Ottawa Gestapo
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Walking into Costco and seeing 900 pajeets
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Please be advised that no pedestrian traffic is permitted in areas of the city that the protestors formerly occupied. When we close down roads and businesses, it's for your benefit. And also to remind you who your daddy is.
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Ottawa citizens, in our efforts to remove this convoy, we have closed down many roads.
We expect to reopen these within 2 weeks, once freedom has been flattened
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🤔
@WesternU
is hiding twitter replies of two former students who have died suddenly at age 20, and 21 shortly after announcing their lifting of mandatory vaccines.
It'd be a shame if this went viral.
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A close friend of mine received a large fine for not asking for Vaxx passes at his establishment in December 2021.
His court date was TODAY.
No judge showed up and he automatically WON.
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES.
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BREAKING: Justin Trudeau has managed to escape to his Harrington Lake cottage sneaking past
#RollingThunder
motorcyclists.
Sources say he was camouflaged to blend in the night with black paint covered head to toe.
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DEMONSTRATORS: You must cease saying 'I love you' directly to the officers. This is not good for morale and is leading to an increased volume of staff absences. Henceforth, anyone heard saying I love you inside the Red Zone will be arrested.
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Any Canadian flags seen inside the Red Zone will be taken down and trampled on immediately. There is no place for symbols of hate in our country's capital.
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We'd like to thank
@theJagmeetSingh
for his support in passing the EMA.
He may not be welcome in India but he's always welcome in the city of Ottawa.
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Unvaccinated Canadians are one step closer to having the same freedoms as a Ukrainian immigrant
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FUCK this guy.
Ron MacLean leaving Don Cherry out to dry catalyzed Canada's rapid decline.
You don't leave a soldier stranded on the battlefield.
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With the truckers now gone, the citizens of Ottawa can expect crime rates to rise back to previous levels. We also anticipate more garbage on the streets and longer wait times for sidewalk snow removal in the downtown core.
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If you made your kid get an mRNA shot, you're a fucking idiot.
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🚨 Rumor has it that there is an Athlete Strike brewing regarding forced
#COVID19
vaccinations. Spanning major sports such as Football, Basketball, Soccer and Hockey.
#AthleteStrike
#SportsStrike
#NFLStrike
👀
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Can we get a list of all the COVID-19 propaganda phrases?
Safe and effective
Follow the Science
6 feet apart
Unacceptable views... So many to choose from!
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BREAKING: Dr. Fauci stepping down as Chief Medical Officer under Biden and moving to Canada to help with vaccine uptake. "The population is more submissive there", he is quoted saying.
Welcome Dr. Fauci!
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🚨 Missing person 🚨
One of our comrades
@DFisman
has gone e-missing, we need the community's help to find him. Last seen on this website pushing needles on pregnant women.
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WAREHOUSE SALE: 5000 batons and assorted riot gear. First come, first served. Unfortunately it's all hardly used.
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Are there still jobs requiring covid-19 vaccines to be able work?
Can we start a list and chastise the fuck out of them?
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"You can't harass your fellow citizens who disagree with you. You can't hold a city hostage....and deprive people of their jobs. You can't attack journalists for reporting."
We agree wholeheartedly. YOU can't do these things.
These tools belong to us, the state, alone.
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The traitorous truckers may be gone, but it is not yet safe to let down your guard citizens. Please be on the lookout for remnant signs of the protest such as Canadian flags, smiling faces and laughing children.
More
#OttCity
services will resume this week.
Visit: for more info.
Some traffic impacts are expected to continue due to the secure zone in the downtown area.
Check out the online interactive traffic map for live updates:
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Why are so many vaccinated getting sick while unvaccinated aren't?
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The absolute state of the Liberal Party of Canada right now.
Hey
@marcomendicino
-
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
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#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
#HowManyTanks
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It’s very simple, if you don’t want to be beat up, only walk down the streets that we explicitly allow you to walk down.
It’s for your health.
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We are searching for a man in connection with incidents of dangerous propaganda. Multiple confirmed reports of "I love you" being uttered by and around him.
Sketch artists have created this composite image based on descriptions. Please contact us with any info on his whereabouts
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Justice served. Enemies of the state must not be allowed to roam our streets freely.
Tamara Lich, a major organizer of the so-called Freedom Convoy, has been denied bail in Ottawa.
She's scheduled to be back in court March 2.
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The truckers are finally gone, and things are back to normal: road closures, snow filled streets and police checkpoints. You're welcome, citizens.
TRAFFIC ALERT: Current road conditions are unsafe in the area bound by Laurier, Bronson, Rideau Canal and the Ottawa River (previously known as the secured area) due to snow, ice, barriers, etc. For public safety, the area is restricted to local traffic only.
#otttraffic
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Myocarditis isn't a "little bit of a health scare".
It's permanent heart damage and 50% of those diagnosed die in 5 years.
Whitewashing of
#myocarditis
by media is disgusting.
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@OttawaPolice
Several vehicles attempted to park. Several citizens attempted to stand around. It may not sound like much, but these actions were very aggressive in nature.
We're calling on the government to reimplement the Emergency Act.
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UPDATE: If you are from Aberta, Quebec or any province other than ON we will now need to see your papers as proof of valid reason for passing.
We are now up to 100 checkpoints. Liberating our city and preserving your freedom, one cruiser at a time.
Truckers have nothing on us!
There are approximately 100 police checkpoints surrounding the secured area downtown. Police will simply ask for your reason for travelling within the area.
#ottnews
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I saw a Pajeet shitting on the side of a highway... In Canada.
💩 🌎
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@iluminatibot
Canada's perceived Statist power isn't as strong as you think. Their power is hanging on by a thread.
Let your enemy keep making mistakes.
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@atRachelGilmore
If you asked any questions about the efficacy of the vaxx, you wouldn't have made this video.
Have you ever apologized for it, by the way?
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Overton window is getting smashed!
Way to go
@DrAseemMalhotra
🔥 🔥 🔥 saving time of lives! 🙏
BREAKING BBC News:
Cardiologist says likely contributory factor to excess cardiovascular deaths is covid mRNA vaccine and roll out should be suspended pending an inquiry.
We did it. We broke mainstream broadcast media 🔥🔥🔥
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Pedestrian traffic in the Red Zone is strictly prohibited. Outside of the Red Zone there is now a 3km/h walking speed limit.
We're tired from having to run to catch all these peaceful protesters. The struggle is real.
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Whatever parody I had left in this account is absolutely gone after yesterday.
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Please join us in congratulating our newest diversity and inclusion hire, interim Chief Steve Bell.
#BLM
#LGBTQ
#3rdTimesTheCharm
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@NHL
@BlueMountian12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAA+AHAA+AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAJJGFJFJDJDJD
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BREAKING: As of March 1st, Diesel fuel will be banned from all Ottawa gas stations because it is too triggering for our beloved citizens.
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Happy
#BlackHistoryMonth
Never forget the atrocities our Prime Minister went through just because he's blackface
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We are terribly sorry to hear of this negative experience. It is our goal to ensure that all WEF members thoroughly enjoy their time here. Did you remember to flash the proper hand signs to our officers to access your Davos level rewards?
Please DM us so we can make this right
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If you engage in sex, you will need to get permission from Public Health beforehand. We can't risk the spread of
#Monkeypox
.
After intercourse, you will have to fill out a 5 minute questionnaire on Canada's ArriveCum app.
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Fear not great citizens of Ottawa we are rounding up the test of the rabble rousers.
You will all be able to get back to your very important digital pencil pushing very soon.
Police have the remaining protesters at Coventry surrounded
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PSA: Our officers are still overwhelmed responding to honking complaints. We do not have the resources to individually check each of your neighbours' basements for stow-away truckers. Please report any suspicious activity or Canadian flags.
If you see something, say something.
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Update from Hamilton
Our men are overwhelmed, need backup immediately. 84 officers is not enough to combat the amount of people that hate Justin Trudeau.
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As the weekend approaches, we remind you to remain vigilant. We've received reports that convoy members are stealthily making their way back to the city core.
Please be on the lookout for early signs of a resurgent presence. Report suspicious hot tub usage or dancing immediately
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@Captaincoby00
CaptainCuck tried to delete this, but OG captured, bagged and tagged the evidence😎
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We thank our friends at the SIU for helping us determine which of our officers, most deserve the highly coveted Bronze Baton award
SIU Investigating Reported Serious Injury of Woman in Interaction with Police Horse, Less-Lethal Firearm Discharges at Ottawa Demonstrations
Witness? Contact us here:
#ottnews
@OttawaPolice
Francais:
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Justin Trudeau has taken the stand to justify the use of the Emergencies Act.
He opted to use Whiteface this time because there is systemic racism against Blackface in Canada.
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Apparently
@OttawaGestapo
is too hard to decipher from another account, wonder who that could be?
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Inspired by
@YaaraSaks
we are pleased to announce our new uniform supplier: Helly Hansen.
Lunatic Canadian MP says “Honk Honk is an acronym for Heil Hitler”
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ALERT: Idris Elba, age 49, and Sophie Grégoire Trudeau, age 46 both missing and last seen holding hands. Please call the Ottawa Gestapo to help identify their whereabouts.
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The coveted Bronze Baton Award has been given out to Hans Goebbels, Ottawa Police Officer Badge
#69420
. An astounding 38 pummellings doled out during last night's peaceful protest! 🥉
Great work, comrade!
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@OttawaPolice
Ottawa city roads are not meant for peasants, they're there for the timely movement of government officials only.
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We are eagerly awaiting our Dear Leader, who is expected to speak of the successful dismantlment of the disgraceful trucker convoy. Warning to viewers: there are many symbols of hate and racism in the background being used for illustrative purposes only.
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@JustinTrudeau
Just to clarify, we only support those expressing themselves and protesting elsewhere. If you attempt to do so here, we've got horses and batons at the ready.
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I'm a 43 year old ex-highschool football player. I went straight to get my badge because I love to see the look of fear in people's eyes. I won the Golden Baton award 4 times and deflated 3 children's bouncy castles.
Justin Trudeau is my hero.
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WANTED: information leading to the citizen responsible for this.
We need to know where to send the War Merit Medal, for outstanding service by civilians to the regime.
sociopaths in ottawa doxing local "collaborators." good thing there aren't any disgraced former PMO officials and journalists who condone this kind of behavior
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Just to clarify - this post isn't asserting that these two souls succumbed to vaccine injuries. Merely pointing out the interesting timing, with
@WesternU
and their hiding of replies and that it COULD be a possibility given that Western mandates a dangerous vaxx that has killed.
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My favourite memory from the Convoy Occupation was trampling an elderly indigenous woman with a horse. That was so badass of us.
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@OttawaPolice
For ease of access, be sure to have your papers ready. We are still working on the final solution: embedded ID chips that can be scanned with minimal delay.
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📢PRESENTING: "Ottawa Dichotomy"
Became inspired yesterday and edited a few videos together to make this short sharable piece.
It shows the stark contrast between the freedom folk brimming optimism and excitement vs. the cold brutality of the State.
Enjoy!
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@theJagmeetSingh
Explain this to me like I'm a neon haired fat non-binary weeb wearing a mask alone in my car.
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For your safety and protection, many streets that were formerly overrun by heavy machinery and protestors remain closed. We expect to be finished planting evidence within the next 2 weeks.
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That's right. Whatcha gonna do?
Ottawa Police have told us that individual police checkpoints have the power to stop any reporters they do not like -- it's up to officer discretion.
This was their explanation for why government journalists at Trudeau's CBC state broadcaster were allowed through, but we aren't.
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@JustinTrudeau
He found the 5 questions out of 50,000 without explitives directed at his terrible leadership.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS!
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27 celcius doesn't need an "extreme weather" warning you fucking idiots
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Thalidomide is safe and effective. Deformed limbs means it's working.
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If India is a "Superpower", why do Pajeets seem so desperate to leave? 🤔
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Good morning!
Rachel Gilmore is not a journalist and Harvard, Stanford and John's Hopkins doctors are spewing truth bombs in front of congress.
You love to see it! 🔥 🔥 🔥
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The hush hush post of them suspending mandatory vaccines which is getting ratio'd to shit.
After consultation with our medical experts and local public health, vaccinations are no longer required for students, employees and visitors at
#WesternU
.
Masks will still be required in instructional spaces in the winter term after the December break.
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WATCH: Interim Chief Steve S Balls tells you what to think about the nasty trucker protest and why the new and improved police based occupation is way better.
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