It is done! Thank you
@WTO
members for finalizing my election today and making history. In the 73 years of GATT and WTO, honored to be First Woman and First African to lead. But now the real work begins. Ready to tackle the challenges of WTO. Forget Business as usual!
A Nigerian man would probably double up in laughter if he had the opportunity to go for his MBA abroad and his babe in Lagos says he has to choose between her and the degree.
The fact that you think I should support a chronic liar - who has not been honest about his age, his education, his involvement with drug syndicates - just because we were both born to Yoruba parents is madness.
Would-be Tory leader
@KemiBadenoch
says immigrants cause the current housing crisis. Is there any social problem she is not prepared to blame on immigrants?
#ToryLeadershipFarce
A man that moved to me 2 months ago is doing his trad in Nigeria today😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have learned not to start watching a TV show with women because continuing in their absence is considered an act of treason, terrorism and an outright declaration of war.
The opening scene in Crazy Rich Asians where the hotel manager is disrespectful to the mother and her kids and so she calls her husband and he buys the hotel is one of my all-time fave displays of wealth.
Sergio Aguero will miss one-on-ones but score when he has to dribble three defenders, jump from a plane mid-flight, defeat Thanos then use his weaker foot.
I can't believe that Justin Bieber, arguably the greatest pop star of the last decade, is grateful to be on a Wizkid song.
Nigeria to the fucking world!
"You will arrive at your destination in 30 minutes. No need to hurry. Because no matter how much the buttocks is in a hurry, it will always remain behind."
Naira Marley said he met someone in jail who had been there for 2 years and was put there by the rich mother of a girl he was dating for not leaving the girl alone.
This shit happens in real life? Wild.
The chats in the married men rizz thread actually irritate me.
Zero shame, zero lack of control. Denying your wife because of sex is such a gutter thing. Ew.
Remi Tinubu moved a motion to scrap F-SARS and Senate President Ahmed Lawan responded with "Not all SARS."
I have seen multiple tweets that SARS don't misbehave in the North and I want to know why.
We need to see JAMB marking scheme one day.
Because I don't know how in over 40 years, nobody has gotten a perfect score. Even 350 is unheard of.
The same Nigerians that are writing SAT and getting perfect scores yearly.
I really want us to block major roads/bridges. Let's just sit there and don't allow anybody go to work.
When we start to hurt the economy, I promise you they will listen to us.
The UK is opening a new visa route in May 2022. Brexit is kicking their asses
Its called the High Potential Individual Visa
- Dont need a Job
- Dont need sponsorship
- Dont need any permit
Most important qualification is to have been awarded a degree in the last 5 years & cash
That Toronto women have a whole Facebook group where they post photos of the men they are dating to make sure no one else is dating them is so wild.
Even Lagos men didn't push women that far.
Just read that someone scammed the family of Adewura and gave them a fake address of where she was being held after collecting money.
Nah. I'm actually heartbroken. This is the most callous thing I have ever heard.
Still crazy that Emefiele actually came out and said Nigeria is making "absolute zero dollars" today from crude oil.
And everyone involved just went on with their day. Omo.
The World Bank defines moderate poverty as living under $3.10 a day.
Nigeria's new minimum wage (which we are all excited about) is N30,000 ($82), which is $2.7 a day.
MasterCard, one of the biggest finance companies in the world pulled down a Neymar campaign without even waiting for him to be actually convicted.
And now the rape claim has been proven to be false.
Man has lost a paycheck but accuser walks free. Lit.
I told someone that cheating was a deal-breaker for me, and she said that I must not be in love then. That when you're in love, you'd be even begging them to stay.
God, if that is love, don't bring it near me please.
It's okay for you to support a candidate because you know you will see something if they win.
It's also okay for people to curse you out and drag you for prioritizing your greed over the country's future.
They sat down on the floor. There were no weapons. They were waving the flag. They were singing the national anthem..
Yet their own military opened fire on them. This day will never be forgotten.
If you've suffered any form of violence from the police during these protests, please DM me. A researcher with the
@hrw
would like to talk to you. We are getting the world's attention and we must continue to fight till we win.
Electricity isn't something any country should be struggling with in 2024.
So many other countries have solved it in so many ways. You just need to copy one method and implement it.
It's actually painful seeing these tweets about the epileptic power supply.
Idea. Find a group of 3 other people.
One person pays for Netflix.
One person pays for Prime Video.
One person pays for HBO.
One person pays for Disney+
Everyone shares the login details.
Ikeja protests have been hijacked by other people. Sanwo-Olu dey waka them dey pour water for him body. We are supposed to be the peaceful ones. Let's not stoop to their level. Let's not give them a reason to be the animals they want to be.
Tech bros working three to four jobs is insanity.
I get earning 800k to 1 million in total compensation sounds amazing, but what is the point of money that you can't even enjoy?