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Patching hard since 2006. Oil&Gas engineering. Field development, and manager of spreadsheets. Masters in Energy&ESG. Born at $29.75/bbl
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Wind/Solar+Backup are now where US Shale Oil was in 2013.
Shale oil destroyed private capital but created cheap energy for society.
RE will destroy public capital leading to expensive energy, a double whammy.
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Just a gentle reminder that Pierre Trudeau supported Residential Schools for 15 years while serving as Canada’s Prime Minister.
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For not being an expert in energy, Smith absolutely nails it. More leadership like this and we’ll get affordable energy back
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A reminder to the “Oil is Dead” lunatics.
The planet literally shut down in April, and we still consumed 70,000,000 bbld oil. Think about that for a hot second
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Fishing this weekend, literally in the middle of a massive heavy oil (SAGD) field. The environmental destruction was hard to grasp.
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@yegronin
I mean, at this point, if you’re still masking there’s a good chance you’re planning to steal something
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@RepDianaDeGette
You are a perfect example as to why energy tourism is a disease. We need officials who understand how things work. Oil companies are price takers, the price is set by you, the consumer, in a globally traded marketplace that works on supply and demand.
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@SeamusORegan
@KingTownship
@_DebSchulte
@MayorPellegrini
Great photo op in front of that diesel generator
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@MrMatthewTodd
Meanwhile, in reality, crop yields are at all time highs thanks in part to higher Co2 levels. Lol
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This idiot promoted every stupid protest in Canada over the last 6 years, now he’s denouncing protests against him/he. The guy is a world class moron
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Contrast this with Trudeau hiding from the truckers for 2 weeks…
President, his Chief of Staff, the Prime Minister, head of the Servant of the People are all in Kyiv.
We will win! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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Suncor is divesting from wind and solar because wind and solar don’t return capital, and make no sense
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Batteries are not scalable. There is not enough metal on earth to achieve the Green transition many energy tourists believe to be in reach
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Halfway through
@AlexEpstein
’s book The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels. Tough to put down, check it out!
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Antarctica posting record low temps, Artic ice sheet extent furthest since 2012…the global warming narrative is about to be swapped out by a energy crisis reality
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@RachelNotley
Your party supported freezing bank accounts and initiating the emergencies act…pick a lane
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$90 Oil + lifting Covid restrictions = Max Fawcett’s worst nightmare
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@ScottWapnerCNBC
Not vaxxed. Sick for 24 hours, it was a nothing burger for me. Can’t believe they mandated a vaccine of this.
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LMFAO at pension funds who won’t invest in Energy because ESG, but put money in FTX.
Nice DD on the whole governance side 😂 what a joke
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Big thanks to
@AlexEpstein
for an advanced copy of Fossil Future. Alex takes a pro-human approach to why we need more, not less fossil fuels
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The energy crisis coming to Europe this winter seems simple to solve. Just turn up the Renewable output
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The UK has enjoyed 300 years burning Coal to improve quality of life of their people then they pull this virtue signalling crap on an emerging economy attempting a fraction of the same. Hilarious!
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Want some insight into Oil over the next couple of years? Natural Gas is showing what’s coming, buckle up
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Going to see a lot of this kind of stuff this decade as the new solar cycle kicks in. Who woulda guessed the sun is a factor?!
Antarctica's coldest winter on record doesn't disprove global warming
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Canada can’t approve a pipeline in 5 years but it can approve new vaccines in 5 weeks
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Oil/Energy Doomsayers - The next energy crisis will be a supply crisis.
The demand crisis thesis is a full investment cycle early thanks to the ESG bronies, woke media, and incompetent politicians. 2021-2027 thanks you.
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Totally shocked to learn installed solar panels underperform puffed up models (propaganda) designed to fool the public
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Balance sheets getting cleaned up over the next 2-3 quarters in the $90-$110/bbl range really setting the stage for $150+ oil next year
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Biden draining SPR at $75 oil is going to look very stupid when oils at $125.
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The opportunity cost of misallocating $2 trillion is starting to show up in global energy markets. More pain to come
Nearly $2 trillion was spent from 2011 to 2018 on wind and solar energy across the globe. And in the end, they covered 3% of the world’s energy needs.
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Please lord baby Jesus let them drain the SPR at $100 oil so that demand remains strong leaving nothing left at $150
THE BIDEN TEAM IS CONSIDERING RELEASING A LARGE AMOUNT OF OIL TO PREVENT INFLATION.
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My contact at Enbridge believes even if ordered to shut Line 5 in, they won’t. Off the record, they wouldn’t mind a temporary shut in. Give these eastern purist woke virtue signalling chumps a sense of what energy security means.
My vote - shut the valve
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What if…OPEC doesn’t have the supply capacity mainstream believes they do
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Have paid zero attention to Ukraine/Russia, after Covid I trust nothing. Who knows wtf is really going on. It’s all one big game
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Surgeon General now recommends AGAINST the Covid “vaccine” due to cardiac related risk and negative cost-benefit
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Think there’s no under cover attack on Canadian Energy? Bloomberg pictured Oil Sands mining on a Natural Gas IPO. Hard to believe this wasn’t by design
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Renewables are not renewable. They require massive quantities of finite raw materials and energy to create/mine.
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Canada’s current carbon tax on Natural Gas is $2.07/mcf
Canada’s target tax in 2030 on Natural Gas will be $11.73/mcf
The sale price of AECO averaged $1.60/mcf in 2019
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BP, committing suicide in real time. Virtue signalling isn’t going to pay the bills
Today EVP strategy & sustainability, Giulia Chierchia introduced our new sustainability frame which links our strategy to our purpose – reimagining energy for people & our planet. Here are the highlights ⬇️
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Western Canadian governments generating $12 billion in royalty 21/22 vs $3.5 billion in 20/21
This should be front page news
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I hope everyone enjoys Trudeau’s favourite day of the year, Happy Halloween!
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@atRachelGilmore
Vaccines do nothing to stop the spread. Mandates are anti science at this point. Not to mention divisive and discriminatory
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The fake videos of random Chinese people falling and dying in the streets from Covid in March 2020 was the first of many red flags for me
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Once deemed conspiracy and silenced, now consensus. Covid came from a lab in Wuhan. Question everything. More to come out in the next couple years. Biggest scam in history
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Feels like -37C right now in Alberta. Thank god for natural gas and coal for keeping us warm (alive)
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Wind is currently contributing 2% of its connected capacity. Meanwhile, battery backup in Pincher Creek (Summerview), designed to kick on when wind and solar are not able to contribute, is also generating 0MWh
The Wind/Solar/Battery scam...bought and paid for by the tax payers
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The Oilsands would get full on cancelled if this were to happen. Wind gets a free pass
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Time to break out the $3 natty and $70 oil price decks.
2021-2027 is going to be one helluva drug (as discussed).
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Corn for fuel makes zero sense. All part of the Climate Scam.
The U.S. uses 30-40% of its corn supply for ethanol, which accounts for only ~7% of U.S. transport fuel. That’s a lot of land use to produce a relatively small amount of energy.
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My experience with getting Covid as an Unvaxxed went exactly to plan
Sick for day, faired the same or better as my triple vaxxed friends. It was a nothing burger
So happy I stuck to my guns and didn’t fold under pressure to get an experimental shot I simply don’t need
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Levels of energy consumption are tightly correlated with standard of living. The importance of cheap, abundant, reliable energy cannot be understated
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China planning another 100 GW of Coal fired power.
For those who don’t know units of power well, 100 GW is a shit tonne
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Lots of climate predictions that missed their mark in 2020. Shocker!
Still artic ice! Swing and a miss for the 2013 prediction
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Calling all experts in Moore’s Law
Ingredient costs of making an EV battery seemed to decline for years....until they didn't (via MS)
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All Trudeau had to do was congratulate and praise Canadians for reaching ~90% vaccinated given the original target was 70%
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For any Canadian scratching their head at how the government botched the vaccine rollout...see below
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With SPR included we’re looking at a ~15.5mm barrel draw. Buckle up folks
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Why are people worked up about the SPR release?? There’s less oil in storage. That’s bullish.
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Will go down as one of the worst takes on energy, ever. 🤡
Oil demand probably hit a secular peak last year and, thanks to
#EVs
, now is in secular “decline”. Though ARK has no formal forecast, I believe that
#Oilprices
are on their way back to $12, the level reached after the 1973 oil cartel crisis, or lower, now that EVs are taking off.
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In order to graduate high school It should be mandatory to pass one course in Energy and Finance, with an option of a second level course in these subjects. This will make more sense to most 3-4 years from now.
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With WTI over $100 a lot of people have a lot of explaining to do, I was told this was impossible
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I’m going to get out in front of it before I get doxed by the CBC, I supported the Truckers, to the surprise of many I’m sure
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@MartinHeinrich
Perhaps if you hadn’t worked so hard to keep it in the ground there would be enough supply to meet demand, bringing prices down. Oil price going much higher, thank you for your work, doesn’t happen without guys like you 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Top scams to be aware of:
Trudeau
Covid
Climate Change
Renewable Energy (LCOE)
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Why my Covid give a shit level is 0/10.
99.96% chance of survival if I get Covid for my demographic assuming I have comorbidities (I dont)
This assumes that every listed Covid death is legit (its not), and every single Covid case has been recorded (it hasn’t, not even close)
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@katiemehnert
@Deep_Seas_Oil
Hurricanes have always happened, always will. Please, enough with the climate narrative every time we get a weather event that’s only ever occurred over the last 4.5 billion years
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@GGunnelsPCT
@Heminator
Cycles cycle. To think it’s 100% human induced is insanity. Big Climate is big business, never forget that
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History not Jagmeet’s strong suit apparently
He saw a country wracked by poverty, illiteracy & disease. So he lead a revolution that uplifted the lives of millions. RIP
#FidelCastro
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Whitecap trades exactly in line with peers but has net negative Co2…the market doesn’t actually care about Net Zero or ESG, just the sexy headline, zero follow through. What’s the point?
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The ENERGY secretary doesn’t know how many bbl’s are consumed daily!?
Reporter: "How many barrels of oil does the U.S. consume per day?"
Biden's energy secretary: "I don't have that number in front of me"
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Most politicians are bottom decile individuals (or they wouldn’t be in politics), not this guy. Need more of this guy
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Loving Shells exit from the Netherlands. High taxes, ridiculous ESG measures prohibiting business, forcing them out. Poor policy playing out across the globe, its frightening
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Shocking news. The Solar scam is real. Leading us into energy poverty and an unreliable grid.
Bombshell new study published in
@HarvardBiz
Review finds that solar panel waste will make the electricity produced by solar panels *four times* more expensive than experts had predicted
Here's why everything they said about solar was wrong
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Poor energy policy and socialist fuel tax structures are crushing people in Vancouver with gasoline prices over $2/L. Totally self induced but they’ll blame the energy companies, energy tourism is the greatest disease of the decade
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