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Retired US Marine. PHAEVERS® Owner @phaeversbrand

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@therealsamad_
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When you follow back, and they DM you. 😒
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@Carolinas_94 This is why I don’t understand why police will disturb people who sleep in their cars; it’s made to do that!!!
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@LRNROSE How he looked at the daycare when he arrived. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@lilduval That’s why this lady said what she said.
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@Vlrally @averagetitties Keep playing with these people that make your food.
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@omeretta4l @SayPrettyPeach They are not his friends.
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@Less_HumbleTeej The defense attorney was and is trying to make the witness seem like “angry” people that simply hated police; vice people that didn’t like seeing someone killed in front of them. This trial is ridiculous because everything is on video, and you can hear what’s already been said.
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@therealsamad_
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@Getthebagcoach Future implied he’d get Ciara back in “Jumpman,” and just ended up with more kids by other women.
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@ABC7NY That’s a deployment.
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@ItsOnly1Lisa I still see people use public restroom stalls, come out and not wash their hands.
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@therealsamad_
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@BENBALLER @JackFrosty85 Me after one of these guys hit my car.
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@therealsamad_
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This is why 50 Cent don’t mess with Diddy.
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I still don’t understand the 50 & Diddy beef lol
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@therealsamad_
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@SuckafreeKurt This really means Black people who don’t conform to average Black stereotypes. However, most of those stereotypes didn’t come from Black people, they came from other races; also, they’re continuously perpetuated by the media, other races, and unfortunately black people.
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@therealsamad_
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@janelle_irie It’s been around since the beginning of time, and is legal in some states. It only becomes an issue when it’s nonconsensual and ventures into sex trafficking, abuse and pedafiles. The government only cares about exchanges of money that can’t be or hard to tax.
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@markeetamescudi I had to read this a couple of times, and I’m still perplexed. 🧐🤨🤔
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@RuChiOhu @NotSoNewlywedPC Said her lack of professionalism stops deals before they get started.
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@therealsamad_
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@30SecFights @Losman_One He was like boom!!!
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@HNICBrian @iSTILLpeeondick That punch line was fire. 👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥
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@TommyRealNiggga After all that drinking.
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@xluvrie Remember ladies are always first.
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@Biddy_Baby @PrincessXLoveee I was told you should always be nice to the people that make or bring you your food.
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@2RBoSi I have a friend that did exactly that. When they wanted him back in the office, he quit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@balleralert 😂😂😂😂
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@LustforLo People in the crowd like...
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@Complex How quickly they forget. #TheJackson5
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@Wa_ThepubEnemy Women have to go through a lot.
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@youngnishaa A break means you’re breaking up in my book.
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@kyndaljc @ashleysweeet Social media and texting would make me cautious of chasing anyone. Someone that you really like may embarrass you for clout.
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@AsianTing__ Rihanna. Period.
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@60404 He’ll grown up to be like 50.
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@ShannonSharpe I don’t know the whole story, but this part raised my blood pressure: After the cop calls him “boy,” that same cop says “come talk to me like a man.” The guy never raises is voice, and the cop loses it the entire time. Priceless.
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@BlocBoy_JB I didn’t think this was going to end well.
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@ThePopData 64 years!!!!!!
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@AshleyShyMiller @Jordan_Elise This one. It had so many twists and turns. All these people needed a lot of therapy.
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@KillSadAshton At first I was mad at the teacher, but we fire teachers for getting involved in school fights. If someone calls the cops, then people will say the cops did something wrong when they put their hands on him. Thus, sadly, it is what it is.
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@_Jalaaah Cancers pay attention to details, even when you think we’re not. ♋️
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@BigYemzo Yet, another driving distraction for people who can barely drive on a clear day. 🙄
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@OneSixSlime This is a made for TV Movie. 😂😂😂😂😂
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@yalljust_myfans @packrat220 Every time I go grocery shopping, it seems to be over $100 lately; no matter what I buy. I’m sick of it!
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@naouma_ Can’t be introverted or too extroverted. You really can’t win. Either your crazy for being quite. Abrasive, hard to work with, or intimidating if you’re too loud. Can’t win.
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@kandhiee First thought
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@deep_dab I blame the principal as well. It’s graduation not a legal proceeding.
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@maarymtz_ Being free to walk without harassment is something people take for granted.
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@pastormelech He was about to start cussin’ and realized where he was.
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@MoorInformation Jury found Du guilty of voluntary manslaughter, an offense that carries a maximum prison sentence of 16 years. Jury recommended the max sentence. However, the judge, Joyce Karlin, didn’t accept the jury's sentencing recommendation & instead sentenced Du to 5 years of probation.
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@TheReal_TWill Underrated tweet.
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@Robfrfr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@WhattUpJT Imagine if there was the internet, camera phones and social media.
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@Gdontcare_ @DrinksandDILDOS Possibly. Cannot confirm, nor deny.
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I saw Ray Allen trending and got scared.
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@BeholdALady COVID-19 at the party like...
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@FirstGentleman Take this as a lesson and handle your business before the music.
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@JayZOverrted I don’t understand why men want to be intimately involved with children. I don’t even want a grown woman that remotely looks like a child. It must be a sickness.
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@Ohhemz_ People play too much.
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@TerrenceRoshad He’s his own security. Also, in some states felons can own firearms legally.
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@AnujSha113 Sad times.
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@SONNY8210 None of them could throw a decent punch. That initial hit with the nunchucks was classic. However, the slam that ended up as a choke hold took the points for the round; style and complexity gets a thumbs up. 👍🏾
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@afkMAXXX It’s all about connecting with the right people, marketing and advertising yourself.
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@Alwayz_Winning Most people who are at work are just going through the motions the week between Christmas and New Years. Maybe even until after the MLK holiday.
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@ANlMESUCKS @dontgive_adamn Drink 13 shots of Patron and wake up like this
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@adorexcarlita The only bad thing with being dependent on one source of income for all the bills, is if that person becomes sick or dies your stuck trying to figure it out on your own. Keep your bills and debt manageable, so it doesn’t cause greater issues; if they occur.
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@808snCarShakess He was like
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@ComplexSports He was like...
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@Chugram_ 🙅🏽‍♂️
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@jahqnasty @jlesag No. No. No. It had its time for a reason.
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@6LACK R Kelly’s guilty, the family, the friends, and everyone that enables R Kelly is guilty. Especially the families that knew he was a predator, gave him access to their kids, but looked past it for the possible stardom of their kids. Amazing #SurvivingRKelly
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@4141steph They never want to give the backstory when they don’t like who’s in the narrative.
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@thereald0nny Thank goodness for camera phones.
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@jdbuyshouses No. Apartments are repaired by the landlord. Houses are repaired by the owner. When your HVAC goes up in the middle of winter, and you have to drop that 10K or more to fix it you’ll wish you rented.
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@NateIsBack2 Here for the comments
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@moneyymaya @cocoachanel__ My first thought on travel is to always have a way back home, that you control.
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@shabba6rankss Not funny. People can die for less.
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Add this to the list. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Stephen A. Smith says he wants to be remembered as the “greatest television talent in history.” What’s your favorite moment from the living legend? 😂
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@PBS_Impulse9 Sounds like a standard room.
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@TiPassie Black people, in general, are way more conservative than people will admit.
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@TWINGATEZ 45 minutes is around the corner in the DMV area (DC, Maryland & Virginia). Depending on traffic. 10 miles can turn into two hours in the blink of an eye.
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@bomani_jones If I remember correctly, Ron Harper started, Kerr didn’t.
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@malxxha Not the most effective way of preventing pregnancy, but we’ve all gambled once or more.
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@shongables @CAU @cbs46 How did these charges get swept under the rug? It sounds like he should’ve already been in prison. Must of happened before 18, or he has friends in the system.
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@fashaw_34 Where’s @TheJoeySwoll when you need him 😒
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@pamyitbr @matic3x A little scary for some reason
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@VersaceBoyEnt2 @x__nunu__ You can’t pay a mortgage and find this funny.
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@pinatafarms That girl after he hung up. 🤣
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