Paul Schleifer 💙💚😷
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The road to Hell is paved with broken biscuits. I follow-back likes, but please don’t spoil it with a DM. #GTTO #ProEU #ClimateAction #RwandaNotInMyName
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@JuliaHB1
Why do you assume this is an Islamist terror attack? All the indications so far are that it isn’t. Will you apologise for spread fake alarm if this is confirmed?
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I don’t remember seeing this on the side of a bus.
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@SallyAnn1066
Perhaps you and your 264 colleagues who voted to enable this could swim from Hastings to Brighton before telling us how appalled you all are by the consequences of your decisions.
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I don’t remember seeing WORK UNTIL YOU’RE ACTUALLY DEAD on the side of any buses.
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Why the fuck does Bravermann need to travel by Chinook to go to Dover?
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Isn’t this the point where right wing populists usually say that foreigners should stay out of UK politics?
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Do I really need to add a community note to this gross act of ignorance?
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Should MPs be tested regularly for substance abuse?
Labour’s plan for babies….
Six months with mummy or daddy (if you’re lucky) then handed over to the State so mummy and daddy can get back to the Critical National Endeavour of Generating GDP.
Has anyone asked if this is best for children? 1/4
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Well, Britain, this is what the Tories really think of you. You’ll find similar offensive stereotyping in Britannia Unchained.
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I’ve got it! WHO, WEF, NWO — it’s everything that’s got ‘world’ in it that’s in this evil communist plan to steal everyone’s precious bodily fluids.
World of Warcraft, Gardener’s World… we know what you bastards are up to!
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Let’s see if that self-deprecating sense of humour the English used to be famous for still exists…
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@TomTugendhat
Jeremy calls for a ceasefire and deescalation.
Tom tries to make cheap political capital from the death and suffering of others.
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Overwhelmed by apocalyptic prophecies?
Raptures piling up daily?
We can help by consolidating your abounding biblical eschaton into a single easy-to-manage series of monthly revelations.
Call us today on 666-GODS-GRIFT.
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Zzzzz… when does the bit with dragons and trolls start?
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@BorisJohnson
Your party’s held n°10 for more than 12 years and your copy of The Bluffer's Guide to Politics is wearing thin.
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Given
@GBNEWS
’s obsession with ‘illegal immigration’ and ‘criminal gangs’, does it not seem odd that one of its regular guests has been arrested in Romania on suspicion of alleged human trafficking, rape and forming an organised crime group?
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Brexit benefits? Certainly sir - chain gangs, workhouses or feudalism?
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Good honest matey high-up biologist person says we’re all blowing up or something on Monday.
Seems legit.
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@amandajplatell
Refugees are not allowed to work while their asylum application is being processed (thanks to journalists like you accusing them of all being economic migrants).
What would you have them eat in the 6+ months it takes the Home Office to handle their applications?
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@APascuTulbure
Perhaps you could print a poster highlighting this issue and post it in all the food banks in your constituency.
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This is surely a parody account.
Absolute remainer LIES about fruit and veg shortages in the UK. My local market was full of fresh fruit and veg 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Dear Express readers, it’s not safe to eat mouldy bread. But facts probably don’t bother you much, so do what you like.
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Is he expecting some kind of sympathy?
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
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I know fuck all about handling weapons like these, but this looks like a great way to miss what you wanted to hit and utterly destroying something else instead.
Sounds a bit like what he’s doing to X/Twitter.
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If the Tories really don't like being called 'scum', why haven't they kicked out Jonathan Gullis?
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According to the Telegraph, young people are too lazy to work hard enough to afford this.
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@sophielouisecc
It is an essential public service THAT HAS BEEN FAILED by the Tory cult in government for years.
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Minder was a British comedy-drama series about the London criminal underworld shown on ITV for ten series between 1979 and 1994.
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@grantshapps
What military threat are we facing from deep space?
Come on now, don’t be shy.
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I can see how this would still be a useful skill.
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Wow - clearly the prick everyone aspires to be. Well done GB News for sharing your role models.
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No they bloody didn’t, Daily Moron, and even your own article doesn’t say that. Is your headline editor a ‘creationist’ with Raquel Welch fantasies?
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@Councillorsuzie
They say repeating a lie enough will make it true, but it can also make you sound like an idiot.
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Murderers may also be told not to be naughty too.
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It's ok, ladies - I'll carry this incredibly heavy child's backpack.
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@BadVaccineTakes
This remarkable mortality effect doesn’t seem to be showing in New Zealand’s excess deaths statistics.
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Who’s going to tell poor old Loozah Fox that this is Twitter, not an ATM?
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“As far as I am aware, no government business was discussed,” said well-known liar, Boris Johnson.
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I’m certainly no royalist, but how is it that Stanley Johnson was vaccinated before the Queen?
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@thatcymraes
Not for EU**
**may contain lethal traces of arsenic, rabies and velociraptors, but that’s only a problem for woke foreign fuckers, not the descendants of King Arthur and Queen Victoria who have been individually blessed by God to be well hard.
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I wouldn’t want to start any Infowars-style demonic rumours, but why does Farage have claws?
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Blessed are the tofu-eating wokerati, for theirs is the longest laugh.
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Never mind the broken window, how much listening was ever really done here?
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@ABridgen
A timely reminder that, even with Dorries finally going, there will be no immediate shortage of woefully pig ignorant MPs.
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It’s amazing that people actually believe this crap.
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I suspect that Ben Bradley is far more likely to be discriminated against for being a knob rather than having one.
"Why have a minister for women, but not for men?"
Speaking in the International Men's Day debate, Conservative Ben Bradley says "can we ensure equality means just that, rather than positive discrimination at the expense of certain groups"
Watch:
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I believe it doesn’t always go according to this textbook.
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