Abdulkareem Ayilara
@KarkundiLar
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@OGCORLIN
Hello. I'm from the future and I am here to inform you this ticket will cut in 2022 and you shall tweet "lol, never mind" on 25th March, 2022.
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@skinnyniggr
Doctor wey no tell them to stop coming out after 2 sef go collect one.
Clergyman wey do isomoloruko sef go collect one.
Make governor mistakenly congratulate me peren, he's taking two.
Come to twitter and do giveaway for one.
Then name the last one "Kashamadupe"
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@NatHospital_ABJ
As commendable as this is, what is now the importance of NIMC and the likes when they can't simply be called in, take his fingerprints and see if he's in their database?
Kudos to the hospital for doing the right thing.
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@Lena
@H3NNYC0K3
Your dogs are literally having wild parties while you're away so they're always eager for you to leave. Hahaha
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@SirJarus
This was me in 2012 when I wanted to pay my school fees in cash at Iyana Iba. A public bus hit me on the way but I didn't react to it UNTIL the teller stamped my deposit slip. 😂
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@iammikestyle
Reminds me of Ayinla Omowura staging security breaches at his shows so as to leave early.
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@daliabiancaa
They are not even shoes. It's ordinary bathroom slippers battling identity crisis due to exposure because of covid.
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@lavezzedout
You didn't do well though. What stopped you from following them to Oshodi so you can witness the finale? You didn't do well o. 😂
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@kaybest__
Well, she's very very good but made the mistake of going first.
Reminds me of 8 Miles.
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@bossladyofLagos
That's an empty room there and I dare anyone to prove me otherwise. I don't understand why people do this faux appearance to pander to the public that doesn't care.
To what end? Abegi.
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@remiopakunle
Where we get time to fight when over half of this divide will still meet at an Owambe and discuss over plates of foods and drinks some hours later? 😂
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@BenHundeyin
If I'm driving on the left lane, there's high chance of missing it.
A U-Turn sign should be in the middle of the road, 20 meters where the turn is likely. To be made.
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When you see this repeatedly shitty bank trending again but you're safe because you don't bank with them...
#Accessbank
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@amabello2
@MojiDelanoBlog
And you're a librarian. You should be selling books on 3MB if this is how you respond to threads.
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@1SoundManRilla
@haybelll
@JeJaiye
@KovyError
@MhzHeeda
@pappykraeen
@LoverOfAss3
@Abdul_yinka009
@adeyemizzy
@Iam_yungjosh
@damidre_22
@adeson_
Shey tori "learn" lo se pa English?
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@tilewa__
If someone should try this. I might change my surname to her most preferred name. 😂
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@Sarki_sultan
Can you guys channel the madness towards the government so they can do right for all citizens? 😭😭😭
God is capable of fighting the battle without mad people's interference.
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@larru_g
@MisterSlyy
@rsvptemple
That's the day they will remember they want to buy deep freezer or washing machine or television.
But nonetheless, that Wagon statement will shut them down anyway.
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@regalchii
@pkmayowa
@yaronwaziri
@fkabudu
@ladytiffs_
Is that the highest capacity your brain can pick from this?
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@akindolu
This is why I don't bother out Nigerian trend table.
80% of the tweets you'll see are irrelevant rubbish.
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@Literaldiva
Lmaoooooooooooo. Let's have the full story to teach us on how to handle people like this. 😂
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@JulietAkpa4
Hey Juliet, would you rather sentence a rap"ist to 10 years, have them come out and repeat the offence again? Rinse and repeat.
OR
Would you keep such person away from the public in the interests of the people, for life?
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What if
@dino_melaye
have been sponsoring all the attacks on his constituency projects and masterminded his kidnap to evade appearance, all in the name of garnering public sympathy from some Nigerians?
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Mortal Kombat?
The sweetest meat I have eaten in my life. Sosa drink made it even better ❤️
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@militarymodell
You've got a beautiful woman there. You should work on being happy with her than being unhappy about those who rightly curved you for their own reasons.
This is disrespectful for your new wife.
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@AbubakarBala2
@Okidoki1975
@theprincelyx
You think you're wise with this dumb attempt at backtracking?
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@Queenyetty1_
@emmaikumeh
@channelstv
@AfamDeluxo
@woye1
@SodiqTade
@chosensomto
@GhenhisKhan
@PDPVanguard
@Zaddy_Clinton
@MayUbeku
@Donteewrites
@UchePOkoye
I don't think she was forced. Coerced? Most likely. But she's an adult and should be able to stand up to say "NO". She had her chance.
Whatever she sees after this, it's on her.
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@bgl_tweets
Before Burna Boy admits, Portable would have unconsciously admitted to it in error and spent 4 years in prison.
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@Wo_Bros
@dr_ollyofficial
@SneakerNyame_
He also helped raise funds because those who declined to do stuff with him paid.
A king. 😂
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@zolodee
@larru_g
@MisterSlyy
@rsvptemple
You will go bro. You didn't do it to stop them from sending you on errands, you only stopped them from sending you on petty errands.
And as a guy, you've passed your message.
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@iamdonakid
@Naiyoopumpey
You should try and read to understand.
It's now evident that the surge they claim on their apps are fraudulent. They should increase the fares instead of lying with surge when there's none
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@seyedele
If you're the Business Development space, where you are saddled with chasing and closing deals with HNIs, even if it's your last card, use it to buy that luxurious car.
ROI is very impressive.
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@Anu_official
It is madness we use to see look madness, it is child of fire we send to fire... 😂
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@mijenwadecoy
@AkwariCharles
It's simple. Indian cultural values is not Nigeria's mate. Theirs is deep rooted
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@Nig_Farmer
Make I do away with dodo!?!?!?!?!? Dey playyyyy!
Sex is for reproduction, not a game of who last pass.
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@Naija_PR
If the oils are in the North, we would have forgotten about this country long time ago.
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@oddy4real
And how Glo forced MTN and Co to embrace per second billing. 😂 😂
MTN was a terrible dictator back then.
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@Mrmanhere_
@kufena1
@Moyinoluwah1
@iamOlisaeloka
@maggi_nigeria
Abi. They shuu collabo with HB pencil, Oxford Papers and all so we can have a complete ad.
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@hackSultan
Terminate her employment and pay her in lieu of notice period not given, as written in the contract.
This is why your first set of staff must include an HR professional that knows their worth. He can DM for more professional advice.
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@TosinOlugbenga
The state is damn broke. Been broke for years and when borrowing opportunities are now slim, they are resorting to taxes.
People should forget the media hype, LAGOS STATE IS BROKE, POOR AND ITS VAULTS ARE EMPTY WITH NO RESERVES.
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@kosi_nnebe
She must have foreseen this tweet with how Kunle stopped Ronke from slapping her daughter in today's skit.
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@adeoolaaa
@PoliceNG
Everyone should report the account, not the post.
Report it under "nudity and sexual activity" and select "involves a child".
Then push for their arrest.
@BenHundeyin
, please see this.
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@sethmygrate
@JaynaijaBlog
@aystickz
You can't understand what he's saying but his command of English is not bad. You dey burst my brain. 😂
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@iam__temmyy
That "Baby" message when you're on an errand never comes with a good news.
Just know your journey is about to take a wild turn. 😂
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@olawoleoladimej
@UNCLE_AJALA
He's paid his due. Now, he just pull stunts for his own personal fun and not for ungrateful lot like you.
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@mercynd96
@i_pissvodka
@temmiloluwa_
@SympLySimi
You could have brought bouncing castle and present it to her as her Christmas gift ma.
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@hackSultan
@mudeekings
It's not by the message o. Many have sent "Xup" sef and they clicked.
Tell them to reply their DMs and be polite enough to know what they really want.
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@palmwyndrinkard
@Hauwa_L
This is actually the best explanation to this pain.
You've kinda done justice to the questions we've been asking since forever.
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@realityoflilife
@ZenithBank
@MobilePunch
@instablog9ja
@officialEFCC
@cenbank
This is the time your family members in Nigeria should act. Lay siege at their HQ and refuse to leave until they pay.
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@Wana____
Because I ride free transportation provided by Lagos State during Sallah, I should not ask them any question pertaining to accountability?
Person with very low IQ sef no suppose think like this.
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