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Just in case any of those people who drove to Ottawa want to see what a real protest looks like against a dictator.
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My worst experience in communist Canada was spending 3 days in the hospital and leaving with a $0.00 bill and they even gave me a parking voucher to cover those costs. Disgusted to say the least
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You could have saved a bunch of time and just wrote” I’m a shitty fucking parent”.
Way to make your kid suffer for you being a little bitch
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Do the people who drive with the Fuck Trudeau decals on their rides think everyone who spots it is like “ yah, Fuck that Trudeau guy”. I hate to be the bad news bear but 99.9% of us are laughing at you as we pass and calling you a fucking idiot. Just saying.
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With all of the threatening messages I have received regarding my stance on the protest from its supporters, I have for my own safety decided to only eat at ethnic restaurants for a while as I’m sure none of the convoy folk have ever stepped foot in one😏😏😏
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The sad part of the last few weeks is finding out how many people you know fully support racism in this country. The number is mind blowing.
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To all my Canadian friends, if what happens in the USA constantly scares and upsets you, I would highly suggest looking into the conservative party platform and noticing many similarities to the USA structure. If you want Canada to remain a safe place for all don’t vote Cons
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Well let’s be honest, it was nice of the city of Ottawa to host a grad party for all the people who never made it far enough in school to attend one.
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Todays SUPERBOWL prediction….. The losing team will lay on the field and block all the exits and won’t let anyone leave the stadium til the government changes the score of the game to make them the winners.
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I’d sooner vote for a person who wore blackface 25 years ago and realized his mistake and said sorry than vote for a group of people who associate with right wing, holocaust denying, Nazi loving fucking idiots in 2023. Just saying🤷♂️
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Folks, why are we vandalizing Russian churches and such here in Canada. The Russian people are not the enemy in this. It’s 1 man who should have the hate of the world on his shoulders.
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Freedom Convoy 2.0 is heading to Ottawa in February it seems so here’s the question for them, what in the flying fist fuck of fury are you bitching about this time? Please provide the answers below
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I support the police in Ottawa arresting stupid fucks all weekend. Who’s with me????
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I’m proud to live in one of the most beautiful and free countries in the world, how about you? 🇨🇦
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Got a few DM’s saying “ you’re in Canada, stop caring about the USA ” or “ you’re a man, quit bitching”. Ya i’m Canadian and ya I am a man, with 2 daughters. I’m gonna fight for what’s right and the fact is no man should tell a woman what they can do with their bodies. Period!
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The reason birth rates are down in Canada isn’t due to the vaccine, it’s down because 99% of woman don’t wanna fuck some clown with a Fuck Trudeau decal on his truck.
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I give Doug Ford a week before he realizes the CUPE ain’t fucking around and he better open up the wallet. I stand with the CUPE workers. Do you?
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Dear Canadians,
If you want to see what Pierre will do to Canada, just take a peak at what Danielle Smith is trying to do in Alberta. Should sum it all up for you all
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Trudeau today just secured another victory in the next federal election.
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Finally catching up on this Amber Heard and Johnny Depp stuff and wow that woman is bed shit crazy.
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38 million Canadians wake up in a free and beautiful country daily. Don’t let the small fringe of super annoying,uneducated honkers let you think otherwise. They are a small fringe that don’t speak for 99% of Canada. 🇨🇦
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Lots of upset people today with my grad party tweet in Ottawa. Yes I understand not everyone has access to an education or able to complete schooling but also not everyone pretends to understand the charter of rights and freedoms and drives to Ottawa to take over the government.
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I look forward to the day I can proudly display my Canadian flag again without people thinking I’m a stupid fucking freedom convoy supporter.
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Let’s start a growing list of things actually worth having a convoy for shall we. I’ll start!! Clean drinking water for all Canadians.
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Nice to see the Conservative Party vote NO on providing dental care for kids. Remind me again how they care about families??
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Joe Rogan shits all over Canada while his own country is stealing rights from woman, kids being shot up in schools and a president who would forget his own fucking name if it wasnt written in his underwear. Hey Joe, on behalf of Canada, shut the fuck up.
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True Story.
My conservative buddy in Alberta.
Smokes a pack a day , loves the beers, new F350 with a hell of a lift, 2 sleds, dirtbike, 5th wheel, loves a little bugger sugar every now and again, casino weekly.
Blames Trudeau and the carbon tax for being broke🤷♂️
Berta
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Everyone suffered during the GLOBAL PANDEMIC, just some of us stepped up and did our part and others honked.
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So Pierre didn’t know who Diagolon was, Pierre didn’t know he was using misogynistic hashtags, Pierre doesn’t know what causes inflation, Pierre doesn’t know Trudeau doesn’t control rent prices so what the fuck does Pierre know?!?!? Anybody have an answer?!? Anyone?
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I’m not one to judge a book by it’s cover but why does it seem every time I see a vehicle with Canadian flags on it I have a very good idea of what the driver will look like.
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Honk Honk, Tamara Lich back in the clink!! She wins the No Bail Peace Prize!
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Heartbreaking to see what’s happening in Ukraine:( to those people that call themselves Hero’s for honking… sign up for the military and try to be a real hero for once! Don’t have it so bad in Canada after all eh…
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Tamara Lich is not a political prisoner, she’s a fucking idiot and idiots end up in jail for doing idiotic things.
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Dear Canadians,
I know we love to travel and explore but if you are planning a trip please leave the USA off your list. They don’t deserve a cent from any tourist for the constant shit they allow to happen to their own people.
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Trudeau ain’t scared of anyone and we are lucky to have such an amazing PM of this FREE nation.
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You think life is shit under that dictator Trudeau, just wait until Pierre cuts CPP, EI, Pension Plans,$10.00 Daycare, Woman’s Right To Choose, Mat Leave and the list goes on and on. Don’t believe me! Ask him….
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The Freedom Fucks are not fighting for freedom as they still can’t name one they lost, they are fighting to be allowed to do what they want when they want, and that’s not how a civilized society functions. There are laws and rules. That’s life. They can either fit in or fuck off.
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If Justin Trudeau makes a statement and it pisses off people like Elon, Jordan Peterson, Alex Jones and Joe Rogan then you know the statement was accurate and factual.
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I have some amazing news to share for all my haters.
Tomorrow marks my 2 year anniversary of getting the first dose of Pfizer, so I should be dropping dead any minute now. It’s been a honour and privilege reminding you daily just how fucking stupid you are.
❤️
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Could you imagine being such a useless fuck that you ride to Ottawa to protest against Freedoms you didn’t lose while you ride across the country freely. You can’t make this shit up as to how clueless and conservative these fucks are.
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Found out today that
@rickmercer
follows me on here and I’m stunned. He is a Canadian Legend and I’m blown away! When one of your idols thinks you are worth a follow it’s a surreal feeling. Thank you Rick!
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I walked into a coffee shop today and we all had masks on. We all looked at each other and gave a nod of our heads because we are not fucking stupid and would rather trust science and doctors over the useless UCP.
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85% of Canadians are vaccinated.
Pierre….. I think I’ll cater to the 15%
Being a conservative is like buying a ticket on the titanic after it already hit the iceberg.
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A fella with a Fuck Trudeau decal on his old rusty GMC Jimmy asked me for directions today. Hope he found the place because I sure as fuck didn’t send him in the right direction.
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Dear Canadian Protesters,
The protests in Iran and woman fighting for their lives and removing their Hijab is NOT the same as you honking your horns over a mask mandate. The fact some of you are even comparing the two shows how incredibly fucking dumb you are.
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This is a test. I’m going to have a positive happy tweet and see how this goes.
I think you ALL are amazing people and I sincerely hope the rest of your week is filled with love and joy and all the things that bring you happiness in life.
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Honk in the comments if you are happy to see two useless fucks Pat King and Tamara Lich locked up still for attempting to overthrow a democratically elected government with a bunch of so called truckers. Honk honnnnnnnk
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How does anyone support this convoy lol peaceful they say…. Pat King is a total clown
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Woke up today and said” enough is enough” and threw my pack of smokes in the garbage. I know it won’t be easy but nothing worth while is.
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If having to toss a mask on to go into a store is the one thing that ruins your whole day, I’d think it’s safe to say you enjoy a pretty privileged life.
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For years and years, Canadians would look to our friends to the south and say “ thank fuck I don’t live in the USA”.
Canada has a choice, do we want to maintain being free and respected on the world stage or become the USA.
A vote for Pierre is a vote for the USA.
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CERB kept food in peoples fridges, roofs over their heads and helped people in a global pandemic and I’m ok knowing it may cost me a bit more these days to recoup those costs that helped so many amazing people.
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To my Conservative friends on X
-Climate change is real.
-You can’t protest away the lgbtqia2s+ community as hard as you try
-The carbon tax isn’t making you poor
-The Freedom Convoy didn’t do a thing
-Covid is real
-Vaccine is safe
Have a good day 🎣
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My heart breaks for these poor people who have been discriminated against much worse than anyone else in the history of the entire world.
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Who thinks Oil and Gas Companies can clean up their own fucking wells with their own fucking profits instead of ONCE AGAIN using tax payer money!!??
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I understand that change can be difficult and triggering for many but holy fuck Alberta can we try not to keep living in the 1960’s. It’s ok to not vote Conservative because your dad and his dad did. Open your eyes to a world of better possibilities for your kids and their kids.
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Stop referring it to the trucker convoy, all the real truckers were working.
Stop referring to it as a freedom convoy as no one lost a freedom.
Call it what it really was, a fringe group of fucking whinny little useless assholes. Done.
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I think it’s time the media stops giving the convoy fucks any attention.
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For the people who say Canada is a horrible place and a dictator runs it. Please book a vacation ( if you have any cerb cash left) and go visit an actual place under a dictatorship and get back to me on the results:)
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Federal Election Prediction
Trudeau doesn’t run again, Chrystia Freeland runs, she destroys Pierre, conservatives have epic melt down knowing a woman runs the country because nothing a conservative hates more is a woman with rights and a brain.
Rest of the world happy:)
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Many comments tonight about “ how can you defend the police , they ran over a disabled woman with a horse“ and my reply is “ well, she had 22 days to get out of the fucking way of the horse”
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Dear Canadians,
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. When planning a vacation please keep the USA off your destination list. They don’t deserve a fucking cent.
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Hey Freedom Fucks….
Take a look at the Middle East today and remind us again how bad you have it in Canada….
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When you are waiting 16 hours to get into a hospital or hours for an ambulance to arrive due to the system being overwhelmed and failing, just remind yourself how inconvenienced you were wearing a mask in Walmart. All actions have consequences folks.
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Willing to bet the people who keep protesting drag shows had no issue watching MASH growing up… weird.
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I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but I do know that not ONE person was forced to get the vaccine. You had a choice and that choice came with consequences pending your CHOICE:)
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How the fuck does a 6 year old kid get to school with a loaded gun in the USA…. Charge the fucking parents. Enough of this shit.
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Conservatives voters called Trudeau a communist and dictator when he approved the Emergency Act but I’ve yet to see 1 Conservative voter say the same thing about Dougie Fuckface Ford for using the Notwithstanding clause. Weird.
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Any Canadian still thinking Trudeau is a dictator and stealing your freedoms just reach out and I’m sure we can raise enough to buy you a 1 way bus ticket to the USA.
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On one side we have Doctors, scientists, virologist and epidemiologists and on the other we have Chris Sky, Jamie Sale and Theo Fleury.
I wonder who I should take medical advice from…
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The ArriveCan app works just fine, the issue is Conservatives can’t operate anything that doesn’t honk or have a Fuck Trudeau sticker on it.
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Toronto, where having an affair costs you your job but smoking crack gets you elected.
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Gotta love the smart move by the Libs and NDP. Hey freedom convoy truckers. Go honk yourselves!!
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Conservative leaders ran and hid and invoked parliamentary privilege to not testify in the EA inquiry. Trudeau stepped up like a real leader and knocked it out of the park.
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Walking across Canada for freedom… now I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer but seems to me you are pretty free If you are able to WALK ACROSS CANADA.
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Everyone’s upset about Trudeau’s motorcade and security detail. How else is he suppose to protect himself from all the men wanting to fuck him?!?!?
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Could you imagine being in Ottawa right now still fighting the government to drop mandates with what is occurring in Ukraine and Russia. How fucking dumb and useless are these people. These rejects keep showing Canada why they are indeed the laughing stock of our nation.
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Do we all need decals that say “ I didn’t support the convoy but I do support my flag” for our vehicles? And we can rock our flag again proudly.
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I will say this, it’s amazing to see the whole fucking world unite and show love for Ukraine and it’s people!
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I got called “Canadas New Rick Mercer” for my blunt take and telling it like it is, but in all fairness Rick is better looking , full head of hair and is loved by everyone. I’ve just been mocking the protesters and if I go by those numbers I’m hated by 45 billion Canadians:)
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If the worst thing that’s happened in your life in the past few years is you couldn’t eat in a restaurant or go to Vegas or a PM singing offended you, id fucking say you are living a pretty privileged life.
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Couldn’t imagine trying to intimidate a group of woman who are walking in to an elevator and tossing vulgar words at them. This piece of shit doesn’t speak for Alberta and Chrystia Freeland you are welcome here anytime, future Prime Minister.
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Want to lower taxes for all Canadians? Just tax the fucking churches. New roads, new hospitals, better services.
Pretty simple.
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Gotta admit, it’s kinda funny to see Pat King say he lost all his freedoms since his arrest. I thought he went to Ottawa to protest because he lost all his freedoms….. how many fucking freedoms does this man have to lose?
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Question for the single people on this site. If you went on a date and found out the person you are out with doesn’t believe in the vax and supports the convoy. Do you get up and leave ?
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The Cons are absolutely pissed off that this person flipped Danielle Smith the fuck you finger of love and bitching for her to be fired, but it’s ok for them to fly their bullshit fuck Trudeau flags, protest weekly and bitch a moan daily. Hey UCP, Fuck You 🖕 HCW for the W
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The folks who keep saying “ Make Canada Great Again” are the people who are making this great nation not so great.
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Anyone make decals? Would love to get some made that just say “I’d” so I can slap it on top of the Fuck Trudeau decals on trucks.
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Doctors yelling to warn people the new variant is by far the worst they have seen and to protect yourselves.
Politicians are telling you Covid is over and have a great summer.
I think I’ll trust the medical professionals on this one.
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If you are offended that the HOC applauded a Nazi but not offended that the Freedom Convoy was proudly waving Nazi Flags…. You might be a hypocrite😏 or Conservative…. Same shit.
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Russia has a dictator who is currently bombing the shit out of Ukraine but someone please remind me again how Trudeau is a dictator? Let me guess, he didn’t allow you to go to Boston pizza for a bit? Oh, made you mask up to protect people? Fuck, some of you are so stupid it’s sad
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