just getting some fuel to start my day @theneedledrop

STADIUM SERIES GOALIE FIGHT 😱

No @letterboxd wrapped? Why not

Fantasy basketball has my bench lookin like spaghettios

Can someone explain to me how we’re saving daylight here?

Putting in the unknown rookie for the goal line stuff touchdown and not letting your hardened vet RB1 who ran you down the entire field get the score is the most obvious Vegas call in the NFL

Red Bull commercials be like: "what if we made the ad stupid 𝙖𝙣𝙙 uncomfortable?"

Geico commercial writers be like: "yeah let's write the most unlikeable characters imaginable"

We made a few that did well so they’ll all do well right?

yeah no let’s keep making these the people definitely aren’t burnt out

Screw the AI bubble, we’re in a much more serious musician biopic bubble

Well that’s a bummer

“Can’t wait to see how many points Quentin Johnston got me tonight!”

Thanks for that phenomenal Vikings Eagles game analysis @SportsLine

I don’t like a restaurant where I gotta cook my own stuff because I don’t know how to do this shit that’s why I came to you

Ngl I love the Toronto Blue Jays

Between Haha You Clowns, Smiling Friends, and The Chair Company, it’s kind of peak adult swim vibes out there again

Welcome back Mac Jones

and Marcus Jones

this entire team has CTE except Drake Maye and Treveyon Henderson @Patriots

Nah, what I guess is a hot take is that this was super misplaced in what was otherwise a 10/10 ending. Dumb funny when all the preceding humor had been smart.