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♎️ 30+ Jukebox Jawn. Chaotic neutral Pixie artificer. Sims multiverse architect. I believe in magic ✨and a thing called love ❤️. 🧶🪴💨.
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The clutch says “You’re Magic”, and I just wanted to remind y’all of who you are/what you’re made of ✨
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If I hold your face like this, I would like you to displace my cervix and realign my spine.
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@FamilyKabs
I just need to know who hurt baby girl’s feelings cuz she was singing Como la Flor with her whole chest!
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@TheBaddestMitch
I once told somebody to “give people flowers while they can smell them” and she looked at me like I was speaking Lithuanian.
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@flow349
Thank you for being a fence between her, her child, and the dangers they’ve been facing.
Thank you for being a walking example of what “Protect Black Women” means.
Thank you for not just being a keyboard warrior.
Thank you, King. Just...thank you.
Also, what’s the cashapp?
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@BoudoirMadam
Because why would we go up for a country that doesn’t go up for us?
From an American perspective, it seems that other areas of the diaspora proudly hold onto their Blackness, but America does everything it can to erase ours (and our humanity in general).
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It’s officially my last year in my 30s, and I must say that I am a fine wine.
I’m getting better with time.
Cashapp is $msjasmine9 if you wanna fund some bday drinks or whatever 😝
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@chrissy_kreme10
@MissZindzi
Same, and it breaks my heart that others don’t know what that feels like.
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@youreallmad
@halfadams
Comprehension isn’t your strong suit, huh? 6 years is “the better part of a decade”.
Just say you’re racist and go.
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Him: “How did you sleep?” “Did you eat?” “Glad you’re home safe?” “Woman...”
Me:
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I really hate that some of us don’t see ourselves the way the people who love us do.
We overthink and nitpick at ourselves, but the ones who love us (truly) see us for who we really are.
One day, I hope we can all stand firm in the fact that we are beautiful.
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I love that if
@aimeecarrero
does nothing else, homegirl is gonna slay a look. She has served every. single.
@CriticalRole
appearance.
Also…the offhand Tyler Perry joke? Perfect.
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@TheGreatIsNate
@H_Baeee
“You can’t be no legend and you five fuckin years old!”, Brandy tryna big sister from behind Ms Jenifer’s head, and the subsequent “Damn” takes me out every time!
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@BoudoirMadam
Also, as we have seen repeatedly throughout history, America is a petulant teenager with horrible acne who cakes on makeup to cover up its flaws. But since we’re from here, we know how ugly the country really is.
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@chrissyteigen
I really don't appreciate you putting all of the bad bitches against each other in this way, Chrissy.
Tortellini.
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@Brit_Speaks
@FamilyKabs
It was the “no, daddy. Let’s go, you’re singing it wrong” for me Lmaoooo
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Memories...
Back when the bang was bayanging and the thighs were thighing
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This isn’t “a lot” of product, but I sent out my first orders and I’m really trying not to cry about it.
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@ItsGorillaMama
I know I’m tardy to the party, but can I still get in?
All pieces are from Adore Me. 😍🥰
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I’m officially 37, y’all 🎉
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Dear Black Men,
You are valued. You are important. You are the standard for which the rest of humanity is based. Please remember who you are, and keep yourself safe out here. You are necessary and we appreciate you.
Love,
Jas.
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@long_legliteskn
It taught me that I was always wrong, incapable of making decisions, and that mistakes were justification for extreme punishment (because my parents would beat me for things that weren't worth that kind of energy).
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@KarlousM
It wasn’t blackface. They were wearing mud masks. I’ve seen this episode a million times and there is no blackface.
Hulu pulled the episode knowing that there would be people who had never seen it and would clap for their performative “work”.
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Y’all.
My crush wrote me a poem, recorded himself reading it to me, and dropped that jawn in my messages like it was nothing.
It’s only right that I start drafting my wedding vows to him, right?!
Ok, maybe that’s too much.
I’ll write him a poem instead.
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Sorry not sorry for all the pics today but I’m feeling myself in all my basic-ness.
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@_slimarella_
@hottttoddie
Also, changing “if [insert thing] happens” to “when [insert thing] happens” will make things line up expeditiously.
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There is strength and freedom in vulnerability and don’t let nobody discuss you out of it.
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@HoodHealer
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@FUCCl
@not__bianca
Them surrounding her to protect her made my grinch heart grow three sizes.
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Happy Birthday to Fran, who consistently snatches edges but now has upgraded to stomping on our necks.
birthday sippin’ 🎉
thanks to my amazing makeup artist
@delinamedhin
& photographer
@IslandBoiPhotog
for making this shoot so special!
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@youngsinick
It’s not about money for me, but more so about the inner work that I’ve been putting off because “I’ve got time to figure it out”. The plague has reminded me that I don’t have time to play around with my growth/healing. So I apply pressure to keep me going.
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@ohyesitseve
Female by itself is dehumanizing.
A female sheep is a ewe. A female pig is a sow. A female horse is called a mare. A female human is a woman.
Also, people who call women “females” typically use it in place of “bitches”, and I’d rather you just say bitch w/ your whole chest.
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To all the dark skinned people on the timeline....
How does it feel to be God’s favorite?
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@delaneypv15
Read. Crochet. Travel to sun soaked areas near the water. Laugh with my lover. Learn to bake stuff I’ve seen on The Great Bristish Baking Show. Adopt a dog. Learn languages. Tend to my gardens.
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You had to be there.
Wait what😳😱
#GETURFREAKON
is 20 YEARS OLD 2day?🎂🎉 This is still 20 YEARS AHEAD! I stand 10 toes down🦶🏽🦶🏽Nothing like this song since! Ayyye!🙌🏾 if you ever danced to it tag me!
#HappyGetUrFreakOn
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If you’re Black, 30+, and don’t know who Project Pat is, you aren’t eligible for the Friends & Family discount.
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@nottydesignss
You said “singles” which leads me to believe this is about relationship and uh…I need a bag to not fumble before I can worry about not fumbling it lmaooo
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@Felonious_munk
My tardy submissions for
#blackloveday
. Five years down, I think I'll keep him for a couple more years. 😍😉
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So...I told him about how when I went out last weekend, my cousin's bestie rubbed my head & I realized how intimate the act is. He replied:
"FYI, next nigga you let rub ya head betta be newsworthy..Cause that’s where his ass gone end up 😂😂🤣🤣..but real shit tho"
Am I cuffed?
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May all the Black people of the world get home safe to their loved ones.
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Do you know what today is?
It’s my parents’ 38th wedding anniversary!!! 🎉😁
From crushing on each other in the projects to traveling the world, owning property, raising a family, and being a demonstration of what it takes to stay faithful in a room full of hoes. ❤️☺️
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I’m approaching this EWF/Isley Brothers
#verzuz
with the same energy I approached Jill & Erykah.
EYE am the winner for being alive in a time when I can watch my legendary faves play and sing along to their hits...live...ON CURTIS MAYFIELD’S INTERNET!
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2017. 2020.
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I need you, yo mama, and yo cousin, too, to wish my baby sister
@NinaSnow00
a HAPPY MUTHAEFFIN BDAY!!! 🥳🎂
I won’t write a soliloquy about her because there aren’t enough words to express how much she means to me. I love you to life
#3
, and may 33 be your best year yet!! 🥰😘
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When men tell me I’m intimidating, I automatically assume that’s their way of saying “I’m scared to deal with you because I know you love yourself and will not think twice about holding me accountable for my fuckshit”.
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@MissSassbox
That’s exactly why these revisionists are looking to remove any semblance of the truth from schools. They don’t want MeMaw and Poppy getting the “this you?” treatment.
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Front and back.
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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When you’re friends with a creative who lets you play in their work. 🥰
👗 & 📸:
@Siyeda_Shameles
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Ended a 6 year toxic/abusive relationship with a fuckboy & I've begun rebuilding positive and healthy relationships with the people around me and (most importantly) myself.
Celebrate yourself. What’s a major accomplishment you unlocked and achieved in 2018?
#ABGAsks
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I don’t care that unemployed people are getting the extra 600 right now. I’m glad for them, actually.
However, I AM upset that the government and employers have demonstrated how “heroic” they think essential workers are by not giving us hazard pay.
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@crissles
I found high quality hair for a low quality price.
That isn't what you meant, is it?
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Friendly reminder: Ms Sullivan said she pays his rent cuz he puts it down. 98% of y’all aren’t making women orgasm, which means you are NOT putting it down. You’re barely putting it in.
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I can already tell I’m gonna take way more pics/vids of myself.
Now I see why these hedonistic mens be out here sending fresh cut pics.
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I guess I should let you know I have nothing to promote.
I am just a regular, analog, down to Mars girl in an extra digital dumpster fire of a world.
I tweet what I want, when I want, and keep it cute. If you follow me, I expect you to as well.
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Once upon a time and I heard that I was ugly.
Came from a bitch who n1gga tryna fuck on me.
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Sis.
You knew he was a good man when you had him, but you left, came back, cheated & got pregnant, had someone else’s baby, then left again.
But you wanna be mad cuz he recognizes the Queen in somebody else and is moving on.
YOU SHOULDA TREATED HIM RIGHT WHEN YOU HAD HIM!!!
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@pholanthropist
Cherry picking at its finest, cuz NUMEROUS species are monogamous. Penguins. Foxes. Golden eagles. Orca. Just to name a few.
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Watching him drive.
Grocery shopping.
The way his eyes squint and his brow furrows when he’s focused on figuring something out.
When he communicates effectively.
When he’s a man of his word.
When he’s inquisitive, but not in an intrusive way.
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People with full lips, how does it feel to be an elite human?
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@Muh_York_Knicks
@SydDivineTarot
9H Virgo Mercury gang!
For me, it means that I have a “words mean things, and I chose the ones I did for a reason” energy, combined with “you asked, so I answered with the truth”.
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@JinkiesShan
@Just_Fella
@Gifted_Gab
@ShelbyLeiqh_
Yes. I mean, they didn’t even hide the metaphor because they’re dancing and partying with a bunch of white girls against a backdrop of Times Square in the video.
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@_hollaa
No.
We don’t have to have deep conversations every day, but just a “hey babe, hope you’re having a good day” or “I ain’t want shit, I just wanted you to know I was thinking about you” will suffice.
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@QuitaOnTheBeat
@GumptionRaw
The exec who thought of this needs a raise.
I definitely went exactly where they wanted me to go with that visual.
And I ain't mad at it.
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If you aren’t gonna masturbate to the 🔥 pics I send you, then what’s the point of me sending them?
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(Mini thread)
The videos say it all, but long story short...
For the past two days I have been wearing a Black Lives Matter mask at work. Today, I added Breonna Taylor’s name. Also today, I was given the choice to change my mask or go home.
Guess which option I chose. ✊🏾
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If you missed it, you missed it. 😂😂
But Daniel’s medical stories were the first hints that he was meant to help and heal people with his words as well as deeds.
I was quite literally just doing my job. It was still pretty awesome. No I will not show you my medical license 😹
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@anioti
@MoonbaeGoddess
If I do that while I ride him, I’m finna devour that man’s soul. 🤣🤣😭😭
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@Ms__TeacherLady
My brother works for Wawa and said that new employees can get a bonus of up to $800 bucks - 500 for getting hired, and 300 for getting the vaccine.
My job (Whole Foods) only has part time seasonal positions open...as if that’s gonna pay bills & give insurance. 😣
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Yes, I put on makeup just to sit in my room and crochet 🧶. It’s called self care
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My work wife said I look effortlessly fly today, so I thought I’d share a (recent and) rare full body today.
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@Luvvie
My thumb is more yellow than green, but I have managed to keep a spider plant alive for the past year.
His name is Varys, in case you were wondering.
You probably weren’t wondering, but I figured you’d enjoy learning that info.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but just because someone speaks on a painful experience, it doesn’t always mean they are still living in that painful space.
We can’t say we’ve fully grown from that place of pain until we can reference it like a news article about our life.
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Was going through my photo roll and had to come back for this.
I’m kinda cute sometimes. 🥰
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@NotChayyslayys
I learned the hard way. My well was dry, girl. 🥺🥺😓 Once I left, I vowed I would never again let that happen. 💯
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@the_bee87
I'm late af to seeing this, but making these black men smile when the world is trying to bring them down is my favorite thing.
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