Laugh away the pain! LAUGH AWAY THE PAIN. !!!.

RT @DarrigoMelanie: Empathy and learning to read.

The heat index today is 102 lmao.

I wish I were making this up.

Today at a pro se trial for leaving a dog in a hot car for over an hour, the defendant ended her testimony with, "And I'm worried because I've been waiting for my case to get called for two hours, and my dog's in my car at the parking deck right now.".

I have a pen hoarding addiction that only manifests at work.

I wonder if I am the mortal enemy of the prosecutor who is my mortal enemy this month.

My hypothetical kids won't believe me when I tell them we used to go to Walmart at 2 in the morning when we were bored in high school.

The way I would've told him not to come into the fucking courtroom?? lmao.

I was once in the same courtroom as a drug possession bench trial, and during docket call, the client stood up with his attorney wearing a shirt with a giant marijuana leaf on it LOL.

RT @thehandsomezach: I also have a job where I yap all day and I will be the first to tell you I will not be practicing law at 65.

Two attorneys who hate each other trying to negotiate a plea:

A girl can't even have hobbies these days, sheesh.

Why write this motion today when I could write it in a panic, four hours before it's due?.

Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?.

RT @ItsMattsLaw:

I truly hate my job on days like this.

Ugh. My client got down to one misdemeanor from felonies, except it doesn't even matter because ICE already picked him up.

They will have to pry me off SAVE. Yall put me here without asking and I will be staying here until the very last day it exists. I'll never be able to pay the loans back anyway, so go ahead and throw more interest on, whatevs lol.

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