@GodCloseMyEyes A women will never experience a more submissive role in a power dynamic within the modern world than fucking a teen boy. He can destroy her completely with a single phone call. Just as he did. What a rush.

This is somewhat explained by our prosodic preferences. “HAVE a good REST of your NIGHT” is straight up HICKory DICKory DOCK. We prefer stress pattern repetition in formulaic speech; it fosters agreement that we are now in a ritualistic speech register, like The Goodbye™

Misogynist? Is there a Mr. Ogynist I can talk to?

The answer is just a couple posts away, you’re almost there. Keep scrolling, hero.

Me when the penjamin is clogged

An English-speaking Anglo-Saxon peasant killed a “pig” in the farm and a French-speaking Norman nobleman ate a dead “porc” in the castle.

oh shit man you hit your head pretty hard there are you ok? 2026? president donald trump? Sydney Sweeney 67 labubus? lol what’re you talking about. It’s August 8th 2004, we’re going to be late for our Chicago boat tour, and I heard the dave matthews band is in town and then

I regret to inform my listeners that my podcast "Parsing Parsley" is ending after one episode. There just wasn't as much material about parsley as we thought there was going to be

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

Can’t wait for WW3, WW3o, WW3.5 mini

people are really calling me homophobic just because I let my speech apparatus emit a voiceless labiodental fricative, a near-open front unrounded vowel and then maybe a voiced velar stop

CALVIN (Chris Pratt): You can talk?? HOBBES (Jack Black): Uhh, yeah bro. I can talk. [🎵𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭]

"We used to debate using tabs vs spaces in code we'd type out"

Just a little something to take the edge off.

you should have to beat halo 2 on heroic to vote in federal elections

> be me > be 16 > play league of legends every day after school > hardstuck low master > shen gets reworked > try him out > win every game > roleswap from jungle to top lane to play shen > reach challenger instantly > friends say it doesnt count because EUNE > transfer to EUW >

Used claude code to make a solidworks plugin today that automatically places tabs and slots on coped tube weldments. Claude don't know CAD logic that well and I don't know solidworks API but together we were unstoppable. https://t.co/Bm7cnZIAet

My wife, she’s what they call a bisexual. Every time I come home and see who’s in bed with her it’s like a gender reveal party. It’s a boy! It’s a girl! It’s twins. I tell ya…I get no respect. I may as well be a bisexual too seeing as I said bye to getting sexual a long time ago

Stop complaining about hippocracy. Nobody gives a fuck. These companies are probably going to succeed in lobbying for a Great Token Firewall because they will convince the government that AI distillation is a national security issue.

wait Einstein is real? I thought he was a theoretical physicist