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why does he have the pants on
MrBeast made an appearance for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers game
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my dad who's in his 50s said spongebob was on the tv when he was a kid
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nah im crying he reached for the steel
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"hate me or love me, you watched" all time quote
Pete Weber has bowled his final frame on the PBA National Tour.
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i'm crying aaron rodgers fucked up so bad they told mcafee put a damn shirt on
"I can see exactly why Jimmy Kimmel felt the way he felt, especially with his position. But I think Aaron was just trying to talk shit."
Pat McAfee opens his show by responding to the fallout and threats of legal action coming out of his Tuesday interview with Aaron Rodgers
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the lady running against AOC for congress just posted one of the funniest pics ive ever seen. the thin gold line bitcoin shirt on her man.
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my dad is explaining to my uncle how the players can't see the yellow 1st down line IRL
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an 80 grand parlay to win 1.1 million dollars on johntay porter unders. you have to be the dumbest person in the world to think you wouldn't immediately be caught for this lol
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this man got a bad high ankle sprain and lied to the world saying he tore his achilles. i want that quack doctors license!
Aaron Rodgers Aiming For Mid-December Return From Achilles Injury
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sunglasses on at night yeah lets see you pass a drug test slick
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the record should show he said this after i bought my spongebob ice cream and he said "was spongebob still on tv when you were a kid?" it came out 5 years after i was born
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a casino worker told me that if you take a handful of benadryl in the casino you can see the shadow people playing slots and they're the happiest they've ever been
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seeing one titty: well alright
seeing two titty: well got damn
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hes faking it to score pills this is a classic tactic from the movies
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putting 500 grand on devin singletary props is insane behavior
A bettor in Florida won $5.5 million on a $500,000 four-leg NFL parlay when Texans kicker Matt Ammendola hit a 38-yard field goal on the final play to lift Houston to a 30-27 win over the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday, via
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bucks heard giannis wants to go to miami and said now hold on a second we can bring miami to milwaukee brother
FIRST LOOK: An exclusive for KXCN, The Milwaukee Bucks ‘City’ Edition jerseys for the 2020-2021 have leaked. A Milwaukee Vice theme it appears.
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i would charge the mound
Greg Weissert, Frightening Slider. 😱
21" of horizontal break.
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everything this guy says is so fucking funny when you remember he absolutely snuffed a teammate with a punch not 1 year ago
"I saw a lot of people laughing. But it's a hit to the head. One small hit to the head can change everything in your life. So I don't really understand the joke."
Draymond Green on Anthony Davis's head injury
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theres going to be a huge money laundering scandal involving netflix someday that shakes the entire earth to its core
If greenlit, ‘RED NOTICE’ 2 & 3 would be filmed back-to-back.
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the trainer doesnt control what the horse does off the court
Breaking News: Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit failed a post-race drug test, once more putting the practices of his Hall of Fame trainer Bob Baffert under uncomfortable scrutiny.
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when u do a dab and ur trying to act like you've been there before
Investing in the “president can comfortably breathe” challenge coins
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@JennaLaineESPN
damn great questions, you guys are really good at your jobs, it was definitely worth it to make a scene to be super sassy and ask the same thing over and over because you weren't getting the answer you sought. i remember this class in journalism 101
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chuck definitely hit a bet i know that look
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bratpitt getting stav banned from letterboxd for being the new most popular reviewer is very funny
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ass what i smoke
Street marijuana contaminated with dangerous amount of poop, study claims
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gotta say i agree. big dave actually wants to create art and be a part of something that could stand the test of time. the rock is collecting a check
Rian Johnson says Dave Bautista is the greatest wrester-turned-actor ever
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he doesnt look like he would do that
Morgue manager at Harvard Medical School charged with stealing and selling human remains
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one of the nastiest tweets ever sent
This is why Deshaun Watson, from the beginning, welcomed a police investigation: He felt he knew that the truth would come out. And today, a grand jury did not charge him on any of the criminal complaints.
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this is what bill maher tried to do to steve-o
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god damn that dude has a huge head
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asked my dad if he needed help in the garden today and he said, and this is a direct quote, "nah im just fucking around" lol
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trying to think how a sub 50 tackle UDFA signing gets on the schefter tweet radar
Ravens announced they signed former Navy linebacker Diego Fagot, who now gets to stay in the area.
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you know i think i know who did 9/11 it was that freakin bitch carole baskins LOL 😂
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scooby doo and shaggy trained at this gym
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dr fauci was throwing out first pitches at baseball games 3 months into the pandemic lol
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KD using twitter exactly like i would as a famous athlete is a heroic move. all other athletes are cowards
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my grandma sent me 50 dollars "for a christmas treat" well guess what grandma my christmas treat is gambling
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@Mikelennial
had a fever as well but took some ibuprofen and im good now, couldnt miss this 👍
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michael jordan had to go play baseball cuz he was gambling now the biggest star since him is partnered with the bookie hahahaha
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a lot of people in the comments section have forgotten rule
#1
of the kitchen always respect the chef
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so you took this picture and then proceeded to eat it?
Jack in The Box - Los Angeles 90033 - The Sunday I had diarrhea from eating a moldy hamburger I have pictures of the hamburger in bad condition I bought a hamburger at the self-service, and they told me a moldy burger and I got diarrhea
#jackinthebox
#moldyburger
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the lady who made this season of true detective needs to never be allowed to make anything again holy shit
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kid shitting all over himself cuz his mom wont pay attention to him cuz shes pretending to be a robot online for perverts thats sad af lol
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extremely funny that one of the most god gifted athletes of all time thinks he might be cut for ersan ilyasova at any minute. love that guy
Giannis is "scared" to lose the life he's created and uses it as his motivation 😤📈
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you literally cannot sign a kicker with the last name Blewitt
WFT K Dustin Hopkins has been released. WFT promoted K Chris Blewitt to the 53-man roster.
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this is maybe the funniest my mentions have ever been, i stood in the backyard wearing a top hat and suit yelling about "paddy power corruption" and nate silver the election guru quote tweeted me.
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@jakebrodes
we are so close to inventing a battle royale where if you die in the game you die IRL
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@teegrez
employee finding a cart full of shit left in the middle of an aisle: *witcher voice* neurodivergent girl with auditory paralysis passed thru here...not 5 minutes ago...left in a hurry
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i worked there and i felt it move
In 1930 the Indiana Bell building was rotated 90°. Over a month, the structure was moved 15 inch/hr, all while 600 employees still worked there. There was no interruption to gas, heat, electricity, water, sewage, or the telephone service they provided. No one inside felt it move.
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"deal or no deal is back with an island twist" what the fuck did you just say to me???
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betty white dying hours before 2022 is prolly a terrible sign
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anyways, thank you to everyone to watched, chatted, was a part of the TWS community for these 2 years. we were building something that was great and fun and awesome. i appreciate you all for showing up every day.
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my dad and uncle just sat me down and gave me the most wholesome grown man talk about how i built a resume for myself and proved i have talent and work my ass off and can take a few days to get my brain right before i hit pavement and take over the world. i feel a little better
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despite this, my uncle once again just said "the yellow line is right there just throw over it" and my dad said "thats only on the tv dude"
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VICE: meet the child who turned a love of dirt into a 9-5 in vice's first installment of "the mines weren't so bad for us kids"
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coley: i can't believe the chiefs wouldn't sign deandre hopkins
deandre hopkins: you are jared fogel
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you ever get the feeling the world is way closer to ending than you thought
NEW: California officials tell CNN they anticipate nearly all salmon in the Sacramento River will die due to abnormally hot underwater conditions as heat waves continue.
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i like to imagine the only words he can say are barron trump
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to make the players risk their lives so you can sell shit like this while they play for free, beyond parody
The NCAA has filed a trademark for MASK MADNESS.
The filing, made on December 23, indicates the NCAA will:
1. Sell "MASK MADNESS" branded face masks.
2. Start a "MASK MADNESS" public awareness campaign to promote the benefits of wearing a mask.
#NCAA
#MarchMadness
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