Here is the aerial view of the Talanta Stadium that you did not ask for.

For a long time, residents of Kano living in flood prone areas have lost their critical documents while fleeing to higher grounds. They're not only having their documents replaced, but are also witnessing basic infrastructure restored. 2027, they shall speak to the nation.

They asked what we were doing when other areas were pulling up large voter numbers in previous elections, and we kept quiet waiting for our turn to speak. Luo Nyanza have decided they must make a statement in 2027, and we will be there to witness it all.

All Kenyans in the diaspora coming back for the holidays are advised to borrow a whole branch from @MartinKarau, who stopped by Kolenyo Metropolis for the obligatory photo-op, on his way to Baba's shrine at Kang'o Ka Jaramogi. The Bible says, our people shall be your people.

Another one from Moses Ronaldinho Kajwang.

It's not even one week since he was stripped of parliamentary largesse, and self-proclaimed bullfighter is already speaking like Mtoto Misa.

Five minutes to the most consequential F1 race of the season. Let's gooo!

As we mourn Baba Raila Amolo Odinga, let us mourn him in truth - setting records straight whenever they're twisted, and putting in place those who attempt to rewrite history. Baba did not raise cowards, neither did he run to hide in Kilimani whenever his leadership was needed.

Isn't this the same Amolo who was tortured like a thief yet he didn't steal? Is this not the Amolo who slept on neck-deep waters when other men slept with their wives like locust in the grass? Amoooolo! Amoooolo!

Most Reverend John Mbadi paused his sermon to ask parishioners a simple mathematical question; "If it took a former Budget Committee Chair more than five years to grasp basic investment concepts, how long will it take a Kolenyo Boda Boda rider?" Use σ = √( Σ(xᵢ – μ)² / N )

The elephant has started shaking on top of the tree.

This video is just 12mins long. It will save your life.

Party Leader Dr Oburu Oginga has finally removed his claws, asking the dissenting voices to give him room to work for the ODM membership, who are in need of unity of purpose right now. For more of this stamping of authority by the GenZ leader, see press and posters for details.

If you know you paid hecklers to go disrespect the Odinga family in Bondo today, Min Piny has reiterated that we have only one Party Leader, and anyone salivating at his seat should go play in the grass over there. This is the word of the servant of the Lord.

Here is the video of Kalonzo Musyoka giving Senator Moses Ronaldinho Kajwang a thumbs up, not knowing what was coming in the second half.

Barely one week after suffering humiliating defeat in the November 27th by-elections, disgraced one-term Mathira MP Rigathi Gachagua has been dealt another blow after watching US President Donald Trump ignore his bloviating wish-list. All our enemies are suffering.

Someone wake up Gachagua and remind him to pour cold water on burnt areas.

Lactating mothers coming to the registration centres will be given first priority in service, same to Persons With Disabilities, and the elderly. Luo Nyanza GenZ have abandoned vibes and inshallah; and are readying themselves for 2027.

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio: “We are not going to spend billions of dollars funding the NGO industrial complex while close and important partners like Kenya ... either have no role to play or have very little influence over how healthcare money is being spent.”

A sincere appreciation to the GenZ of Homa Bay for refusing to be distracted by the noise, and turning up in large numbers at their respective registration centres. Those who have been calling us Noisemakers Sans Frontières, will get our response at the ballot in 2027.