Frankie Muniz
@frankiemuniz
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@pogmuniz 's Husband, Father to Mauz Mosley
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You know when you look in the mirror and realize you'll never be as good looking as
@ZacEfron
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In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.
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Yo... Agent Cody Banks was a bad ass. And I was Cody Banks. That's bad ass. I wonder if 36 year old Cody Banks is sitting in bed eating Fritos while shaking his gut, thinking "I really let myself go" like I'm doing right now. What do you do after you saved the world twice at 16?
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Hey
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All these reboots of dumb ass TV shows, yet we still have no idea what Malcolm is up to.
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I'm so pissed I have nothing microwaveable in my house right now. 50 minutes in the oven for this pizza? Kill me.
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Ummm... Malcolm in the Middle.
what tv show cancellation turned you into the cold, heartless, monster you are today
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Malcolm in the Middle premiered 23 years ago today. Insanity.
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I know this may be hard to believe because you all just know me as a NASCAR driver, but a long time ago before most of my competitors were born, I used to save the world. I did it twice. No biggie. It was actually 20 years ago today that Agent Cody Banks first premiered.
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I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!
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Big Fat Liar is on Netflix now. Amanda and I just want to say... You're welcome.
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I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.
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I'm about to see the whole cast of "Malcolm In The Middle" for the first time since 2011 and only the second time since 2006! I'm excited and oddly nervous!
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Someone stole my trailer from in front of my house today. I can't take this shit anymore.
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Imagine, you're in trouble and hoping someone will save you. Will it be Batman, James Bond, Captain America? No. It's dad bod Agent Cody Banks that pulled a muscle putting on his shoes.
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Is it possible to gain 20 lbs in a month you ask? Why yes. It is. I'm a freaking monster. Laughing out loud.
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I almost have to delete social media just to avoid witnessing the demise of the human race.
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I turn 34 next week, and I think I've finally out grown the name Frankie. It's very childish. So from now on, I hereby declare, I want to be called... Cisco. Cisco just screams professional adult who's got his shit together.
-- Yours truly, Cisco Muniz
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My pregnant wife told me that she tripped over an oat today that I dropped on the ground. An oat as in one oat. Like..a tiny oat. Blamed me. She's the one who ate oatmeal.
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Do your feet shrink as you get older? My foot is a full size and a half smaller than it was when I was a teen. Or am I just accepting the fact that I'm a tiny little bitch and there's no reason to hide it anymore by wearing shoes that are too big?
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This year for Halloween I'm going as a fat, old, bald version of Malcolm. I've been working on this costume for 13 years!!!
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Holy moly!!! That was the most insane thing I've ever done. Got up into the top 3 before getting turned and causing damage. Went to the back and went from 24th to 11th in the final 2 laps. I'm so grateful to my team and
@hairclub
and sponsors for making my dream a reality!
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Outback for lunch... Texas Roadhouse for dinner!? That's how I roll.
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I'm confused, why did we stop rollerblading? It was fun and an efficient means of travel.
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I'm not gonna lie... Every once in a while I Bing my name...
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I only check Twitter to see what the sheep are currently baaahing about. Then I resist their temptation and go back into my wolf den.
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How can the roads in NYC be empty, yet Phoenix and Scottsdale are more packed than normal? Go the fuck home you fucks.
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Let me take a second here on the internet to say that I fucking hate the internet.
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When my race was finished this evening, I had many missed calls from members of my family. At 4:42 PM, right as we were taking the green flag, my grandmother passed away today. She was the most supportive person of everything I've done in my life, and I hope I made her proud.
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A ribeye steak with a side of red Starbursts. Yes ma'am!
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I arrived home from my uncle's funeral to find 4 of my 5 story brownstone home under 3 feet of water. Everything I own, destroyed. Every wall, piece of artwork, personal photos, furniture... All because my cat accidentally turned on a sink a few days ago while we were gone.
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@BarstoolNate
Scary thing is I've never been high. Imagine the pure genius I'd tweet if I ever did. I'd be Twitter God.
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I'm going to the gym. If you don't hear from me again...I died.
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Think I broke my knee trying to get on my motorcycle. Tried to whip my leg over real quick and kneed the luggage rack so hard I threw up.
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Made a big mistake in qualifying today so I'm unfortunately starting 11th for tonight's race in Indianapolis. Long race, still gonna fight my way to the front! This is a picture of me keeping my head up!
@FordPerformance
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I just realized there are now 9 Fast and the Furious movies and I haven't been in one of them.
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My armpits stink but that's okay because I love my wife and I love my life.
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Finally making my dream a reality, this one is for my son and showing him that you can always chase your dreams.
Excited for this opportunity with Rette Jones Racing, Ford, and our partners to go full time racing for an ARCA National Series Championship in 2023.
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Does anyone else eat a whole tub of ice cream and then get a cramp in their neck? I literally can't turn my head due to ice cream consumption. This is my mid-30's.
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My guess is that in my lifetime, I've slept about 75% less hours than I should have. I think it's why I'm short, you grow when you sleep. I probably would have been 6'5", dunking on
@KingJames
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Or.. I could just die. That's a very trendy thing these days.
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Maybe I shouldn't admit this, but im watching "Malcolm" on Netflix. It's insane how few episodes I have ever seen and how little I remember!
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I love Arizona. It's where I'm meant to be. I was told by a palm reader in New Orleans when I was 12 that in a past life I was a judge in the old southwest defending Native Americans. 20 years later I actually believe that was the case.
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"I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation..." - Malcolm
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I don't need a pool. I'm so short I just swim in my bath tub.
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes y'all. I'm 32. Thirty-two. Dirty thirty plus two.
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Just boarded my plane to fly home to Phoenix! Unbelievable past 3 months, now back to relax before I embark on the DWTS Tour in a few weeks! Already can't wait!
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You know when you are quarentined and you watch one of your own movies and end up crying? Yeah...I just watched My Dog Skip. I cried.
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I just had to come on Twitter to say that I hate Twitter.
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I don't really know what to say anymore. Our luck is non-existent these past couple weeks. Some debris must have cut down the tire. PS.. Hitting the wall at 180 mph hurts in case you were wondering.
More bad luck for Frankie Muniz. He's done for the night in Kansas.
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Just got in a motorcycle accident. I was going 1 mph. Cracked my helmet on the pavement. Another one for the record books.
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I wasn't even thinking about peanut butter until I said to myself that I wasn't gonna have any scoops of peanut butter tonight. I then immediately walked over and had 4 massive scoops of peanut butter. FML.
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This might be my favorite piece ever written about me.
.
@frankiemuniz
is all of us: wrestling with age, crippled by fear and pain, but making the most of it
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Is it bad I root for people on Deal or No Deal to pick the cases with the high numbers and see their offers plummet?? Greedy little bitches! Just take the money!!!!!
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One time, I did a celebrity race with the singer Meat Loaf and all I wanted to do was to make sure I beat the Meat.
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How fun would "Malcolm In The Mid-life Crisis" be? I wonder what Malcolm and his family would be up to now!
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I really thought up until about 5 years ago that I had a shot to play in the NBA. No joke.
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26 years ago. Maybe one day I'll be his favorite driver.
November 17, 1998: Jeff Gordon and Frankie Muniz appeared together in an episode of Spin City
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My jump rope just snapped in half and whipped me in the back. FML = Frankie Muniz's Life.
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Just got stung by a scorpion.. never felt pain like this. Leg numb, vision blurry... I think i'm dying.
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If my wife doesn't hurry up and sit her ass on this couch so we can watch "90 day fiance", I swear to GOD! She trippin'!
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So... Somehow I wasn't mentioned in
@people
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I like how people tell me I'm a has-been... As if I didn't already know.
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Laid outside and watched the sun come up over the mountains in Montana this morning. I love living. Enjoy life while you can.
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