the feminine urge to steal other people’s babies

just getting some fuel to start my day @theneedledrop

Anyone can buy crypto from anywhere in the world at any time.

Wow. On abortion. Well said @PeteButtigieg Well said. #thankyou

Folks, we’re on day 2 of the ocean argument between @FeitsBarstool and @marty_mush. John is distraught.

Kevin Gates says he decided to lose weight after a baby tried to suck on his chest: "I had my shirt off and I was holding my patna's baby and his baby tried to suck my breast." https://t.co/q4T1Ju440X

For every RETWEET OF THIS TWEET we will donate $1 to @COGorg. Today is the last day to help us #KickChildhoodCancer. GO GO GO! 💛

This league is a damn joke! I just got fined $21k for this hit, I signed up to play football not two hand touch. Bullshit! I don’t give a damn about these soft rules protecting QBs. Im gonna play MY brand of football everytime I step on the field. SMH

I am teaching @FeitsBarstool how to gamble and this was his first lesson

The one and only Fabulous Flournoy is joining the Raptors' coaching staff after spending recent decades with Newcastle of the British Basketball League:

It takes a big man to admit his mistake, and I’m gigantic. I apologize to @stoolpresidente, @BarstoolBigCat and all others who were affected by my foolish guarantee. Not @marty_mush, though. He can kiss my ass.

For all your anonymous weather sources hit up our guy @marty_mush #CCK

Holy moly. I love you too Phil.

I promise not to do this to Greenland!

@AdamSchefter Folk’s it should be,,, open and Schutt

You cannot "own" land; All of it belongs to mother Earth. Who are we in our hubris to claim that Her bounty may be our possession alone? We did not create this world- this world created us and as such we cannot lay claim to its body. Get this fucking parking ticket out of my face

This toe tap belongs in the NFL 😨 (via @SpinUltimate)

This is a notable data point. Cannot argue that hosting tokenised stablecoins is a very valid usecase and market fit for the Ethereum network. One might even call it a growing moat in the competition with other platforms.

It's official! #DavaiMalcom