Carly Incontro
@carlyincontro
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Joined February 2009
remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional.
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it’s crazy he killed one person, made sure no one else got hurt, and did it for a cause that’s harming pretty much everyone in our country unless you’re rich. why is he a terrorist but kyle rittenhouse is not he fully fired on a crowd of people and gets praised by trumpies? loser.
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no but like how do i personally still be a part of the world health organization bc i didn’t vote for that.
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the kind of petty i aspire to be.
After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.
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but how come the people saying breonna taylors bf shouldnt have shot in the first place . are the same ppl who want to be able to own a gun in their home for this exact reason ????????? bc u get scared that someone may break in and u can defend urself?? huhhh????.
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the bachelorette but it’s just me and 20 men who look like harry styles.
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i’ve seen comments that say i have a single girl glow . bitch that’s cuz my tears have been hydrating my face for the past two months but thank u.
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pretty annoyed that no one is overwhelmingly in love w me.
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i’ve watched brittany broski meet harry 43 times and counting.
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i got drunk last night and stole a nespresso machine from todd’s house and put it into david’s car i’m not sure what my game plan was considering i already have one but i’m sorry todd.
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me: *apologizes for no reason*. person: u don’t need to apologize, u didn’t do anything. me: ur right i’m sorry.
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i got in my car and my maps notifications said “10 minutes to work” and i was like ?? so i clicked it and it was directions to david’s house HAHA.
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idk if people really understand that this prison doesn’t let anyone talk to their families EVER again. They get 10 mins a week to walk around. They don’t go outside. They’re there forever in packed cells with one toilet. they can’t figure it out???????.
The Supreme Court Chief Justice has paused a court order requiring the U.S. to bring back Kilmar Abrego Garcia — a Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador by the Trump administration.
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the only reason i wanted to be verified on IG was to DM harry styles here goes nothing.
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does anyone else feel. not depressed but feels like no emotion ever ??? not happy / not sad just kinda blank??? no motivation no creativity no want to do anything rly ? what is that.
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i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine i will not let a boy ruin my skincare routine.
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do i chop my hair and dye it black or should i just schedule another therapy appointment.
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how do i get in shape without working out or eating good.
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chill my gfs on this app.
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if u hear about a black man being shot/killed by police and your thought is 'what were they doing tho?' just remember most (if not, all) mass shooting in america are done by a white man and almost every single one has been put into a cop car unless they died by suicide on scene.
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imagine being david who can’t be a citizen but pays prob millions in taxes every year and our own actual president doesn’t pay a cent lol make it make sense.
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*me crying*. david: how many tears you have left in you? you should make that tiktok crying while dancing to mariah carey.
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imagine if the older generation didn’t watch the news and instead watched actual footage of the people that are actually protesting and seeing what’s ACTUALLY going on.
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if. to this day. you still say "all lives matter" . you have to 100% be scrolling thru social media w ur eyes closed thats the only logical answer i can think of.
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so now we can deport people because of differing opinions? i thought yall liked free speech?? don’t you love america bc we have the right to have our own opinions?? this is genuinely scary for my anxious ass.
An immigration judge has ruled that Columbia University graduate student Mahmoud Khalil can be deported following pro-Palestine protests.
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lol david said he’s nervous to go live on twitch nervous for WHAT to make my entire bank account in an hour ???????????.
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next time i need to call 911 i’ll just call jeff instead lmao.
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if one more person comments that i need a nose job i’m going to get one but i’m gunna make my nose HUGE just to make u mad.
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i literally feel like a sim just waiting to eat pee shower and sleep and that is it.
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*shows my back x-ray w terrible scoliosis*. me: ya i am a woman with curves.
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person: how did u get a tesla??. me: i worked very hard and then my friend bought it.
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gunna hire a full time photographer who only uses disposable cameras
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i’ve been shipped w so many of our friends the past 2 months i am pregnant now thanks guys.
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why on earth would taylor release an album all about love when she knows i’m going through a hard time ?????.
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being 28 is weird bc i still like going out until 3 AM with my friends multiple nights a week but i also get heart palpitations when i see a nice candle.
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the corona virus mutated like 8 times at that sway party.
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*has eaten nothing but fast food the past week and a half*. *sees ice cream in my freezer*. me: i deserve this.
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should i DM donald trump jr and try to flirt and see what happens.
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im ALL for not allowing trump to have a voice on social media but i’m LOLLLLin at the fact that spotify banned him like are they afraid he’s gunna drop some music ?????.
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this thread is genuinely just a playlist of what david plays in the car when we go out.
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time for COVID to GOVID. ha hahah ha hahahahaha hahaah ha ha ha ha hahhah i’m unwell.
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im 28 and just spent $40 at claires just had to get that off my chest.
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putting a tariff on hanging out. u wanna hang? that’s 30%. you wanna hang out at NIGHT?? 45%.
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when david starts including jasons kids in his vlogs
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when i see a text notification from matt before noon on a saturday i already start looking for zane.
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so desperate to hang out w my friends that i’m listening to views.
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HI SISTERSSSS.
RT to be the next video's SISTER SHOUTOUT!. MAKEUP RELAY RACE ft. THE VLOG SQUAD IS NOW LIVE! Who's ready to race? 😬
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did kim kardashian west just change my entire life.
Put them on a plate then in the microwave for 30 seconds and it will change your life! Melted on the inside and crunch on the outside.
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"i did laundry all by myself natalie! i could have gotten hurt!" - david of course.
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sit alone with my thoughts??? in THIS economy ??????.
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another day another birth control pill taken w wine.
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david: you’re SO sunburned. wow you look like ironman.
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if i did reality house i think my biggest and only stressor would be not having my own room to sleep in.
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does anyone else like to sleep in a sweatshirt once in a while bc it feels. so. comforting ???.
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i . .
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can anyone logically explain how those people just walked out of the capitol building like they were leaving an event??? how were they not arrested on the spot??? i would think it’s safe to assume breaking into the capital building breaks many federal laws ??.
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you look. exactly like me and corinna combined im. i. ? what does this mean
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wait so after covid are kids gunna have to do school online when they get snow days instead of a day off OMG this is stressing me out and i’m 29.
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@shanedawson @Ryland_Adams ok. but r u editing the jeffree series??? JUST KIDDING OBVIOUSLY CONGRATS!!!.
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me zane and heath look different
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cant wait for david to get kylies skincare PR package so i can take it.
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this is a real tweet im sorry how do people like him as a person this is a huge reason i love my friends no one is like this even the ones that are rich af AND GOT TESLAS AND G WAGONS OK HONEY ok but seriously what a douche
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i’m not very smart but one thing i do know for a FACT is that even the paparazzi team bryce.
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omg how r people even comfortable i literally go to target w a mask on and i’m like i have it now.
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can every single person reading this right now PLS text 50409 and type “RESIST” to save net neutrality ?? unless u wanna pay for everything u use on the internet and prob won’t be able to use some of ur fav websites like youtube / netflix unless u pay extra . takes 1 min.
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u ever just wanna prepare ur therapist beforehand like listen u gunna HEAR it tomorrow.
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bro u had 4 years to do this lol.
We will have Healthcare which is FAR BETTER than ObamaCare, at a FAR LOWER COST - BIG PREMIUM REDUCTION. PEOPLE WITH PRE EXISTING CONDITIONS WILL BE PROTECTED AT AN EVEN HIGHER LEVEL THAN NOW. HIGHLY UNPOPULAR AND UNFAIR INDIVIDUAL MANDATE ALREADY TERMINATED. YOU’RE WELCOME!.
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just watched and HOUR LONG video of vlogs best moments and i’m crying lmao i truly miss that weird ass chaos.
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imagine being so stupid u storm the capitol building bc of your delusional political beliefs but now you’re arrested and can’t even vote now lmao.
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when ur car gets stolen but u have vlog squad insurance
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i just bought my first home and realized the refrigerator makes CRUSHED ICE i’m SCREEAMINGNGNGGN.
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so ur telling me if some people had scientists, doctors, epidemiologists, people who have dedicated their entire adult lives to research give u info u won’t believe them bc a group of ppl with no background in any of those tell them otherwise ??? this is a big ol problem.
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if i posted a nighttime routine on youtube it would just be me scrubbing my face rly quick and then watching tiktok for 6 hours.
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i guess i need a nintendo switch but they are out everywhere help.
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can we get a livestream pls.
Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming
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person: use "i" statements to take ownership for your feelings rather than implying that they are caused by another person. me: i think u suck.
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bruce just said “wow that asshole in the G wagon” as it zoomed by and it was zane HHAAHAH.
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i went to forever 21 by myself and ended up at a trump dance party w david and alex on accident
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well good thing i just ordered my next three months of birth control just incase it gets banned or something lol idk.
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