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CaptainCoby

@Captaincoby00

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@Captaincoby00
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10 months
This is my final TWEET on this app. I'm out of here as of tomorrow. I genuinely wish all of ya the best!! .See you where the sky is blue, the grass is green and not covered in Elon shit. Toodalooo Fuckers.
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10 months
Dear Republicans/Conservatives. For a group of people who chant " save the kids" and " protect the kids" you all sure are cheering on an Orange looking man who's bestie was Epstein and now him promoting Gaetz to AG who's under investigation for Child Sex Trafficking. Weird.
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10 months
I'll never understand how if you pay for the sportnet package you still can't watch leafs or sens games due to black out region shit. Is the NHL network still a thing?.
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10 months
If you think Pierre has the ability to " Stop The Crime" in Canada I have ocean front property to sell you in Edmonton.
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10 months
Dear Jusin Trudeau,. You see what's going on south of the border. It's fucking time to put on your big boy socks and fight fire with fire or step down and let someone else do the fucking job. Sincerely,. 99.9% of Lefties.
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10 months
Conservatives in Canada calling Trudeau a dictator while actively supporting Trump who is a real dictator. Buckle up.
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10 months
The intriguing aspect to the USA election is the amount of low intelligent voters who are dirt poor in butt fuck nowhere thinking Trumps going to make their lives better and make them richer. Cletus, he ain't making you better off.
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10 months
Folks on the right will say the left is having a melt down. I don't see any lefties storming the capital. 😉.
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10 months
Honest question,. If a convicted felon can be the president of the USA, should employers be allowed to not hire someone that has a criminal record??.
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10 months
Guess I should clarify I'm referring to woman in the USA who are unable to seek rights to their own body and choices to abort a fetus. Lucky to live in a country like Canada where woman have rights to their own bodies and choices.
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10 months
If you voted for Trump because the cost of eggs and gas are too high, wait until you see the cost of raising a baby you created by mistake. Good luck:).
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10 months
Folks, you are going to see many tweets coming from both sides over the next few days regarding the USA election. This wasn't a battle of good vs evil. It was progress vs religion. Religion won. American lost.
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10 months
Well, turns out I was wrong. Good luck America.
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10 months
One thing is for certain, America is divided. End of the day a vote is a vote and you must respect the decision. The people have spoken.
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10 months
As a die hard Sens fan (ya ya ya) this is just another reason why I hate the Leafs.
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10 months
There is a way to Make America Great Again and its by voting for Kamala.
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10 months
For the past 4 years all you see on X is Trump is a hero, man of the people and will save America. Today people find out that X isn't the real world and 99% of those tweets were paid actors or bots. Goodbye Donald, enjoy prison.
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America, a place where a dead squirrel is headline news for days but a school shooting killing kids doesn't make a dent. You don't need a new president, you need someone to hold the power button in for 10 seconds to hard reset you fucks.
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10 months
Since its the night before the USA election let's lighten the mood a little. What's the best "5 cent" candy?.Ya know. back when they were 5 cents. .
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Religion is the root of all evil.
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