Chris
@iamchriscorooo
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U ever got inside jokes with yourself or is that schizophrenia.
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Stop abbreviating shit, bro said “dyktmm?” . mf do I know the muffin man?.
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y’all be FCKN & don’t kiss? how the fck y’all start sex. a handshake ?.
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I miss skipping school. Calling out of work is too serious.
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“wYd oN vAleNtiNes dAy” . Going to work bro it's Wednesday.
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Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is.
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That lil fake chilling session before fcking is unnecessary.
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one minute ur a teenager and the next ur a 25 year old senior citizen.
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I remember I tried meal prepping one time and I ate all 5 meals in one day.
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Bank account nice and empty, starting the new year on a clean slate.
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She’s your girl but yes you still have to ask her to be your valentine bro.
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My flag is not green or red. It's white. I give up. 🏳️ . leave me alone.
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Almost time for the 🚩🚩🚩 birthdays . August .September.October .November.December.
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"are u ok" . yea but can we change the topic before i cry.
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i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothings on your mind lol.
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Marrying the RIGHT person is more important than being married before 30.
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normalize lying to people who ask too much about your private life.
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She's a 10 but she rewatches shows 3 times bc she has attachment issues.
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"u attract what u fear" AHHHH a healthy relationship that last forever so scaryyyy.
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That era when u dropped ya phone and the battery flew out was just crazy.
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Them : do alcoholics run in your family . Me : no they drive.
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iPhone photos will make a lil movie of the worst month of ur life without permission.
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bills: paid.bank account: empty.workin: again.adulting: terrible.yee: haw.
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in the gym with my brightness all the way down looking up how to do the exercises.
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I always see old couples and just wonder how many times they forgave each other.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm.
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it does NOT take 5-6 years to determine if that's the girl you want marry.
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Self care is canceled we putting alcohol in slushees and actin out.
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I just wanna get rich the way y'all get pregnant. unplanned and fast.
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I cannot believe we the new adults fr…I still drink capri suns.
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The world so broke you don’t even find random money on the ground anymore.
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at this age if I tell you I do not care please believe me.
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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.
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I am so bad at Christmas shopping i be like one for u and one for me.
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Girl, whatever u going through right now, as long as u not pregnant, u gonna be fine.
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Adulting is not doing anything on a Friday night cause you worked all week long and you’re tired.
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“you let your pet sleep with you” . i’d let that mf represent me in court.
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You delete someones number and here come Apple. Maybe: My Baby.
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If you're single stay single, people out here apologizing for taking a nap.
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I thought my mom was STRICT . But watching this generation, she SAVED MY LIFE.
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YES communication is important, but your tone in communication is most important.
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That hour we lost was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
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My playlist is bipolar. We either inlove, depressed or gangmembers.
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I gotta marry someone with a cool family. Im tryna get lit wit my in-laws.
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It does NOT take 5-6 years to determine if that’s the woman you want marry.
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Having your phone on silent is all fun and games until you can't find it.
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The depression wore off, . my ego coming back y'all are fcked.
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So many ppl got "444" tatted on them & Wendy’s not even that good. .
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If ur gonna quit anything this yr, quit being a dumb ass bitch.
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A man never forgets a woman that was good to him even if he wasn’t good to her.
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I lied about being outside this summer it’s too hot I’m irritated already.
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Flashbacks of you being crazy be so funny like why would I do that.
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Don’t care if my ex upgraded downgraded or Gatoraded just stay tf away from me.
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My phones always in my hands so if u thought i'm ignoring u, I am.
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Ppl who get drunk then go to work the next morning need to go to the ARMY ‼️.
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Get you a dude who loves you even though you’re a fuckin bitch.
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i’m 25, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow.
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Mfs were rude af in HS & now they want us to support their business man fuck you.
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We went from August 1st to Aug 15th in just 5 mins. It’ll be Christmas in a few hrs.
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if you ever met me on a night i mixed my liquors, i’m so sorry fr.
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U & ur partner changin y’all ways so y’all can stay together is TOP TIER.
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Being in a relationship means whatever you do, consider your partner's feelings.
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Single ppl aren’t even the hoes anymore. It’s you people in relationships.
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I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
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Sorry i deleted you on everything you pissed me off wyd tho.
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I love unserious people so much because yes, . everything is funny.
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"u cried over me". Yea I also cry when idk what to wear so it aint a big deal.
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Ask a man what a good woman is & watch him describe a slave.
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I do not like FaceTime unless we best friends or I’m in love with you.
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I naturally smile when I talk to anybody ain’t nobody flirting witcho ugly ah.
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about to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed.
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If you’re 25+ still cheating on your significant other please go to therapy.
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If u having a bad day DONT take it out on me because i'll make it a terrible day.
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If you start liking someone just block them. follow me for more relationship advice.
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Snitching at work is crazy, you weren’t even paid extra for that.
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Day drinking dangerous bro. Im sending a “you up?” text at 5pm.
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Stop doing shit because yo ass got a good heart, and start doing wtf best for you.
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