Art E McFly
@SabotagedSmoke
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Your broad has man hands like Jean Claude Van Damme and a raw dog tramp stamp of a hot rod Trans-Am
Toronto, Ontario
Joined February 2015
Whoever named it Semen instead of Diquid really shit the bed on that one.
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Dear Mrs "I'm too boujee to come sit on your face" this will be the last time I beg you for a taste
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RT @HappyPunch: Dillon Danis and Luke Rockhold reportedly got into a fight at the Misfits 22 weigh-ins this morning 😳 .
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RT @anotherxxbunny: I don’t want to have conversations, I want to send random thoughts into the ether.
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It's always "click the link to my Onlyfans" and never "click the link to buy 1 cheeseburger & get the 2nd free". Romance is dead.
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Someone just hadukened a hairball across the kitchen floor and then posted up all nonchalant
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RT @dadopotamus: people that leave a car length between them and the person in front of them at a stop light, love being a problem.
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RT @RavenBrood81: I just agreed to go to a renaissance faire and will also now be dressed in my all leather pirate outfit.
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RT @RavenBrood81: It’s all fucking messy. The hair. The bed. These words. This heart. The soul. Life.
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RT @UnIxphysco: Thankful for this long weekend so that I can finally get to alphabetize my spice rack.
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