes ago
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Interviewer: “What's your name?”
Me: “Hired”
Interviewer: “You're Hired?”
Me: “Thank you”
Interviewer:
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“Girl imma have to call you back I just dropped my baby”
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When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom
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We were only friends with some people cause we saw them 5 days a week
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*mom typing*
*mom typing*
*mom typing*
*mom typing*
*mom typing*
*mom typing*
*mom typing*
*mom typing*
*4 minutes later*
"Ok👍🏻"
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My professor after I take an impossible final: “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Me:
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Me: “Bring a jacket”
Her: “No I’ll be fine”
Her 20 minutes later:
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It takes my friends 5 business days to choose a restaurant
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age 7:
( •_•) (•_• )
( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\
me naps
now:
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( ง )🤝( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\
me naps
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Me constantly switching between calm and panicked throughout the day
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Me: *never talks to crush*
Crush: *starts dating someone else*
Me:
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My mom coming back into my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up
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Me: “Are you mad?”
Her: “No”
Me: “Let’s see a smile then”
Her:
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When an instagram ad pops up about something you literally JUST talked about
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When you’re being annoying and they actually get annoyed
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Just checked my bank account and all it says is $LMA0.00
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Idk what this cat is going through but it’s totally a mood
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I don’t even leave my bed now I can’t imagine myself with this one
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Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in it’s mouth. Nature is so beautiful
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This tik tok has serious vine energy and I love it
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No matter how many times I watch this it's never not funny
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The kind of energy I expect 2020 to enter my life with
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