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On 8th February 2023, I was diagnosed with an incurable brain tumour.
Hereโs whatโs happened since, and whatโs going to happen soon.
#MarchToTheArch
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Robbie Williams pulling out the hand gel after doing Auld Lang Syne with the public has been my highlight of 2017 so far.
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This might be an unpopular opinionโฆ but for me, the Championship brings so much more excitement than the Premier League.
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Gareth Bale is all of us when we get dragged to a nightclub but really donโt want to be there.
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@FabrizioRomano
Poch making him captain (and Chilwell vice) was one of the most bizarre decisions ever.
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A Messi free-kick is pretty much like giving Barca a penalty. GOAT.
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I mean, thereโs good old fashioned time wasting, and then thereโs this...
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This Tweet caused my battery to run out faster than that Iguana..
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Atletico Madrid assistant, Germรกn Burgos.
If this guy tells you itโs Tuesday, THEN ITโS TUESDAY!
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Imagine if โ28 Days Laterโ was set in America. The film would be over in seconds.
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@Football__Tweet
Considering he was playing in arguably one of the greatest ever front threes at Barca, Iโd rate his move a 4 max.
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No, Alan. Itโs completely, 100% true.
If that doesnโt work, theyโll send out dolphins with assault rifles, next week.
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The cast.
The acting.
The script.
The soundtrack.
The camera work.
The dialogue.
The format.
Everything is perfect.
#PeakyBlinders
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If you want a laugh, hereโs a video of a Donegal priest accidentally playing the wrong song during a live streamed Mass, over the weekend...
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@richardbranson
Thereโs nothing more annoying than billionaires who sue the NHS.
Oh, and trains not arriving on time...
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A compilation of Messi missing chances. Yet itโs still beautiful to watch.
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Danny Dyer replacing Darth Vader is more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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Adam Sandler looks like heโs just stepped out of a Wetherspoons wedding reception.
#GrahamNorton
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@allthatchas
@piersmorgan
@ollyofficial
Tweeting that there were gunshots when there werenโt to his 8 mill followers isnโt helpful though.
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We should all be grateful that we've lived to see Lionel Messi play football.
(And to hear this bit of commentary)
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โRUBBISH!โ
โRUBBISH!โ
โBOOOO!โ
โRUBBISH!โ
โRUBBISH!โ
*Hits Guy in the head*
#Arsenal
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This has โdrunk uncle at a weddingโ written all over it.
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Remember the kid from that meth house in Breaking Bad?!
Well, this is what he looks like now...
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Seen this goal so many times, but never from this angle. He was truly remarkable.
#Maradona
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@OddsOnFPL
You canโt be including Hargreaves in this!!
Man was injured a lot but top class when fit.
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@WestHam_Central
Really bizarre. But doesnโt surprise me with English fans. Probably the same ones who were saying nonsense about Foden a few years ago.
Both players are class!
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Makes sense. Like all Gooners, he goes quiet after Christmas.
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Farewell to the wonderfully brilliant Andrew Sachs. A legend of comedy.
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@BBCSport
So pointless. Use it to inspire the next generation coming through, just like they did for Messi!
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For anyone whoโs wasted so much time over the years peeling garlic!!
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@petemorristwit
Completely disagree that itโs broken beyond repair.
Just an example: One morning last year I rang to get an app with my GP & got one for the following day.
8 days later I was back home after having a major brain op, with a scan & meeting my surgeon in between.
Big up the
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30 cycles of Radiotherapy โ
9 months of Chemotherapy โ
Latest head-scan results: Clear โ
Not sure how long itโll last, but onwards to Christmas!
#BrainCancerAwareness
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Solskjaer just sent out the reserves & beat PSG 3-1 in their own back yard.
Give that man a statue.
#ChampionsLeague
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
Just as well heโs wearing that helmet. It could be the difference after a 10,000 ft fallโฆ
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@HITCSevens
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@Football__Tweet
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Chelsea are truly terrible.
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