‼️‼️If you CANNOT use chopsticks we simply cannot be friends, you WILL be a LIABILITY at hot pot and we CANNOT have that ‼️‼️

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so the dictator from venezuela is going to the same jail as diddy and luigi like is this a reality show jail

why are you sad,, Ancient Monkey ? (╯︵╰,) it’s ok we all feel like that sometimes…..

bro I keep getting ads for the shit Chinese people have been doing for 2000 years - put that white pro athlete away, we have guasha at home

We were blessed with two years of Brat but now we’re about to enter the full power of the musical genius that is @charli_xcx — House featuring John Cale and Chains of Love are sooooo good

You don’t understand, I Need the Balu Brigada cover of Oblivion by Grimes on Spotify rn 😭😭😭

Only in California will you be they/them’ed correctly while the speaker is being racist to your face

some friends allow you to unfold fully in their presence; this is a gift for becoming

Zohran is living proof that some speech and debate kids do turn out to use their powers for good

Reject imposter syndrome. Re: structural barriers — “if they wanted to keep us out they should’ve barred the doors better.” We have just come into possession of a battering ram.

if you read stephen king chronologically you can pinpoint the exact moment he quit booze and made cocaine his weapon of choice

Westlaw's AI research tool is not very smart or very accurate, but consider: It is also very slow.

I read somewhere (I think @sighswoon's IG) that the goal of self-expression is not to win people over but to find your people—and that's changed everything for me

about to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

if people aren’t a little bit surprised you work in STEM you need to get hotter

Nice pattern recognition. Would be a shame if it were a self-fulfilling prophecy instead

I served on a jury once where it was obvious the guy was guilty on most counts. But on one count, myself and another juror thought the prosecution didn’t meet the standard. We convinced the others by pointing out that it’s vital for the government to prove the charges it makes.

free career tip: be so competent they forget you’re unmanageable

This is the stuff I want to read when I'm two hours deep in LexisNexis on a tangential issue I'm not even positive is related to my case anymore but feel like I'm getting reeeally close