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@UtdEIIis
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1 year
Rattled the biggest player fanbase in the world and made sure she let them know that their words didn’t affect her at all lmfao.
@weshsousouu
susu oujdia 🇲🇦
1 year
está biennn
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Mate…
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1 year
To every Messi fan out there that I’ve ever argued with, I am so sorry. He’s the greatest player ever.
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1 year
LIVERPOOL CAN HOLD THAT!
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2 years
Tears.
@GFFN
Get French Football News
2 years
Mathias Pogba claims Paul used witchcraft to "neutralise" Kylian Mbappé in Manchester United's 2019 Champions League win over PSG: "It was strange to see that during that match Kylian was a shadow of himself against a reserve side."
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2 years
We signed Casemiro to speak to Ronaldo on the bench lmfao.
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Maturing is realising that Lionel Messi is the greatest player ever.
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What an absolute legend.
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1 year
Arsenal need a goal and they bring on Reiss Nelson. 😭😭
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4 months
Not a single Arsenal player gets into Madrid’s 16/17 team.
@simiafc
Simi
4 months
My 2023/24 Arsenal and 2016/17 Real Madrid combined team Thoughts? Any changes? 🤔
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I’m sorry, but how can you have 115 charges against you and nothings has happened? Yet other teams in the league are being deducted points left, right and centre.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Nottingham Forest have been given a 𝟒 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓 deduction for Premier League financial rule breaches. [ @guardian ] They will now drop into relegation zone below Luton Town, who will be safe above them for now.
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1 year
Nah this level of hating is genuinely insane. 😭😭😭
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@UtdEIIis
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5 months
He just called literal children “tiny bitches” there’s something seriously wrong with some of these Messi and Ronaldo fanboys.
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7 months
Greenwood aside Zinchenko is easily the most unlikeable footballer around.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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📲 Zinchenko on Instagram.
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4 months
Gareth Bale at 21
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Footy Bangers
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@UtdEIIis I’m talking about Potential. Saka at 21 is 10 times bale at 21
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People actually need to just accept that Cole Palmer is HIM. He’s literally been the signing of the summer yet no one wants to give him his flowers because he scores a couple of pens. 🤣 25 G/A in March in your first full season as a professional is quite literally insane.
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@UtdEIIis
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Wonder what goes through Manuel Neuer’s head sometimes, what a guy!
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1 year
Cant believe Luton might get promoted to the Premier League with this stadium.
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@UtdEIIis
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1 year
Maguire? I was unfamiliar with your game sir.
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2 months
This is a video of Porto winning the league 🤣🤣 Why would Porto who’ve actually won the Champions League celebrate like this against a team with no European pedigree?
@OfficialBG10
Robbie
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This was the Porto manager celebrating after beating Arsenal in the first leg 🤦🏼‍♂️😭.. Never celebrate too early son. #AFC
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2 years
Comparing Darwin Nunez to Haaland has to be the most disrespectful comparison of all time.
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3 months
If Antony gets a goal or an assist in our FA Cup clash against league two side Newport County I’ll give everyone that likes this tweet £100.
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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2 years
Thank God for Adrien Rabiot’s mother.
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4 months
Can’t even look at my dad the way I used to because of ten Hag. Can’t stand bald people at all man.
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2 months
Smoking on that Arsenal pack!
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2 months
There will never be a more balanced front three than this.
@BarcaTimes
BarçaTimes
6 months
The game was over before it even started. 🥶
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Who’s going to tell him?
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@WelBeast
WelBeast
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Polite reminder that Cole Palmer is watching this Bukayo Saka Masterclass on HD TV.
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2 months
Genuinely thought we was going to win it all.
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3 months
Maturing is realising that Lionel Messi is the greatest footballer of all time.
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11 months
My brother in Christ us Manchester United fans are more scared of YOU than Manchester City.
@UTDTrey
Trey
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I’m not scared of Manchester City
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1 year
Brazil finally gave Neymar a super team wtf.
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3 months
Literally every ‘big’ player that has joined the Saudi league wants to return back to Europe, but Ronaldo thinks it’s on par with Ligue 1 LOOOL.
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
3 months
🚨 Sergej Milinkovic-Savić told his former Lazio teammates that he’d ‘like to return’ to the club only 6 months after leaving for Al-Hilal. Milinkovic-Savic met the Lazio squad at the Riyadh airport on Saturday and he reportedly told his friends in the squad: “I miss you so…
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2 months
Not even trying to be disrespectful, but WHO the hell is this? 😭
@EH9_SZN
EH9(fan)
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Aguero is a shout but this is our biggest legend ever for me
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2 years
Benfica’s board selling Darwin Nunez to Liverpool for €100M.
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How can you watch the football on display right now between both City/Liverpool and not be disgusted by managers like ten Hag and Pochettino?
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Genuinely so proud of Rashford, Sancho & Saka. Mentality monsters.
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11 months
How is it even possible to jinx the amount of stuff this guy does? On god I don’t ever want him wishing me well.
@UTDTrey
Trey
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Marco Reus will finally win the Bundesliga for the first time today. Football needs this
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I don’t think people realise how mad this stat actually is.
@centredevils
centredevils.
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Manchester United only lost 34 times in 27 years at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson. An absolutely crazy stat 🤯
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1 year
Marcus Rashford (29) now has more goal contributions in all competitions than Martinelli and Saka combined (28).
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It’s genuinely disgusting seeing how fast the Manchester United fanbase has turned on Casemiro.
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Oblak saving a quarter of the penalties he’s faced in his professional career is one of the maddest stats I’ve ever heard tbh.
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1 year
Watch until the end… Casemiro’s red card needs to get overturned!
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3 months
Theres no way there’s a player actually going by “AK-47” 🤣
@ActuFootAfrique
🏆 Actu Foot Afrique
3 months
🚨 Les compositions ! #CAN2023   Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 - 🇲🇷 Mauritanie
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3 months
How many wonderkids does this Palmerias club have wtf?
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
3 months
🚨🇧🇷 Manchester United are monitoring Palmeiras wonderkid Thalys (18). #MUFC [ @diarioas ]
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3 months
The greatest player there is. The greatest player there was. The greatest player there ever will be. Lionel Messi.
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11 months
Grealish (£100m) cost more than Inter Milan’s starting XI Onana — free Darmain — free Acerbi — loan. Bastoni — €32m Dumfries — €14m Brozovic — €5m Barella — €32.5m Calhangou — free Dimarco — youth/free Martinez — €25m Dzeko — free
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Credit where credit is due. Antony changed the game today, he was absolutely magnificent when he came on and looked comfortable in the LB role when Wan-Bissaka got subbed off.
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1 year
If we don’t win the Carbao Cup tomorrow I’m booking a one way ticket to Nigeria to find Trey.
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4 months
Don’t think people realise how crazy that actually is.
@StatmanDave
Statman Dave
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Antony and Alejandro Garnacho played a combined 1 pass to Rasmus Hojlund today. No service. 🤷
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3 months
Mate…
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3 months
This Ounahi guy is actually incredible what in the world.
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11 months
Why do City fans love to act like they’ve been through the trenches?
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4 months
Nahhhh 😭😭😭
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8 months
Hypocrite.
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@Kay_OhYeah
Kamogelo 🇿🇦🇵🇸
8 months
the abuse Harry Maguire has experienced at the club goes beyond the football pitch. it’s disingenuous of the fanbase to try and dismiss that
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1 year
Just sign him permanently just for the vibes man.
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1 year
Class act on and off the pitch.
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10 months
This i the greed they spoke about in the bible. What a disgusting football club.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨 | Manchester City are PLANNING a SHOCK move for Napoli defender Kim Min Jae. [ @SportsPeteO ]
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8 months
Can’t believe we sold Daniel James for this…
@orehnato
Renato
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He’s so funny
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3 months
I just know Ghanaians & South Africans have the biggest smile on their faces right now.
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1 year
These Argentines are making me like Mbappé even more… what is wrong with them?
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2 months
Arsenal in the last 20 years: 0 Premier Leagues 0 Champions Leagues 0 Europa Leagues 0 FIFA Club World Cups 0 Super Cups 0 Carabao Cups Don’t compare that small club to United, Liverpool, Chelsea & City please.
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No words for how good this guy’s been for us this season as well. It’s time people start acknowledging that he’s right up there with the very best right backs in the world.
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Arsenal have never won the Champions League, Europa League, Super Cup, FIFA Club World Cup yet their fans go on like they’re an elite football club.
@WelBeast
WelBeast
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Tell us a very bitter truth??
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1 year
Mbappé agenda dropped forever he’s too good at this sport man.
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Imagine being better than 3/4 of your idols.
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11 months
Sack this admin immediately I’ve had enough of this nonsense.
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3 months
I pray my club never ends up being this broke.
@FCBarcelona
FC Barcelona
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👀
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1 year
We need to have a serious discussion about Ligue 1.
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2 years
Good luck finding another world class manager that cares about your club the way Tuchel did Chelsea.
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1 year
He even misspelled Chelsea ffs. 🤣
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They see Messi everyday you guys gotta realise after a while you realise that footballers are literally just normal people.
@daviddgea13
David De Gea
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“Face of football” 😭
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4 months
Do you know how disrespectful this comparison is to Sané?
@UtdRioooo
Rio
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Who’s better?
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It’s genuinely so hard not to like Luton, hope they avoid relegation this season.
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
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A special moment for 15 of our players. Receiving their #PL debut balls for the first time! 🧡
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4 months
Salah’s hairline is almost finito wow
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1 year
£51M una.
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1 year
£51m pound, 51 goals, a goal for every million we paid for him
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You’ll struggle to find a funnier fanbase than these lot 🤣🤣
@TikiTakaConnor
Connor Humm
4 months
Can we pay you more, @ChelseaFC ?
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6 months
Chelsea just handed us 2 back to back games of the season.
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4 months
He’s doing a United vs. West Ham watch along 😭😭😭
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Friendly reminder that Malo Gusto is only 20 years old. Top 5 RB in the world and he’s meant to be a backup option.
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I don’t care if Salah breaks the G/A record in the league he’ll never be better than Hazard.
@UtdJacobi
Jacob
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How was prime Eden Hazard vs Penalmed Salah ever a debate😭
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1 year
Now we wait…
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1 year
Don’t fall in love with a loan signing they said.
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. @metpoliceuk Declan Rice is recording whilst driving.
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1 year
Van Dijk genuinely had two good seasons and got compared to genuine legends of the game like Ramos, Terry, Ferdinand etc.
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3 months
This is a training match for Morocco they’re too OP.
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10 months
I don’t get why you’re laughing he’s still the worst one there.
@AFC_Davie
davie
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Remember this😂😂
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1 year
Scoring a hat-trick in 27 minutes in the Champions League against Leipzig isn’t for everyone.
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Bale’s low-key the greatest British player ever.
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Can’t believe Andre Onana tried to disrespect this amazing competition to play against Wigan in the Fa Cup.
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3 months
Someone should make a comp of all them Cape Verde women from that game against South Africa the cameraman gave us a solid 30 minutes of footage.
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1 year
This has genuinely been one of the best World Cups of my lifetime and we’re not even at knockout stages yet.
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2 months
I want him to succeed at Manchester United so bad.
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1 year
Sabitzer posted once on his Instagram whilst he was at Bayern Munich after he joined them and won multiple trophies with them. 🤣
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1 year
Ten Hag pump faked Liverpool into signing Nunez AND Gakpo… 😭
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3 months
I rate Cole Palmer so highly, but if he ever has a stinker…
@Young_Spray
BIG BAD SPRAY (MR RTM) #WhyMinister
3 months
Going Madddddddd
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1 year
Goal and an assist to inspire a dramatic Arsenal comeback. I have been well and truly humbled apologise Nelson.
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At least the referee last night didn’t fall victim to this con man.
@MillwallTT
TT
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What a JOKE of a penalty decision. Saka kicks the Villarreal player. #VILARS
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Greatest hate watch week of all time. This is what football is all about 😭😭
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1 year
That #8 for Morocco is definitely getting a big move in January.
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1 year
If we had Casemiro against Arsenal we would’ve won.
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