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Hilariously derailing one-liner.
transhumanist(system);maya#304
Joined June 2024
my bf asked if there was anything i wanted, i said yea a lemonade, he then said yes my love <3<3<3 then promptly forgot he asked, but he brought me a slice of cheese of his own accord god i love adhd men
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if one had to be a piss fetishist, I imagine they would prefer a diabetic
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"the algo is broken! no one is seeing my posts! small accounts are blowing up and not meeeeee"
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@fluxtheorist @atulit_gaur maybe i should take a physics class to remind myself of how stupid i am
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If you recognize me, don't
I literally just got showed on a boy's tl, who works in my lab. We never interacted before, he recognised me from the picture and came up to me to confirm that it was me. Blehh..I am famous.
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@moultano Never ever say never about evolution https://t.co/kx643yE6lG
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The cogs allow the planthopper nymph to synchronize movement of its hind legs.
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@e0syn I'd be willing to hear about a potential compromise on a very narrow political presence for them. Until then I live in a world where the preceding generation voted to give themselves everything and now continue to vote on keeping it until they die. All while simultaneously
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If you're rich and have a huge bathroom, is your toilet in your shower or your shower in your toilet?
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My girlfriend took all my money and blocked me from everywhere after a huge fight over my crypto obsession. I was staring at my empty bank account, wondering how things went south so fast. Desperate, I messaged her from a fake number: "why'd you do this? We were supposed to
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she's doing crack at night?
this morning I woke up to an empty carton of eggs, yolks and shells everywhere, because my 2.5yo daughter stealthily cracked them all over the living room floor in the middle of the night
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