💸Rutherford B. Crazy💸
@NaughtyNandi
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Or should I say ✌️✊Anita Bonghit✌️✊ All the crazy shit I can't say in front of parents, seniors, kids, or out loud in general. 🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 💚💛
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I hope someday people understand me when I say I thought Hall and Oates were Black. You can't tell me a nigga didn't sing this...
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Make one for Brown skin and I kind of really need this
bleeding from the seams, boned corset with delicate vein details
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@tiffiletmignon
@jrdynjy
A wary carrot and a fuzzy necklace wearing horse waiting patiently to be eaten
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@xoajaria
@MeBitchigotTime
@bjthegreat___
Well shit, the rye and the breadstick are the only ones I'll eat....
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@BonesNotNcluded
Always looking for the opportunity to brag that Shaun White once touched the small of my back 🧡
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@studiolemaine
Oh you didn't have to tell me this because now I'm gonna buy something that I'll just be wearing in the house looking sexy for myself lol
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@Ariannnyy_
I have an unused bottle of this perfume, don't even know where I got it. Smells wonderful, but I have no opportunities or places to wear it 😕😥
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@SupernovaMomma
WHYYY does it feel like this was a million years ago and not in 2017?!? Anyway, I've been saving this forever lol
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@treschelou
@BonesNotNcluded
Do I need to tell you to suck my dick? Because I'll tell you to suck my dick if I need to.
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@Caissie
"Little bitty pretty one,
Come on and talk to me.
Little bitty pretty one,
Come sit in my knee.
Tell you a story,
Happened a long time ago.
Lovey dovey lovey one,
I've been watching you grow."
👀👀👀 😰🤢🤮
It sucks that they're so catchy and actually usually good songs
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@Caissie
And Age Ain't Nothin' But A Number by Aaliyah which was probably whispered in her ear occasionally by R.K.
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@AbuYoshi
I have literally despised her since the very first time I saw her "act", although it started because she had dumb face, but I knew there was a real reason lol. Uuugghh I've never liked her, her voice is like glass in my ears and almost ruined the new jungle book
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@thouxanbanxay
@victopath
@GasThatTweet
You mean the best kind of army? Them weebles wobble but they don't fall down
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@TJBenson_
@heydenzell
@xcharlehx
@JuiceTwoWavie
It's not so much terrifying as suspenseful and creepy as shit. Get high as hell and watch it lol. The book is also very short and just as creepy, if not more, because book descriptions make you imagine your own fears
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@Crescent_chill
@xBelleAme
@JayeRG_
@WineDownWithKim
I was sitting here like ...DID she win though? Didn't even notice it wasn't her lmfao
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@ronrico404
@GasThatTweet
I meeeean is it not an investment?
I gave a head my ex's knife and the next time I saw him he asked how I was and if he needed to hurt my ex for me 😂
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@tmoir0
@MARIADAHVANA
@MaraWilson
From someone who used to like to date older men, it was because I thought they were more mature, more stable, and more ready/willing to settle down (because that's what I wanted for some reason at 18-24). After doing the legwork, they are generally not those things.
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@imalexsparks
@battnsns
@seeing4d
@SlimiHendrix
Harry and Hermione were like siblings, it's stupid to think they would work. Even she and Ron are a bit weird, but I don't necessarily see fault in it. I don't mind Harry and book Ginny, but I will 100% die on the Luna and Harry hill with you :) Or Harry and Malfoy lol
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@TheGreatIsNate
1. Just smile and laugh y'all...
2. I am confusion...
3. *Black confusion*
4. *Extreme Black confusion*
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@houseandhens
I literally just this minute found you and don't know who could possibly hate. Your cleaning videos are soothing and aesthetic af and your ducks are EVERYTHING.
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@kopykwotes
@KevOnStage
I mean at this point I would love to hear "Aintnomo meatloaf!! It's mashed pataytas an corn!!!"
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@omfgtev
@tiffiletmignon
@jrdynjy
He's a fancy fuzzy boy! And look how patient he's being, with his little feet folded in his lap 🥺🥺🥺
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@trevor_norris0
I usually just say the ...EW and nobody knows wtf I'm talking about or referencing lol
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@Leonce
Yeah somebody suggested I sing this for an audition and I couldn't even get halfway through it lol. Just outta breath n shii
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@james_final_mp4
@treschelou
@BonesNotNcluded
No but I can confirm your mom's butt's location right now, which is on my dick 🤷🏾♀️🍆🍑
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@shaTIRED
Yeeeaah no, my mom tells them to change their gloves if they do this. And personally, as someone who works in the industry, if a restaurant doesn't have separate people handling cash and food, it's already got dozens of things wrong with it before that egregious shit.
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@michelle_naps
@Elnab411
You gotdamn right. I also can't stand Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. What of it?
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@LiamcBakes
They tried to say the same thing about
@BegumNadiya
and I will never understand why baking is supposed to be a *checks notes* white/christian thing? We all eat bread and cakes ??
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@mj_sweetgirl130
@sarahhyland87
@ScyneWaive
@KhalypsoThePoet
Also that it's always paired with cream cheese frosting 🤮
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@dha_yur
@MissAdunola_
I'm in tears listening to it wishing I could laugh like that, wishing we could all laugh like that lol
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@RadoMiami
@jef_fh
@RespectfulMemes
My God. I really just thought to myself "Well if he's not a parrot, then what the hell is- oh..."
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@mayadonlon
@mznxoro
@catrastaiI
@iiBlxssxms_
@amiixbella
@rainonalina
@Its_Nattyy1
Try them frozen and halfway thawed
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@shaTIRED
💀💀 You are the reason twitter needs to invent a "start at the first tweet" button smh
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@jsmooth995
Hot damn this looks good! I'm so tired of living in a city that doesn't value diversity cause I need this!!!
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@imalexsparks
@battnsns
@seeing4d
@SlimiHendrix
Exactly! I always wish the wicked witch had given Luna more air time because she was one of the most interesting intelligent badass characters and (just like Friends' Joey) she deserved so much more! The distraction scene was heartwarming sweet and selfless
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@pirate_bob96
@sk8_blanchett
Obviously she's trying to say skaghetti. Gwen Stefani relaxes with skaghetti days
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@JohannesCabal
@james_final_mp4
@treschelou
@BonesNotNcluded
No, I brought her back. I don't like ice cold butthole
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@dallyfornia
@Jst_B_Easy
@senpaikeef
@KuntaJay
With bees and wasps that scent draws them to their dead or dying comrades to try to eliminate whatever threat they might be dealing with. I try not to kill bees at all, but with wasps and hornets and stuff, you gotta use raid instead of smooshing or gtfo quickly
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@JustInNotOut
Can I just say how absolutely BEAUTIFUL it is to see all my Brothers and Sisters so invested in mental health, whether seeking therapy or becoming doctors?! I see y'all!!! I love us!
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@justrelaxnlive
@_DestineyT
@JayNedaj
My choir teacher would be eating the crunchiest apple known to man and staring into our souls while we were auditioning and shit 😂
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@Leonce
@vibecalledqvest
Well it took me a whole shower and quite a few takes and this was still all I could come up with 😂😭
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@heiressteri
@shawtyastrology
Whyyy did we all smoke out of random shit the first time??? Mine was a joint made of a rolled up bus transfer 😂😂😂
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@DibblyFresh
@jewelmariebush
@CTBondtrader928
@MrEmilyHeller
As many times as I've watched these movies, and it's far beyond a normal amount, why the hell have I never thought this? Why DIDN'T they call Kevin??
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@KyPhi176
@xanabon
@Kittenfish817
Yes technically the nightman cometh is not a musical episode, but an episode with a musical. The gang turns Black is a musical episode and is really fucking good. What are the ruHUUULES?
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@TE_AMO_COURT
I love a good strip club, but I have asked SEVERAL people but do we really wanna eat a steak there? and every single one said yes so 🤷🏾♀️
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@MarlaCarfizzi
@yesbutmindurbiz
@MoePezzy
@Les_Bias
I quite literally say this every single day at my job because I'ma eat regardless of what meetings y'all have or what signs y'all post on the walls 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
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@mumbles_j
Too tired after shopping and walking we just heated it up. Walked by the next day and decided to let them know (didn't want anything free, just to inform them for future ref). Manager followed ex to parking lot to try to physically fight him and "banned us" lol (2/2)
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@HelloLeoBurg
@SIRIUSXM
@lizzo
@SiriusXMHits1
How come any time I criticize people's singing abilities, no one asks me if I could do any better (which I absolutely usually can)? OH YEAH because I don't go around criticizing people's ability to sing cause I'm not an asshole, my parents taught me not to be unnecessarily rude.
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@AParadisis
@katherinefdzk
@tillytortellini
I can vividly hear your twitter name and it gives me joy
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
Was literally just watching him narrate the newest thing thinking his next narrative is just gonna be him yelling "ALL THE PLANTS AND ANIMALS ARE DYING, DO SOMETHING!" over and over and over while beautiful and sad pictures slideshow to ominous music
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@boopmysnoot
@hilmnate
@rajandelman
Bruh idk and I can't and won't even get into Australia with you lol. I am just saying (as a lifelong and forever, sorry 🤷🏾♀️, fan of HP), she had a lot of very hurtful and problematic shit in those books, and she knew exactly what she was doing
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@DonutInterns
@AITA_reddit
Almost accidentally clicked gf is ah because Twitter and my internet don't want me to be great so I'll do it anyway
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@jiggyjayy2
Once my ex strangled me and when I accidentally scratched his neck trying to get him off me, the police took me to jail for a night for dv because he had "more signs" of "abuse" than the BRUISES AROUND MY NECK 🙄
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@imteddybless
I'm so so happy we're finally ready to talk about this!!! Sometimes I feel disgusted by my body for a number of reasons, but this is a big issue. I'm teaching myself to not give a shit though 🤗
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@_bictoriaaaa
As a Black girl whose voice coach was insistent on her being a Soprano 1 for Italian Opera/Operetta, this gave me chills. You are incredible and this made me cry a little lol
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@rebel_sham
@POouuchie
Can't wax, won't shave, def have a noticable stache. Still have a man that loves me and men tell me I'm "different than other girls" "naturally beautiful" "don't need makeup"🙄 Ladies, get you a GROWNUP who knows women have hair from the top of their head to the top of their toes
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@hilmnate
@rajandelman
This is a picture from like the fourth scene in the first movie. It's from the dvd I got probably the year it came out. Idk if it's too much of a reach to think there's intention behind her shitty tropes in the books/translated into the movies. Fucking shame on her ✨Always✨
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@OkButStill
When they played this to end their show in the absolute pouring rain at Red Rocks, everybody was so pumped up the "stands" were shaking. They are literally mountain and concrete lol
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@treykthethird
@TwoLemonades
Side note: this is one of my favorite movies and Brittany Murphy was fantastic in it, may she rest in peace
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I know that's the fuck right. Girl write on his shit with chocolate!! Don't even propose to me with my food. DON'T MESS WITH MY FOOD
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@Kirstyfraser94
@LiamcBakes
Tbvfh, Liam Selasi Chetna and Nadiya (and a few more, I just can't think back) were some of the best and I think some people are absolutely sick over that
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@JESSiCATHESAiNT
ON GOD! My ex told me he was changing my name to this in his phone and then proceeded to call/text me a few dozen more times before he actually sent me this text lol. As ever, my answer was "ok lol"
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