Peter Morris
@MrPeterLMorris
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C# - Author of Fluxor and - Opinions are believed to be correct otherwise changed. Married to the spectacular @lyndor
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The world has reached a point where a man can compete against women in sports, and then walk around in their locker rooms with his cock out whilst they are getting changed - but if you complain you are a bigot.
#WomenDontLikeIt
@DebbieHayton
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@jk_rowling
Labour canvasser visited my house a couple of days ago
LC: Will you vote labour?
Me: No
LC: What do we need to do to change that?
Me: Kier needs to say if he thinks males can be women or not.
LC: Well, I don't want to take up too much your time.
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@jenstirrup
A place I worked had a digitally altered photo on the wall of a topless woman with Natalie Umbruglia's face on.
Another room not only had a topless calendar, they pulled it apart and stuck every page on the walls.
My wife
@lyndor
and I complained.
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I've been programming for 38 years.
I don't know what's wrong with your printer.
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7.999 seconds to process 1 billion rows!
C# will be hard-pressed to beat Java.
Please RT for reach, I'd like to see someone try :)
@davidfowl
@nickchapsas
#csharp
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@housecor
startLoadTabIsActive
startLoadTabHasErrors
endLoadTabHasErrors
bool mayProceed => startLoadTabIsActive && !startLoadTabHasErrors && !endLoadTabHasErrors;
Much better.
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If you think your monolith is a problem, wait until you've split it up into micro-services :D
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@RichardJHolmes
@afneil
AF Neil was excellent.
It was by far the most enjoyable Question Time I've seen in many years.
Someone unapologetically saying what is true rather than wishy washy sound bites to get applause from the audience.
Come back soon!
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I don't use controllers, and I don't manually map my endpoints.
The endpoints are determined with a reflection scan over my contracts library and registered automatically.
This code register all of my API endpoints.
TODO: api.MapGet when the contract is a query.
#AspNetCore
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@janeclarejones
I'm still waiting for the embryologist
@pzmyers
to clarify whether or not he thinks trans-women are females.
He seems reluctant to answer.
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I think a great new feature idea for Twitter would to add "(Not dead)" after people's names when they trend :)
Billy Connolly (Not dead)
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Yay. They offered me the job. I start on Monday :)
Just had an interview for a contract position where I'd be giving an overview of a new system design + development, and mentoring junior programmers.
How cool does that sound? Two of my favourite things!
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@RmSalih
Why are gods always so powerless that they need humans to do their punishing for them?
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@Docstockk
@NewStatesman
"she has liked a post from a far-right account on Twitter"
Sometimes, people I don't like say things I like.
I like dogs.
Hitler liked dogs.
Therefore I like Hitler.
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What is your child's human name?
What is your dog's dog name?
What is your phone phone number?
What is your house's house address zip code zip code?
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@IanColdwater
After working as a programmer for about 25 years, I deleted prod.
And this was how we discovered our backups were not working.
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"There is no climate emergency"
Climate changes over time but here is the important fact.
It has never changed so quickly!
I've hit a few walls with my car, but always at about 2 miles per hour.
When heading into a wall at 60, I wouldn't say "Meh, I've hit walls before!"
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@MasonIsBloo
@atothe_d
@drasticactionSA
Thanks!
I see the list of "offences" in Saudi Arabia to get you beheaded includes
A) What you believe
B) Who you love
C) What you say
So "just don't do those things" essentially means "just don't be human"!
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5 reasons not to do this.
1: More code to write.
2: More prone to mapping errors.
3: No automatic unit tests to detect those errors.
4: Unable to use them as projections in LINQ queries (eg EF Core to DTOs).
5: Believe it or not, often slower!
5 reasons why a simple C# extension method beats AutoMapper most of the time:
𝟭. 𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆
Write what you need, and only what you need. Extension methods allow for precise mapping without additional configuration overhead.
𝟮. 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲
No reflection,…
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I've written up the steps required to create an hosted
#Blazor
WASM app, and how to authenticate it with Azure Active Directory (multitenant).
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@neilhimself
I find this a useful tool for when people say things like "My uncle got hit by a bus and they said he died of Covid"
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I think it's time to learn Orleans
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I've been programming in C# for 19 years.
TIL I can do this
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@JamesEsses
@NSPCC
Why does NSPCC even have a forum?
Vulnerable children should ONLY be able to contact trained professionals, in private.
They should not facilitate vulnerable children talking to anonymous members of the public, who could be sex offenders preying on them.
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@bindelj
JK Rowling is nasty (probably a nasty witch) because her fictional novels involve wizards being killed with magic wands?
I think someone struggles to differentiate between fantasy and reality.
Is
@NewStatesman
100% satire now then?
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I didn't know it was so easy to parse C# into a syntax tree.
This will come in handy!
Thanks
@KirillOsenkov
for
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I realised today I don't read other people's code very much.
Can anyone recommend any github projects with source code that is interesting to read?
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@RayyaGhul
Does that mean it's okay for me to physically stop you from watching something at a venue of your preference simply because you can watch it at home?
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@boysvswomen
@nwlc
Because it's statistically more likely that a male will win.
Sport is about celebrating the exceptional within a class, not losing to the unexceptional from another class.
It's why featherweights don't box against heavyweights.
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If you've ever not understood ConfigureAwait, now there is more for you to not understand :)
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@KyivIndependent
I remember after WWII the allies made Germans walk around the execution camps to see the harm their inaction had caused.
That.
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#Azure
question
What is the benefit of creating a Web API project over an Azure Functions project with HttpTriggers in it?
@shanselman
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@TheBloodWeapon
I'm short, fat, and bald.
How dare women discriminate against me based on my body. Do they not know how much it hurts to be told I am not attractive enough to be inside them?
Surely society should make them feel bad, so they are coerced into having sex with me?
#RapeCulture
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@BluskyeAllison
My daughter has multiple text messages from her ex-boyfriend admitting he raped her, and still the CPS thought it wasn't worth pressing charges because the jury wouldn't understand rape within a relationship.
Rapists don't need more ways of staying out of prison!
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@LBC
@AndrewCastle63
@DebbieHayton
OMG, that closing statement about black people just shows what a fantascist Kate is!
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@ChristosMatskas
Marketing interviewer: What is a linked list.
Successful candidate: Blockchain, that is going to make everyone rich enough to go to the Moon.
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Monolith or microservice?
I'm tired of this question, so I'm going to invent "Micronolith"
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UI => WebApi => CQRS => AutoMapper => EntityFramework
Too much work for CRUD!
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@Shayan86
The film nobody has ever seen but definitely exists, because the people who've never seen it were told first-hand by people who've actually never seen it.
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Want to know what's more difficult than writing thread-safe code?
Writing unit tests to prove you succeeded :)
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Blazor tip: Have a look at Blazor Fluent UI, a
#Blazor
implementation of the Microsoft FAST browser controls.
There is a new Gitter channel too, please RT then come and join us :)
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@OwenJones84
What would you do if a group of people near you started shouting "Death to Jews"?
Would you leave?
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Dear C#
I want this:
type CustomerId = Guid;
type UserId = Guid;
type PhoneNumber = string;
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My dad used to be a train driver. I didn't want a job like his because it involved so much reading when he was at home.
Look at me now, swotting up before looking for a new job :D
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No programmer is "self taught".
You may not have had a formal education, but you were still taught by other programmers via books/blogs etc.
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@LBC
@AndrewCastle63
@DebbieHayton
"Where are these record winning trans women? There aren't any!"
And then goes to name one.
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@marcusdiazcom
@DrJessTaylor
Rapists rape women when they have the opportunity. It's the power they are excited by, not how nicely the target has done her hair that night.
They don't think to themselves "Marcus wouldn't fancy this one....I'll wait".
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My 58 year old brother just died.
Just like my 50 year old friend who died a few years ago, he had diabetes and didn't look after his body.
If you have diabetes, look after yourself properly!
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Just had an interview for a contract position where I'd be giving an overview of a new system design + development, and mentoring junior programmers.
How cool does that sound? Two of my favourite things!
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I can't believe that after years of coming to the conclusion that the server should send data for the SPA to render, people are now going back to sending html snippets instead.
Data + format in one response.
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My current contract is mentoring employees and offering app development guidance on a greenfield project.
One employee just told me "I am learning a ridiculous amount of new things, and I am very confident I know how to use them!"
That felt great, I am so happy :)
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A couple of people have said they doubt that manually written mapping code can be slower than AutoMapper.
See the linked gist for proof.
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@jody_lecompte
@JustinianCodes
I just the opposite problem.
He didn't have line numbers displayed, and I couldn't point at the screen because he kept holding my hand
...and I only have one arm.
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Did you know rendering a
#Blazor
component will force a re-render of children it passes parameters to?
If you have a deep-nested component you need to pass a value to, don't pass parameters all the way down. Use a CascadingValue, then only components consuming it will re-render.
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Did you know...
All
#Blazor
markup is a RenderFragment.
RenderFragments are transpiled to C# code.
This means that instead of a huge if {} else {} statement, you can call `return` to stop any further rendering?
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@bunch0numbas
@SenPaterson
All the Jews are guilty for the actions of any single Jewish person.
Doesn't it sound earily familiar?
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@DamselflyPhotos
@OnGraph
It wasn't even honest back then either. They compared the number of IDEs available for Java to how many are 'the official one' for Visual Studio.
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How many JavaScript developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, and 234 dependencies.
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Dear
@elonmusk
I will pay your subscription fee if you can get rid of all the prostitutes in my time line.
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So what is Microsoft recommending these days for server-side HTML development?
MVC?
Razor Pages?
Blazor Web App?
@andrewlocknet
@ardalis
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TIL: When you have task manager open and can't right-click an app because it keeps moving around, you can hold CTRL to stop them moving.
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I use MediatR to avoid services like EntityXService etc.
Do you?
If so, what approach do you take when two different handlers need to execute the same code?
Introduce a service for the shared code?
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@RichardDawkins
PZMyers has recently said woman who don't produce ova aren't strictly female.
I'd like to see Richard discuss that topic with him :)
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REST is not good for complex business apps.
Change my mind :)
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@PennyRed
I'm in none of those camps, but I'll object to any law that gives males access to female-only facilities/privileges, because they are there for good reasons.
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@Inkintheskin
@sharrond62
She did very well against him but, ultimately, you could see the power imbalance a mile off.
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Great news. The damage to my retina is a tear, it is not detached.
That means the short 10 minute laser treatment should suffice and no invasive surgery will be needed!
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@WomenReadWomen
I was very effeminate as a boy. I only found "girl things" interesting, I hated being a boy - until my late teens I often fantacised about cutting off my penis. I had gender dysphoria pretty bad.
As I went through my 20's my body developed late, and it went away.
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@pakiahkoi
@RichardDawkins
It's only relevant when the attacker attributes it as their motivation.
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@MForstater
It's no-debate mantra realised as social actions
There is "no debate" because they have no logic basis on which to base their beliefs
1: Insist truth
2: Insist no debate
3: Enforce no debating
Also known as, blasphemy, except it's an offence against men's feelings, not "God's"
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@memneon
@TabitaSurge
Hi. Could you provide a link to the medical research you are referring to?
Thanks.
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@Docstockk
@prospect_uk
If someone is unwilling to put their claims up for scrutiny, it's usually because they won't stand up to it.
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Agile: When the customer doesn't know what they want, but they know when they want it.
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@bindelj
I agree.
With a bottle of formula milk he could satisfy the volumetric needs of the baby, but not like this.
There is only one person's needs being satisfied here.
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I deleted my tweet about sending back my wide screen monitor.
It's tiring saying that I was physically unable to see as far as the outer edges, and having people telling me my problem was the way the apps were laid out, or that my assembly table doesn't make a good work desk.
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@nickchapsas
I've always disliked the way typecasting is formatted.
In Delphi you could do this
SomeClass(someObject).MethodOnSomeClass();
In C#
((SomeClass)someObject).MethodOnSomeClass();
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@WomensRightsNet
@newlook
Dear
@newlook
do you allow male rapists into your female-only changing rooms?
If not, could you please let us know how you tell them apart from males who aren't rapists? We've been looking for a way to do that for years!
Many thanks.
The Police
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TIL: If I pay to use the ChatGPT API I can upload documents for it to learn from.
So I'm uploading all of my purchased e-books as a knowledge base for my private access :)
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Does someone have a better implementation they can share to serialize an object into a querystring?
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#bbcqt
I've been a professional programmer for about 28 years.
I've worked for the Department of Education being paid nearly £500 per day.
But if I wanted to teach IT I'd need years of training, a degree, and a massive pay cut.
No wonder there is a teacher shortage. Pay more!
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