Hi @UPS_UK my package has now not been delivered for two days in a row?! Any ideas when it will be delivered? The “Your Driver is on the Way” messages are not accurate!

England play Ireland at Trent Bridge on 23rd September! View from Smith Cooper Stand row C Seat 29 is it will be a great craic! #ENGvNZ

Oi @ABAOpodcast not everyone has their @CV_Products Thick Skull case, so Episode 105 was a bit of a spoiler about the Secret free gift! I blame Nazgob for not being there to stop them

Hogwarts department of Anaesthesia: Dr Potter CT1 - From the moment he picked up a laryngoscope, he’s been told “Yer a gasser Harry”

Any anaesthetic consultants in the UK willing to share the rate of pay in their trusts for ‘acting down’ work (resident working covering trainee on call gaps?) Thank you for any help!

#buggeroffBoris

All hail the lettuce! #saladoverlord

I know what you're thinking, and yes, Truss' tenure did last less than Alastair Cook's combined career minutes batting in FC cricket

Road Space Comparison https://t.co/5rsOf8WOmq

A tip to avoid a Speed Awareness Course. Stay in a hotel hosting one, be among people who think they've suffered a miscarriage of justice like Barry George, the Birmingham Six, or Angela Cannings, then resolve to not be at an event with such insufferable twats by driving slower.

Average facilities for non tea/coffee drinkers at a conference. ⁦@zcmarriott⁩ is livid

Great game on the conferencing app for #ac2022 . Points awarded for networking.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI

Edmund Blackadder: Anaesthetist; a thread When you make up something about The sodium-potassium pump to mess with the surgeon

Most Star Wars fans don't actually seems to like Star Wars. See also: Doctor Who fans.

An 18G IV in the vein is infinitely more useful than a 14G IV in the sharps container

Comedy gold. I’m also so jealous. Driving one of these was all I wanted to do as a kid

What if, once a month (instead of grand rounds) we have a fight in the car park and everyone attends. Clinics/operations stop. Each specialty nominates someone. A fight club of sorts. This is my solution for improving morale.

ANYONE USING ULTRASOUND FOR AIRWAY ASSESSMENT? WE ARE. IF WE CAN FIT A CURVILINEAR PROBE IN YOUR MOUTH THEN EVEN AN ANAESTHETITS COULD INTUBATE YOU.

World begins unprecedented third attempt at 2020.