Jay
@Jay1972Jay
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Dying is not as scary as never having lived. Just one man and his madnesses......
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Joined May 2012
Hi. I’m Jay1972Jay. And I’m already prepared for your inevitable unfollow.
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Starting to not like watching my dad watch sports. Maybe I’m finally growing up.
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RT @girl_a_whirl: I pickup hitchhikers just to read them my drafts & see if I’ve got anything worth posting.
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RT @RickAaron: Daughter: Why do they call a group of crows a “murder” if they’ve never been charged? .Me: Probable caws.
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RT @SabotagedSmoke: It's not about the right or wrong side of the bed, it's the waking up part.
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RT @sandjoeman: The last memory of my father will always be at the zoo, when he took his pants off and yelled, "watch me fuck this bear.".
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I’m not the Incredible Hulk but I do walk around shirtless, flipping over cars and scaring the general population.
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RT @MelvinofYork: sometimes I sit in traffic and marvel at the fact that every car around me contains distinct individuals, with wildly var….
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RT @dreamsofparis: Just like a storm doesn't let up just because you want it to, I am not going to stop just because you're uncomfortable w….
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My day of watching all the YouTube videos I planned to watch today is going well.
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Refereed to someone that likes to sleep all day as a ‘bedophile’. That went poorly.
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