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When they start beheading and stoning you people don’t ask us for help sha
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Nobody can convince me this isn't the funniest video to ever touch this website
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i been saying you man should invest in fat babes and pay for their gym membership man this shit like bitcoin i sweater God
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Vladimir stoppppppppp
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remember we spoke about your anger problems, listen to meeeeee :(
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Twitter trying to shame men for not wanting to date sex workers is top 3 worst eras of this app 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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special grade cursed spirit Jogo
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You watch grown adults pretend to fall in love so they can get pretty little things sponsorships
Ikenna personality is so weird. I bet he watches anime and names himself after cartoons
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JamzLdn is an all timer account on UK twitter man
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3shots of tequila will talk about buying tables in Palestine
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Amapiano playing in the background while a bottle is crashing over your head
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what the fuck is my man even rapping about loooool
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i used to think when girls had MUA in their bio they were kissing us lmaoooooooo
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Sir Alex went to speak to PSG and United and the both lost fjfhdhdhdhddhdjdhbdbd
His uck game just ain't there anymore, these new refs getting better service
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Fake? Dare this prick to step up. He dont like movies? Consider us actors that do stunts, without pads 200 days a year and don’t bitch when we get surgically repaired and come right back. Consider us 100 times tougher then anyone you’ve come across. Aint nuthin but a bitch ass...
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looks like AI generated monstrosity
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Watched 12 years a slave with a white woman and knew I had to change my ways
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My mum just called me to tell me someone I know does drugs 😭😭😭😭😭
Man everyone I know does drugs dfkm hdbdhfhdhdhhfhfhfh
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Wallahi i hate nigerians with every fibre of my being dawg
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Russ signing his 24 album deal
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Naruto is a bum. Instead of him to use his shadow clones to sell drugs and make real money he wasted bare years tryna be a village leader Una
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a house in my name with 0 student loan debt and a masters degree, sometimes i forget how lucky i am lol
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americans discovering kettles in the year of our lord 2020 is absolutely fucking killing me
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If you see me and the Mandem rolling through the city like Power Rangers
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I stand by my opinion that Chance The Rapper is the worst rapper of all time
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women owing you money is too funny cos you just gotta charge it to the game cos the optics of you openly beefing a shawty for money will never look good on the man unfortunately lmaoooooooooooooooo
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Self proclaimed Bad bitch and at the same time admitting niggas won’t ask you out on a date lmaooooooo
Hmmm I’m nooticing something
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No way a girl came to tell us that her pastor told her to decline a university scholarship
And she actually listened looooooooooooool
You people are legit part of cults and don't want to accept it 😭😭😭😭
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do not kill me Messi is like 79 years old and is still trying to run from midfield and score solo goals
this isnt 2012 anymore you midget, your compound v is finally wearing out buddy
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