Mimi Muteshi
@MimiMuteshi
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Follower of Christ. Love God, Love people.. Software Developer. Out of the box thinker. DM is open
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For those struggling, here's my story. I was a top student in primary school. Among top students in high school. Lost my way in campus. Had terrible life in my early 20s. Started getting to my feet in my late 20s, and now finally well on my way in my mid thirties. ..
This guy spoke to many of us. This is what we are internally battling. Damn.
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...One thing I learned, never compare yourself to anyone. You have your own journey. Don't even let pressure from parents or relatives get to you. Some of my relatives even thought I was bewitched. Shut out the noise. Focus on yourself. You will get there. Be blessed
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@LoneWalker_256
@Africa_Archives
Don't forget the other Africans who sold them to Europeans
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@mehdirhasan
@brad_polumbo
Hey Mehdi, why is Africa with very low vaccination rates and lax mandates has such low cases and deaths? I will wait
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@greg_price11
That's correct. Like it's happening in Chicago and Baltimore every weekend. But he won't mention that. Smh
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I had
@CapitalFMKenya
when it used to be real Capital fm call her to wish her a HBD. It was going well until they asked her who I was to her and she couldn't answer 🤦♂️. I always rem was it Kui or Italia saying you don't have to answer! LMAO 😁
In my simping days, I once surprised my then girl at work with snacks and shit. She was so happy. Hahaha, I will never do that shit again.
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@seanonolennon
I keep on saying this all the time. Thank you for speaking my thoughts. There are good and horrible people. Good people will treat others nicely. Horrible people will treat others horribly! This cuts accross the race. If you don't get this you have a problem
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@KhalifKairo
Lol. Law is about debating. If the guy is not saying anything kwani anafanya nini huko
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@solveiggold
What I find so bizarre is how can people whom you called close friends just sour on you because you hold a different opinion? What's even astounding is these are supposedly highly educated folks and they should know better. What is society coming to? Best of luck to you both
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@ClayTravis
The one about athletes is so bizarre! So covid cannot spread when they are in each other's face on the court but spreads when on the bench? So absurd!
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@mosull8899
@megynkelly
Is this a joke? Like you mean a two years old has ability to understand that her parents are anti mask and so she following their suit. Seems like the pandemic also took away our common sense. My goodness!
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@Gidikim
People make it look like Ruto was not aware of extra judicial killings that have happened since he became deputy president. If you go to first term.. When they were still on love there are so many murders which have never been solved. Ruto is not an angel here
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@ItsMutai
Landed in JKIA sometimes a month ago from Addis Ababa and i was ashamed. Bole International airport is putting JKIA to shame with hundreds flights landing and taking off the whole night while JKIA was as sleepy as remotest village. Tuko nyuma
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@Lukorito_
Until age 30, I was mostly on the OPS side if things in tech making 100k. At 30 I decided to switch to software development. At 34 I had tripled my salary. Right now at 36 I am doing 7 times what I was doing at age 30. Just keep at it.
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@DavidNdii
Bwana Ndii, As a bachelor i can cook any meal. In fact i trust meals which i have prepared than anyone's. U have to be better at cooking than i am for me to trust your meals. Having said that, when i get married, cooking won't be some shared responsibility! A man gotta be a man
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@tomselliott
@Trevornoah
This is what we have been saying all along. Trevor is saying nothing new. Those of us with a functional brain have been calling out the absurdity of some these rules for a while.
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@DavidNdii
You folks don't look like you know what you are doing. Though I gotta give it to you for being very effective at blaming Uhuru
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@passantino
@yashar
I have read the whole story didn't see anywhere AP has debunked anything on AOC's claim that her office was surrounded by pipe bombs.
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Yo I am 36 next month. Started out as a technology guru and I am currently a full stack developer building something very exceptional in our start up. We've been funded to tune of million usd. Stay locked for more 😅
@Known_Mike
I know right. Kila dev najua ako under 30.
Or the better question where do over 30 devs go?
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@Calor_Blanco
@jnconnor11
@ClayTravis
You don't need to have children to see the absurdity of this really silly rule. This is a two year old kid! It's just insane that we have lost basic common sense that we have to force a two year old kid to wear a mask. Whats the world coming to? smh
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@malitwinflorez
@renniecook
In Africa we have not been wearing masks and we are very ok. You should try it too 😁
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@CKyobutungi
@LukoyeAtwoli
@chebet_birir
I think her audacity is very well rooted in data. Africa largely remains unavaccinated yet was less affected by Covid-19. These are facts.
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@kipmurkomen
@susankihika
Talking of how someone shouldn't use word *preposterous* you rem how you and
@LarryMadowo
freaked out on TV when
@MigunaMiguna
used the word *DEMAGOGUE*. One on the finest Miguna TV moment 🤣🤣🤣
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@daveJay
@MZHemingway
@NinaTotenberg
You are grasping at straws. Even reporting from Supreme Court reporters such as Shannon Bream indicates there was no such a request from Roberts. Let it go
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@CJA1985
@DailyCaller
Yeah like how he confused his sister for his wife is indeed missing one 🙄
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@realDonaldTrump
So you think they will call the case your way and face criticism of being political hacks? Sorry the case will be thrown out. Time to go home bro
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@davickan
@OliverMathenge
Sorry, I have absolutely enjoyed reading this statement as wordy as it is. I don't know what do these European country think we are.
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@carltonkitheka1
Exactly i mean is this a strip? Why are we normalizing this? I understand that I am probably not the intended audience but whats this?
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@omwambaKE
In Bukhungu stadium in 2007 I was told..ruka fence enda shule( Masinde Muliro University) 😂😂. I don't regret they did this to me.
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@RuthlessFocus_
Kwanza if you are developer working for a local company unless unalipwa some serious money which is never the case stop wasting time Bana. Check Turing, Toptal ama Flexiple. You will be earning dollars per hour as other folks waste hours in traffic jams. Unlearn!
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@KerandeyZeddie
@Cleophasmalala
Kamusinga at this time walikuwa wanatumia mwakenya yet huyu jamaa alidunda vibaya sana lol
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@jnmuthama
@YouthAdvocateKe
Computer engineer fixing a phone is basically utilizing the skills he learned. If he is as good as you are claiming, fixing phones can net him minimum 10k daily since with so many mobile phones, repair and maintenance is needed. He should be doing well for himself
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@CossyMas1
@RobertAlai
A mask should be used in a closed space such as a supermarket or a matatu. In outdoors where you are socially distanced a mask is useless. You are more likely to be infected with Corona in closed spaces than outdoors where you're socially distanced. Kindly give accurate info
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@charles_dev5
@Ma3Route
@peculiarkenyan
So at that speed you think wooden pole would have been better? 😏
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@Dream33Team
@megynkelly
@MattWalshBlog
You don't know what you talking about. A thug will care less about a social worker my friend. You can see even in this situation with all the restraint the cop is show the thug's intention is to harm the cop. Most ppl criticizing cops have no idea how difficult their job is
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@utdpathletic
@utdbrxy
Lol this was heart in the mouth moment 🙀🙀. This goes in and all Messi fans would be left crying lol
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@sillyfemaledust
@thestreeter
@NickFondacaro
@redsteeze
Then why did she contract the virus the other day?
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@kamongo
@ItsJeffreyJeff
Ha ha am not married but that's not the kind of marriage am looking forward to lol
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@ahmednasirlaw
Btw I am happy that as 18 years old in 2007 I was unable to raise that amount and that's why I couldn't cut it for cadet's recruitment. Yaani ningekua jeshi bana 😂
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@derroh_
You guys still cycle? I used to cycle [like 100km in a week ] and then read somewhere that riding so much basically makes you impotent and I put my bike kwa garage very quickly 😂😂🤦
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@mcmederos26
@LilTunechi
@bradfordcohen
I wonder how many minorities will be freed from prison under Trumps Prison reforms? Does anyone has an idea?
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@axios
Just vote in person. You wanna protest in person but don't want to vote in person. That's crazy
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@onyangoeliud79
@ahmednasirlaw
@MOH_Kenya
You are confusing yourself. Don't you think if covid19 is less severe in Africa this figure proves it? That despite large numbers infected we have few deaths? No?
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@ItsChanzu
One of the narrative I hear from speed maniacs is *hii gari ni stable sana*. There's nothing like that. A stray dog or a confused person staying into the road and you can be sure the stable car narrative won't hold water.
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@bonifacemwangi
@KagutaMuseveni
@HEBobiwine
@KagutaMuseveni
if by chance you happen to read this tweet always rem what happened to other strongmen like you such as Bashir, Mugabe etc. One day, power will end and that will be the end of you!
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@PaulKagame
Why is rwandese so similar to my mother tongue [Luhya] lol. I understood everything he wrote here. He's appreciating teachers on this teachers day. He's also talking about opening schools? Rwandese am I right? 😂
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@Degrata254
Charged 1k to replace a RAM. Charged 3k to format windows etc This was kitu 2009-2012 lol. That was alot of money
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@Brandboy_
I was in Parliament for my internship and I was shocked that the head of ICT at that time had no clue on how to format a computer. He was earning around 300k.
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@Kevin_teya
@PiocheBrio
Western has mad football talent. I remember during local derby Musingu Vs Katch it was completely nuts. The attendance was through the roof. I am always puzzled what happens after school. Where do these kids go to
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@Osama_otero
@AntoGachau
Kama anaweza beba hio mpaka 8th floor I am ready to give him 50k. Osama you can be the witness 😂
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@MelissaAFrancis
I was wondering where you have been. It will be ludicrous if you won't come back to fox. I am big fan.. All the way from Kenya!
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@collo_karis
With less than 2 years in production env..I started out with over 250k working remotely. I don't think I would have ever made that in Kenya. I might be wrong though
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@RealBrysonGray
He literally said it. It's absurd for him to cry fake news when he said it himself
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@mandyoneill
@johnrobertsFox
@PressSec
@pdoocy
Can you point to specific lawsuit or any credible sources where they say Fox News is an entertainment network? I will wait
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@DarkJay79766556
@GregAbbott_TX
You mean like when he called Abbot's decision to remove restrictions *Neanderthal*? 🙄
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@tomselliott
@JoyVBehar
@GovRonDeSantis
Notice how now it's governor's fault. When Trump was the president, it was his fault. They are insane
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@Daudex
Btw, I am curious, anyone on this thread working remotely with Turing? How long did it take to get the first job after on boarding? How's the pay? I am looking for Kenyan developer perspective of Turing
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I am looking for a full stack developer with strong expertise in Python, React Native. Nice to have Typescript. I don't care about experience. If you have just started have your portfolio ready and be ready to explain the projects you have undertaken.
#IkoKazi
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@SigeyWendy
Not to rain on your parade but tell the boys long distance cycling basically makes you impotent 😂. Like you can’t basically perform. I was an avid rider until i learned this na nikaweka bike mbali sana 😂. Not that i had problems but i couldn’t risk.
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@collo_karis
Try registering with Toptal, Flexiple or Turing..I got my first role with Flexiple.
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@AyannaPressley
Ayanna, what about black people shot dead every weekend in Chicago et al. Who fights for those? Or those deaths don't matter?
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@MZHemingway
What the wapo guy is saying is that, we need Twitter to continue only moderating content from one side
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@gabrieloguda
This and when Larry Madowo freaked out on TV when Miguna used the word demagogue was peak Miguna 😂
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@FauzKhalid
Hehehe.. Only legends can understand.. *Watuuuu eeeeh mnajua niaje, niaaaje!* so nostalgic
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