Mayowa.
@Wana____
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Marketing god. Tweets about: sports, entertainment, tech, marketing.
Joined June 2009
I kinda hate the side hustle / second income culture. Someone shouldn't have to work so much just to be comfortable.
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My barber told all his clients that's he's no longer taking one-off bookings, and everyone must now subscribe monthly at $120 for two haircuts. I absolutely love him thinking that way because that's a better business model. I dey find new barber sha.
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Why can't transwomen just be transwomen and have their own spaces that cater to the nuances of being a transgender person?. Why do you need to force them into the same bucket with women, when they have different life experiences?.
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I'll never be okay with mocking people for things they did while in love / a relationship. That's the entire point of it, to lose yourself in someone so deep that nothing else matters but you and your person.
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People have spent a lot of money on these #EndSARS protests. I pray that God replenishes all our pockets. #SarsMustGo.
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Otedola and Elumelu probably roasting Dangote in their billionaire WhatsApp group. That Elumelu be like person wey go funny die.
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There is ZERO parallel between a person's ability to use a camera and whatever feelings they might have for you.
i forgot who said it first or who said it best but it’s so true, how someone takes photos of you/captures your beauty and essence can speak volumes about how much love they have for you.
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The only country where everything was better in the past.
Did you know?. NEPA once had helicopters to ease operations
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It's so sad to see this many Yoruba people brainwashed into thinking that criticism of Tinubu is criticism of the Yoruba tribe. Please wake up. You can be proud of your tribe and still admit that the drug dealer in Aso Rock is a terrible president.
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Head of WTO wearing Ankara but corporate Lagos will look at you funny for wearing it to work.
It is done! Thank you @WTO members for finalizing my election today and making history. In the 73 years of GATT and WTO, honored to be First Woman and First African to lead. But now the real work begins. Ready to tackle the challenges of WTO. Forget Business as usual!
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This is what compromise looks like, love it so much. Content creator babe marries reserved low-key man. Solution: armed robber masks 😂.
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This is my girlfriend's smile, tbh.
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Is your mother CSP Carol Onyekachi Afegbai, and did she shoot a student 3 times in the chest and hurriedly bury his corpse?.
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Port-Harcourt people, this is how y'all casually hawk alligators in traffic?
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I've seen this video a million times on my TL, and I don't know why, but I've refused to open it.
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A Nigerian man would probably double up in laughter if he had the opportunity to go for his MBA abroad and his babe in Lagos says he has to choose between her and the degree.
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You made it clear that you don't want kids, but you didn't wear a condom? You didn't pull out? . Let's be serious please.
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We haven't forgotten what her mother did.
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Wizkid's team should do music marketing masterclass. Never seen an album pop for 12 months in my life.
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People in Oniru cannot cook with their tap water but the Commissioner of Environment and Water Resources is on Twitter every time spewing tribal bigotry. Such a big fool.
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Tunde has been wearing a Yoruba-styled cap since Day 1 and nobody has ever commented on his tribe. But look at you, a speck of foolishness, trying to instigate hatred because your gutter self esteem can't let you be bigger than that.
I just hope Tunde won’t be cancelled or attacked some days soon cause of the yorubaness he’s pushing with the chess in the slum…☹️.
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Had my first swimming lesson last night. Never been so bad at anything in my life 😂. Everyone was floating successfully but I kept sinking like a lump of Amala.
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This is why earning remote and staying in Nigeria isn't even an option. You and your 80k USD will still spend 4 hours at the fuel station tomorrow.
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Love that Valentine's Day is on a Monday. Hopefully all the people in relationships spend that whole day in meetings and standups.
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The best part of Apple Music is never having to hear "More music at 9jaflaver dot com" again.
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The fact that you think I should support a chronic liar - who has not been honest about his age, his education, his involvement with drug syndicates - just because we were both born to Yoruba parents is madness.
7. Asiwaju Bola Tinubu – All Progressives’ Congress (APC) 70 years old
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Started watching Ozark. Two episodes in and I'm convinced that half of Admiralty Way is a money laundering front.
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Niggas already planning that the wife they don't have will not touch the millions they also don't have. Imagination no go wound una.
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The wild part of this is that this babe grew up in Lagos 😂.
Would-be Tory leader @KemiBadenoch says immigrants cause the current housing crisis. Is there any social problem she is not prepared to blame on immigrants? #ToryLeadershipFarce
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Kate Henshaw had the respect of a generation and lost it in one immaculate act of stupidity.
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I wonder if Davido saw Fem becoming the official song of a protest when he released it. Has been very big.
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If van de Beek see Van der Sar I swear e go first rush am like 2 blow.
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It's a lot of emojis though.
A man that moved to me 2 months ago is doing his trad in Nigeria today😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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This urge to be mean for no reason. I'll never understand it.
Daddy, we have moved on.
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"I dey come" no be address. If you're going anywhere, make sure someone knows. Nigeria is not safe anymore.
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When you eat shawarma from other countries, you realize just how great Nigerian shawarma is.
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I have learned not to start watching a TV show with women because continuing in their absence is considered an act of treason, terrorism and an outright declaration of war.
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The opening scene in Crazy Rich Asians where the hotel manager is disrespectful to the mother and her kids and so she calls her husband and he buys the hotel is one of my all-time fave displays of wealth.
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If your business is not agriculture or keke napep, this government has no plans to support you.
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Going to meet the same family to ask for another daughter's hand in marriage has to have been top 3 most awkward moments in the history of mankind.
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The 75k.
What part of the IELTS test do you think is the hardest?.
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Sergio Aguero will miss one-on-ones but score when he has to dribble three defenders, jump from a plane mid-flight, defeat Thanos then use his weaker foot.
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J. Cole was saying he just dropped an album and that it was cool if we didn't know the lyrics. We rapped everything back for him 😂.
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Wizkid standing with such respect.
A quick chat with @wizkidayo before tonight’s show ahead of the @ubagroup ’s launch in #Mali tomorrow cc @mali_uba #TOEWay #Africapitalism #UBAinMali #UBAMalilaunch
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Lmao if Grammy do mistake say make we vote 😂😂😂. WizKid will set record for most wins 😂.
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I can't believe that Justin Bieber, arguably the greatest pop star of the last decade, is grateful to be on a Wizkid song. Nigeria to the fucking world!.
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+44 94 04 but iwo mafo.
Whats the corona virus help line for Nigeria.
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Olejabophobia - Fear of driving beside a container-carrying truck or tanker.
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Many people have died since 1960. Nothing has changed. Nigeria is not worth your life.
Until we aren't scared to die, we will never do the needful. Hell hole.
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Americans kill me, man. How did she hold off the person who came LAST?
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These are the worst type of people, tbh. Relocated abroad for better government but continues to support horrible governance in Nigeria.
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Tinubu would demolish the building the next day.
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Naira Marley said he met someone in jail who had been there for 2 years and was put there by the rich mother of a girl he was dating for not leaving the girl alone. This shit happens in real life? Wild.
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Lmao Ed Sheeran collected microphone and refused to return it 😂.
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If you're learning something on YouTube, don't skip adverts so that the person giving you that free knowledge can get something back from it.
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The Thiago Alcantara "senior man" era was one of the funniest times on Football Twitter.
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"Flogging does not work" but if you see soldier with koboko iyalaye e ma comport straight up.
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This is my yearly tweet that JAMB's marking scheme is nonsense and should be fixed. The fact that the nobody has gotten 370 out of 400 - in a MCQ exam - is ridiculous. Same Nigerians that are writing and getting perfect scores in SAT every year.
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If this photo were an album cover, the album's name would be "great woman, m.a.a.d country."
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Two full years still remain for the first chance oh. Na wa.
2027: Give Tinubu second chance, Dogara begs Nigerians
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If +233 steal your babe, then my guy, you fuck up.
+44 , +971 , +61 , +66 , +233 , coming in this December to shake a few relationships 😂😂.
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The chats in the married men rizz thread actually irritate me. Zero shame, zero lack of control. Denying your wife because of sex is such a gutter thing. Ew.
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Remi Tinubu moved a motion to scrap F-SARS and Senate President Ahmed Lawan responded with "Not all SARS.". I have seen multiple tweets that SARS don't misbehave in the North and I want to know why.
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Artistes come late because the people come late. The people come late because they think the artiste will come late. Everybody is mad.
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We need to see JAMB marking scheme one day. Because I don't know how in over 40 years, nobody has gotten a perfect score. Even 350 is unheard of. The same Nigerians that are writing SAT and getting perfect scores yearly.
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How are you the victim of abuse and still the one getting punished?.
Johnny Depp confirms that Warner Bros. has asked him to resign as Grindelwald in the Fantastic Beasts movies and he has agreed . (via johnnydepp | IG)
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Get your voters card. Now we protest. In 3 years we select better leaders.
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I hope Banky W and M.I. listen to the people. A protest in Muri Okunola park is ineffective. A protest with a dress code is dangerous.
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I really want us to block major roads/bridges. Let's just sit there and don't allow anybody go to work. When we start to hurt the economy, I promise you they will listen to us.
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You should have added that the qualification needs to be from a top 50 University in the world, which rules out every Nigerian institution.
The UK is opening a new visa route in May 2022. Brexit is kicking their asses. Its called the High Potential Individual Visa. - Dont need a Job.- Dont need sponsorship.- Dont need any permit. Most important qualification is to have been awarded a degree in the last 5 years & cash.
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Can't pray enough for their 3 kids. Losing your mum, dad and another sibling in an instant like that is pain that possibly can't be captured in words.
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That Toronto women have a whole Facebook group where they post photos of the men they are dating to make sure no one else is dating them is so wild. Even Lagos men didn't push women that far.
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Carpet grass and pavilion for $1.19 million?. At some point we have to fight back.
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Just read that someone scammed the family of Adewura and gave them a fake address of where she was being held after collecting money. Nah. I'm actually heartbroken. This is the most callous thing I have ever heard.
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