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Human liminal space. Occasion A&E doctor. Professional autist. No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Tories, no antivaxxers He/him nichsmith on 🟦sky

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"Inshallah they find him"
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@CliffMaloneyJr Man wants to go back to the 19th century when people had the good grace to just die of botulism if a restaurant wasn't up to code
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@MindyBlack39 @stclairashley Ah yes, the two genders: feminine and farm equipment
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@AttitudeMag @disneyplus Pictured: Family friendly
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@feminemi1y My theory is that the reason why the right can't do humour is that reactionaries hide behind the "just a joke" defense so often that they genuinely forget how to make actual jokes
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@AttitudeMag @disneyplus Pictured: Family friendly
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@feminemi1y Andrea, babes, in a lot of places YOUR NAME is gender neutral
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How am I supposed to explain to my children the grindr has gone gay?
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@turnandstomp Making toxic gay culture into your personal trainer, I kinda love it
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@punishedgarage I keep thinking about that comment someone made "media literacy was higher when people thought the train was going to come out of the screen and hit them"
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@No7Sammy It's the fact that she specifies twink
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@AttitudeMag @disneyplus Just some Family Fun Time here
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@CaelanConrad "I bet they're writing a reddit thread about it" babe, you're doing that, right now. You're writing about how close you were to bludgeoning a member of the public because you thought they looked a bit mannish
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@edburmila I think about this about once a week, I want the world for her
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@AdequateEmily I made an edit of this, but honestly, nothing will ever outdo the original
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@RhetoricalHype My thesis statement:
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@WereInHellYT Jimboification
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@AlexGough_ I feel like you're being a bit optimistic
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@biggestjoel "I've seen everything he's said roundly deconstructed and shown to be absurd so I assume that he will no longer have any influence due to the workings of the Marketplace of Ideas and does not need banning" - a person who has just encountered the Internet for the first time
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No gay has all twelve:
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Petition to replace the term "friend of Dorothy" with "actor pal of Richard Madden"
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@shambrookben @DoctorPenisBoob @docsquiddy Having a twitter argument with YouTube support over having to watch 3 mins of adverts to find out how to exit my burning vehicle
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@BadMedicalTakes Fertilisation happens in the gall bladder
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Donald Trump, sitting in a tree, C-O-V-F-E-F-E #Covfefe
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@AndyDO_ @itsmethawhid I keep looking for opportunities to use "Inshallah they find him" in casual conversation
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@ElysiumDynasty They can always tell
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@abIondedlife Lea Michele could never
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@LaborwaveCCCP Don't make me tap the sign
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@thetimes Could have used this photo, but no
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Not anti-vaxxers with a sub GCSE knowledge of biology trying to "educate" me on grindr
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@thelindsayellis @JohnDiesattheEn Just reminded me of this
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@caffeinemedic Has he considered Psychiatry? Not as a profession, but as a patient
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@jhermann @RetroTechNoir That's my Tinder profile
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@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump And yet she still got 3 million more votes...
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@theserfstv The timeline aligns
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@Diamandahagan I was more interested to see if they'd transition Vanya to mirror the actor, but if he feels he can play her without it provoking any dysphoria and wants to do so then all power to him
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@terri_updates Glee would never have recovered from the WAP episode, let's be fair
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@andrew_b72 @nyx_nyx_nyx_666 Would it shock you to learn that he's also an antivaxxer?
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Finally, some good straight representation* *Takes 3 years to walk a kilometre
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@SarahEdmondsPhD We warn people like you over and over again that your refusal to treat trans relatives with a bit of respect and dignity will cost their lives, and you ignore it and this is the outcome But hey, at least you got to score some clout on twitter from disrespecting her even in death
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@Dusterz He's not even the twinkiest version of that character
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@DiedSuddenly_ She caught covid and it was more severe than usual because she had congenital heart disease. Remember how you lot spent the entirety of 2020 telling us how people like her with preexisting conditions didn't matter and you shouldn't be expected to do anything to protect them?
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@Esqueer_ If there was a daily pill to stop their kids being queer they would be defending their right to force feed it to their kids and we all know it
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@conspiraboomers I love how they think "globe heads" are enraged by something for which we have a perfectly thorough and functional explanation that most people are familiar with
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@yugopnik Meanwhile (CW for severe racism)
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Looks like loads of people are getting notifications that they've violated the spam policy without having done anything
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@AmyBinnss @MForstater Sorry, you said "people who menstruate" so Maya is going to withhold period products from everyone until she can be sure that not one trans boy or man gets one without first submitting to being misgendered. That's feminism
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@EricJRacy @BeschlossDC @jaketapper "Moral", "leader", or "think"?
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@oneunderscore__ Of all the scientists in the world, they thought Oppenheimer's life story was the one that would scream "the joys of physics" to the audience?
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@Chican3ry "Lol, they overreact so much using the word 'genocide'. Anyway, so the moment I spotted someone I suspected was trans, I picked up a weapon and prepared to bludgeon them"
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@SamanthaTaghoy So you've had a total hysterectomy with bilateral oophorectomy? You're right, that doesn't make you any less of a woman
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@shaun_vids I came across this in Pride month and now I'm shipping them as a couple
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@nambulous @DrChoom Prevents Elon from climbing out of their monitors The Ring style to kill anyone who saw a criticism of Tesla
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@AlexPleskach1 @arthur_affect Oh, that managed to get even darker when I read that the real kid was the victim of a serial killer
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@CPAC Here's another of Heaven's immigration policies:
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@GeneralMcMaul @crocodilethumbs "An adult beefswelling" is definitely a phrase that is going to haunt me
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@BadMedicalTakes "Bra level" is like T6 which is right in the middle of the thoracic kyphosis and way, way above where a pregnant uterus should be
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@jasebyjason I notice Saudi Arabia didn't make it on to her list despite the whole ongoing genocide thing, but I guess boycotting those oil and weapons dollars would be a little bit *too much* principle
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@ThumbWarVeteran @theserfstv Overwhelmingly the cleverest thing Garrison has ever done
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@cenagorilla Because it's a valid point and one you have no rebuttal to?
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@dwgster @liam__bolton You can really see the "landlord special" with the paint job
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S-Club never had this sort of range
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@GreyKnight8008 @antirrhivalenti @Mckenzi79691567 @KatyMontgomerie @KatysCartoons That's a teleological definitions, it is logically unsound. For example: how does one define "meant to" in a biological context?
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@delusionalcons Oh yeah, you're definitely not sexist, man who *checks notes* refers to women as ... "holes"...riiiiight
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@EdKrassen Trudeau: No, but I'm honestly starting to consider it
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@cartoontomb @ElysiumDynasty Probably whipped out the calipers
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@KingBobIIV @AventuraObscura We know a fair bit about gender roles in Anglo-Saxon society and, as someone involved in the dig stated above, she was buried with grave goods which would have been gendered, allowing us to determine what gender she lived her life as
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@JonGomora That's what she said
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@KatyMontgomerie "WHAT ARE YOUR GAMETES?!" I scream at the urine on the floor
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@NoContextBrits It was actually booked for Telemachus' first birthday, but his dad was driving
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@guardian This is *literally* what I pay my taxes for
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@shaun_vids I never even heard about this, which is kinda a nice reflection on how little relevance he has these days
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@EuphoriTori I've seen people say "it's satire" but they can never explain how
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@jxydemxdle Allyship in action
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@vanillaopinions The real clown world
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@jtrebach I've played enough video games to know these will restore my health due to being heart shaped
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@halkyardo Sorry, this is $250k per person and they don't have like the most basic safety stuff?
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@GenSash @aimeeterese It's pretty ballsy to believe that having a rainbow in one myth gives your religion a monopoly on its representation in culture, but here we are
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@TwisterFilm But she was calling you out on a blatant lie
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@doublehelix @RedGiant1974 @KatyMontgomerie She now has first hand experience of how being misgendered wears down a person's mental health and she's still going
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@KatyMontgomerie @HJoyceGender People have asked, but she just kept pumping
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@biggestjoel That feeling when you're definitely not a fascist
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@MForstater If the flag makes you feel uncomfortable then it's doing it's job. Look, you people wanted trans inclusive spaces to be well signposted, well, this is the result. It's nobody else's fault that you failed to take into account that the places you frequent might not agree with you
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@BadMedicalTakes Short people are created by spontaneous generation rather than evolution, you see
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@theneonrequiem I've heard "gay" used as a slur infinitely more than "queer" growing up, so I guess we'll have to drop that one too
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@OrangePaulp They're named that because they have *ambitions*, sweaty
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