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This is the greatest tweet
JamzLdn is an all timer account on UK twitter man
Nigga has dropped so many tweets on here that be absolutely killing me man
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He gave havertz a 6 years 300K Per week contract and he tryna leave!
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He was wined and dined at the emirates and lost the job to a 38 year old rookie. 😭
🚨👀| Jose Mourinho on who he thinks will win the Premier League this season:
• Manchester City - 51%
• Liverpool - 49%
• Arsenal - ‘Nah’
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We will be there to hate
⚪️🔵🇳🇱 Robin van Persie has signed in today as new sc Heerenveen manager, deal completed.
He’s appreciated and highly rated in the industry as potential future top head coach.
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They believed in a rookie more than you. He’s still there and you’re on your 3rd job in a shithole
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All senegal players will be gifted an Audemars piguet upon arrival back to senegal. Sources tell us.
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2 full teams. He has to win something this season imo.
Arteta said he wanted a 25 man squad. We are stack at the moment even when you discard Lokonga, Holding, Tavares, Elneny, Balogun, Cedric and Pepe
Im worried about our RCB depth, 2nd phase players and RW depth
Any top target in those areas requires outgoings from this list
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Shock and horror as the line is filled with sex offenders
Two women 'sexually assaulted in queue' to see Queen's lying in state
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Come to ISTANBUL Basaksehir
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A failed onlyfans venture humbles someone i know one who’s been on private since 2021
Girls will start an OnlyFans and realise the money isn’t easy and deactivate it and try go back to being regular citizens looooooool
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With this squad he can basically play whatever the hell he wants to. Has a profile for whatever he dreams of. Time to make it count.
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On a train accepting drinks from strangers 2 months after being kidnapped….
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@Gresham2x
Me if i did that
A Nigerian official fake fainted after he was grilled about missing funds.
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Womens business too interesting
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These famous people are not your family
Kathryn Mayorga has lost the case against Cristiano Ronaldo.
Justice prevails.
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Knew saliba was that guy when he was on 4 yellows and we had spurs, united and city next and the dude just didn’t get any card in any game. Don’t think he has received any card since either.
One of the most impressive stat I have come across
Declan Rice and William Saliba are yet to get a card in the Premier League this season. Both have played over 1000 mins so far.
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No funny hand signals, no stupid puffer coat. Titles and wins.
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How do y’all keep finding this shit
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Can’t decide
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You don’t know where your dad is and you’re telling us where rice shouldn’t play
If Arsenal play Rice as a 6 he’ll probably be the flop of the summer if anything.
It’s also criminal how Onana isn’t higher on the list when he’s quite literally going to transform the way Manchester United play, bias aside he’s obviously going to be the signing of the summer.
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Quotes are killing me City fans are insufferable, you’re not a victim in any scenario.
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Built like a infant
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I know everyone in ronaldos circle is scared of explaining the meme
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Do you really think that or are you just attracted to them
If de bruyne tried this on Ten Hag, not even joking Martinez and Casemiro would have been arrested for attempted murder😭
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When did n!ggas start making up hypothetical scenarios
nah that's actually a good one, if the mandem book a surprise lad holiday for you on your birthday, but your girl has also booked a surprise baecation for the same time, which one are you going to?
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No one would ever find out my nose was running through a picture
my car got towed so im crying on my birthday $ltpbbt send a sad bday bitch some money
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😭😭😭
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He fell down on his knees right infront of 75,000 people 😭
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Foden has it so easy man. He’s the “youngster” in this team and saka got some 25 year olds he’s responsible for
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I remember when they were disagreeing that this is a contender for the greatest performance. Ask them they will say shit like Cafu Vs France in 199whatever
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Another one. Like clockwork. It’s easy to tell nowadays.
As men, we can post & retweet as many hotlines & organisations for womens domestic abuse & sexual assault as we want, but it’ll mean nothin if we aren’t actively G-checking our friends & inwardly checking ourselves — the way we objectify & describe women (“ting” “b*tch”) etc
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You thought we’d be shocked when you said delhi 🤣
Trust me this is not Bangladesh or Somalia
This is Kejriwal ruled Delhi.
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2016-2018 was such a nightmare because people were either depressed and anxious or some sort of visionaries
XXXTentacion’s iconic XXL Cypher was released 6 years ago today.
Do you remember your first reaction to this freestyle?
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If this was a loss ik who would be on the cover lol
England start their World Cup campaign with a six-goal victory! 🏴
What a win! 👊
💻🖥📱 Reaction on
@BBCiPlayer
,
@BBCSounds
and the
@BBCSport
app
#BBCFootball
#BBCWorldCup
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Man don’t know what it’s like to take the biggest cash L of your life and just have your girl in your ear talking about communication
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They should give me one and see what i do to teIaviv.
Rhaenyra should get on a dragon and do what daenerys did real shit
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Can’t lie this is my favorite indian account
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Y’all can’t let this shit go huh
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Let me guess you’d rather i go out and “network”
I’ve never understood people who love to sleep in on weekends. It’s your time off and you’re gonna waste it sleeping!?
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An actual zionist club calling someone zionist is funny
The leeds fan was right. If you can’t see why these guys are like zionist’s i feel sorry for you
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Idk how he firmed this because my head would be hot loool
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People genuinely think this humpback whale is a genius
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No brother sneako this is wrong 😣 please brother sneako
Myron meets Sneako wife but she wasn't allowed to speak once again
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13 league titles and they were all won through blackmail
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You’ll be shocked the number of people you interact with on the internet who have actually done these things lol
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Have to respect elon musk’s tactics. Nothing i have ever seen before, he won’t call you a f
@g
, he will only quote a video calling you one with “wow” or “is this accurate?”
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“The side of africa they don’t show you” type bed
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You thought they would praise you lmaooooooooi
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The way gym guys cry every time a woman says she’s not interested in overly swole body types kills me
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It’s funny. A complete shell could become the greatest thing simply because they believed.
Confidence is the funniest, most bullshit thing in the world
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Im sure you’re trying really hard to connect “IQ” to this and not the fact that you and your country are responsible.
Haitians eat dirt cookies called bonbon tè.
Women buy sacks of dirt, often on credit, and mix them with a bit of fat and salt.
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Wish i had that tweet where that one guy said it starts to get annoying when sex workers start giving their opinions like they’re regular citizens
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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He’s done worse
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Discourse on Africa is weird. Some think it’s cave era and some think it’s quite developed. It’s both. Some areas are extremely remote. A kid working in a mine absolutely has no access to a smart phone or the internet and knows no other world i can assure you that.
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Man praying in saudi airlines. Our European values of fucking our siblings is on the VERGE of collapsing 😭💔
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You kiII them and their parents and expect kindness? Lol
Kids in Gaza: “We asked Hitler why he left some of you alive- he did so in order to show us how wicked you are.“
Via:
@MEMRIReports
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This dude is going around telling ladies he is 25
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If you’re still participating in gender war as a 25 year old male we should donate you to elon musk to try his brain chip on you real talk
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I still don’t know what was going on
Some Rare Link Ups (Thread) 🤝
Starting off with Big Narstie spudding King Charles in the late 90s.
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I think most embarrassing moment has to be rubi rose thinking drake name dropped her
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This is how they get their facts to be established btw. You simply will believe whatever they tell you. 0 evidence on rapes, beheadings, all of it.
Bill Maher attacks 'October 7th deniers' — a new label applied to anyone who questions anything Israelis claim about October 7
Maher says we know Hamas beheaded babies because "we have the footage".
Do we? Who's we? And why haven't they showed anyone?
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No tweet in 6 months. I can only hope
I hope this serves as a lesson for anyone who rushed to support those bloodthirsty terrorists.
They only stand for terror and do not has the Palestinian people's interested in mind.
#FreeGazazFromHamas
#HamasisISIS
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Nggas living off that 2008 dopamine like Nazi Germany
You see? This is why he left your dirty shit loser club. He lives and breathes United, you can enjoy this short breath of energy but then Arteta's eyes will open and he will go to Barcelona. Arsenal football club are group of acolytes, you'll never be the main character.
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