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Henry Block

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Henry Block

@hblock99

2 years

Now I am become mouse, enjoyer of cheese.

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RT @TheOnion: Doctor With Positive Attitude Learns Something New From Every Malpractice Suit

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CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Maintaining that mistakes were simply life lessons in disguise, upbeat general surgeon Ezra Weber told reporters Friday that he views every malpractice suit as a chance to learn...

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Everyone in New York is soooo fake. I’m currently experiencing psychosis and belive everyone around me is a camera.

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If I was a fish I would be thrilled ugh flakes are my favorite food but I never have them.

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The episode synopses of Seinfeld are so entertaining I don’t even need to watch the show. Kramer adopts a highway omg yesss I can imagine.

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Sex work is work. And with my husband it’s a damn ordeal!.

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Despicable #Metoo.

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Milita McCarthy.

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RT @TheOnion: Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’.

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WASHINGTON—Casting doubts on the agency’s recently released review of the late financier and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi held a press conference Wednesday to ask...

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RT @TheOnion: Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic.

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WASHINGTON—In a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that everyone’s a damn critic these days. “It is this court’s opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how...

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I’m going to name my daughter Ellie (short for SAG Eligible) ❤️.

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Henry Block

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2 months

Medieval town crier:

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RT @TheOnion: Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

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David S Pumpkins has Some Questions of His Own -- read our GQ profile of David S Pumpkins below.

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I’m like the palliative care nurse of the friend group.

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Henry Block

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3 months

All this talk about tariffs, but not enough talk about ta riff-off scene from the movie Pitch Perfect!!!.

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3 months

Tostitos "hint" of lime chips. Yeah I think I got the hint.

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Henry Block

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3 months

John M’Lady.

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Henry Block

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5 months

Today I’m honoring St. Patrick by driving out the snakes from my life.

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6 months

When I post pictures of my baby online, I’m responsible and always cover his face with an emoji. He is soooo ugly it’s insane.

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Dog in a Hot Tin Car.

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