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@tenderlilguy
My MSNBC dad and Fox News uncle are exchanging barbs over who loves Israel more and I’ve been ducking since I don’t want to put in the effort of assembling a whole-ass history lesson just to be ignored and called a terrorist
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@StolenDans
The natural response to this is, of course, who’s to say you picked the right religion to get into the good one?
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@WillSloanEsq
I think what gets me about it is the subtle little right wing conflation of the modern nation state of Israel with Jews at large using therapy language
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@thamosdeaf
Departed is gonna be under-represented here but "I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy" is the line Sorkin was chasing after his entire career.
"She fell funny," "Firemen getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire OR pussy..."
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@pugmane
"Generally liberal but with one glaring exception that overshadows much of it" is pretty common among showbiz people IMO
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@StolenDans
There’s a religious misconception about non-believers that they don’t want to believe, which always struck me as odd.
Not only because living forever with your friends and family would be awesome, but because “belief” is not something you can consciously flip the switch on.
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I’m actor Aaron Paul in the acclaimed hit television series “Breaking Bad”
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@soapyhadid
You can absolutely tell she diagrammed this thought out for maximum viral engagement lol
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@Dok845
Non-zero chance Waititi frames one of the execution murders with a “he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
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@amuredda
I love when toy movies (this, that Lego movie they made some time back) underline the importance of being a Kid At Heart, which loosely translates to “you should still be buying our shit”
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@baldrstar
The push to make every facet of your life public no matter how intimate is honestly disquieting
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@pugmane
Disney bet on the wrong horse hard when they thought their primary audience was entrenched comic weirdoes and not people who wanted to watch RDJ rattle off one liners at Spider-Man
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@StolenDans
*House breaks patient’s kneecap with a golf club to test theory*
Cuddy, watching on screen: “He better be going somewhere with this…”
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@Boringstein
My favorite parts are the ones where he zooms in on ultra-specific personal neuroses and goes off on a seething tangent about them that has him talking relatively little about said genocide.
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@MatthewFerrari
Always thought it was funny that the guy’s rock bottom in this movie is “having gay sex”
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@WillSloanEsq
“Now hold on a minute, Roger…”
*immediately posits thought no normal human would register*
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@StLouisBlues
This team always gargles the spunk of a team across the state that doesn’t know they exist but congrats for debasing yourselves in a uniquely undignified way this year.
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@roun_sa_ville
This would be easier to take as exaggerated dark humor if this guy didn’t pay a homeless person so he could hunt him for sport
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@GrahamC47
This seems like a joke the old show did all the time but the set-up is bad and seeing a Simpsons character with a smart phone is still upsetting
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@Boringstein
I think the “steal batteries” bit was when it became totally irredeemable. Hyper online mid-10’s uwu language that just screams at you the kind of person that wrote this.
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@justbrizigs
My cousin, who is especially trained in special ed and high stress teaching environments, had to quit his job because the kids were just getting so bad and the school was giving him zero support.
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@StolenDans
When you’re like a millimeter away from approaching a legitimate concept but decide to stop and chase the shiny thing in the other direction instead
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@bmrow
This is actually a really refreshing attitude toward these things; Get the bag, no one’s gonna care about the movie in a month anyway
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Jim’s tweets razzing members of Tim League’s cultural hot dog factory were always my favorite
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This guy’s gimmick is dogshit and always has been
These are Emory students “training” for campus protests
I’m not sure any video has never lettered in shit harder than this one
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@cj_prin
Or you just give up entirely and repeatedly try to jump start revisionism trains for ten year-old studio backwash
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@Srirachachau
Probably my favorite joke in the whole show
“How did he know I wanted a beer?” is an all time TV joke
RIP
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I think of this Clickhole headline and chuckle like once a week
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@StolenDans
Same. If God ever feels like he wants to go ahead and help me out a little with the belief thing, he always has me on speed dial.
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@Dok845
*extremely not deeply miserable voice*
This song that reminds me of the happiest moments of my friends’ lives…mad cringe
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@Boringstein
It’s also that Spike Lee has made some of the greatest movies in the history of America’s cinema and Derrickson has made a few diverting TNT horror movies and Marvel slop
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@Srirachachau
Always loved how he always carried a certain airheaded naive guilelessness even as he matured into an adult/the strongest being in the universe
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“How did he know I wanted a beer?” is an all time TV joke
RIP
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@craig_rangoon
People in here are so bubbled in their community that they forget that this is how 99.9% of people watch movies lol
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@StolenDans
The preemptive “everything bad you hear about us is just foreign interference, trust me bro” method has basically become the favored bullshit device of the Information Age and it’s making me feel like I’m living in another dimension
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@lisa_dreher97
Don’t really listen anymore, but the fact they talk how everyday 20-40 somethings do out at a bar with their friends drives a certain kind of person insane.
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@Srirachachau
They’re all operated by Cedar Fair, kind of like how Six Flags has the Looney Tunes
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@FilmBart
“People who are embarrassing dorks are incapable of making good art” is such a baffling line more people seem to glom onto year by year.
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Whenever a new Marty movie comes out, there’s always a contingent of people who try to coat having the most baby brain understanding of narrative film in a layer of righteous indignation.
Every single time.
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@RaceplayShawty
(It is a pretty funny thing to have in the background of your eulogy photo though)
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Actually consciousness including what we define as affection is an emergent property of the brain that operates on a sliding scale of complexity across neurologically-based organisms but go off I guess
your dog and cat do not "love" you. they are animals who are food and comfort-motivated and/or have been bred to be affectionate. they are not capable of human emotion. nor should you expect them to be ♥️
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@BACKSHOTSWIZARD
Not only was the band in this picture the least masculine thing imaginable before signing to a major label; all their biggest stuff didn’t drop until post-Nevermind.
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@thamosdeaf
These people always mystified me because there are Michael Bay movies that actually do rock and these people choose the most boring, packaged trash he’s ever done as his definitive artistic statement.
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@Dok845
I did a quick look at some of the clips this dude uploaded and 95% of them are irritated people telling him to fuck off over mic lol
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