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design, tech, and no-chill commentary ⟡ mom, girlfriend, friend, daughter, manager (or your personal nemesis) ⟡ ex @ProductHunt @AngelList @deezer ⟡ ⵣ

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i do not comprehend how i managed to be so productive at work this past month. turns out being enabled by the right people quadruples your energy.
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new theory: parents become writers during the first few months of their baby's life because what else are you supposed to do when your baby is napping?.
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9 days
today i shared the first chapter of the book i’m writing with someone. it felt like doing a design presentation but a thousand times more stressful. at least no PMs were involved.
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9 days
replaced the wheels on my desk chair with those smooth, silent rollerblade ones. amazing upgrade. until the chair silently slides away without you noticing. and you sit down directly into the void.
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12 days
un jour je vous raconterai comment les impôts ont saisi 7 700€ sur nos comptes et salaires pour une dette de 4 400€ en taxes salariales… alors qu’on n’a pas de salariés. et pas d’entreprise non plus. mais je vais attendre qu’on récupère le fric.
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16 days
just wondering if i got sick right before the weekend because:.a. i had pasta yesterday.b. i let my one-year-old put her fingers in my mouth because she wanted to touch my teeth.
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16 days
y'all convinced me that i should create completely unhinged vibe coded demos with as many animations and effects as possible. the weekend is starting and i have a life so it'll have to wait but thanks for the inspiration.
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16 days
when you check if it's pixel perfect
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16 days
praying to the mute gods. happy friday everyone.
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17 days
the original tweet said “could be implemented,” not “should be shipped.”.but i guess nuance doesn’t render if you just scan through words. and again, none of you have answered the question: .how do we make you happy? .what do you want from designers?.
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17 days
oh i didn't mean to upset you guys 🥲.
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17 days
10 jours après une erreur de saisie et les impôts refusent de nous répondre, franchement, top. Il paraît qu'on va nous rendre les sous mais personne ne veut nous le dire officiellement.
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Julie
17 days
*shares mockup with eng team*.“this fancy design is impossible to implement”. *shares vibe-coded demo to show how it could be implemented*.“i wouldn’t have coded it like that”. what do you want from us? .TELL US. HOW CAN WE MAKE YOU HAPPY??.
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18 days
I'll book a bed on the beach for myself and Claude, and we'll work from there if y'all don't mind.
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19 days
friendly reminder that claude is french, so although the models remain constant, expect "lazier" results during july and august just like last year. no this isnt a joke.
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19 days
early-stage isn’t for everyone. it’s for people who are fine being called all the names and wearing all the hats. these people will be the reason you survive.
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19 days
“disorganized” for skipping the classic playbooks and processes.“crazy” for believing you can actually pull it off before your seed runs out.
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19 days
they need people who give a damn so much they don’t care when they’re called:.“difficult” for questioning bad solutions.“stupid” for asking to fill knowledge gaps.“problematic” for pointing out problems.
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Julie
19 days
early-stage startups don’t need people who blindly follow the lead. they don’t even need the smartest people.
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20 days
new favorite song: Golden from Kpop demon hunters. btw the movie is great and if you're too "intellectual" to watch it i'm sorry your life sucks.
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3 months
Day 9. Still there. We now have a favorite song (APT. By Rosé) and we are learning to not eat books.
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