Geeked Toilet
@GeekedToilet
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Geeked Toilet | above average height 9” | philanderer | circumcision survivor | I’d like to give a warm welcome to all of your sisters
Joined July 2024
@dmv_yinka @DannyBTalks @Vientisms @JoeBinder You do realize 2 kids from Harvard figured out how to dox people in real time by live streaming from a camera on their glasses. AI using facial recognition and scanning it through a bunch of data is old news.
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@len0killer Yo it’s the really gay guy I always see walking into that gay bar whenever I’m across the street at the really cool guy bar.
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@GoetzItSold @90daysliquidity Can’t even get high while shopping wtf this shit worse than the wave we got in 2020.
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@PolitcoPrincess @TillinghastAW Nah every one of my exs said they didn’t like the long ones and that mine was a nice change. I think you’re alone on this haha.
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Noo I just lost my wallet . It had a million dollars in it.
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I just need a president who will reduce the cost of drugs and protein.
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Micro-penis son or a-cup daughter? Doesn’t matter both their noses will hit a wall first.
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Idc if I’m married I’m still going to look for the love of my life at the airport.
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Ladies, my dick wouldn’t fit through that. Stop asking.
i just got this ad for anti bush propaganda on instagram
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I’m hiring an interpreter for my dog and stealing all of his ideas.
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@WitheredJohnson It dates back to cave men times, they created an artificial aroma as a sign to follow them back to their cave, but for modern day it would be home. I’m saying you should follow them home, that’s what they want.
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What if instead of Utah we made it Tuah, and instead of Salt Lake City being the capital it was Hawk. Then we could say the US is home to Hawk, Tuah.
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Personally I wouldn’t let a gust of wind destroy my house nor my city.
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Buying something used on facebook marketplace and buying the same thing new on amazon then returning the used one>.
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My favorite song? Hmmm it’s hard to choose Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter have made so many great songs.
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@nic0le222 @FW_Kelepele07 @A1Mish @kirawontmiss I’m not sure what that first line of words before the ? means. Yes, “you” can get gains from working out. But we’re not talking about the general population. Just one very documented person, from what I can see through google and instagram, her gym process is very stagnant.
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A professor shouldn’t date a teacher unless their grades touch.
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[me explaining to my gf why she can’t make me cum]. Me: … so I actually have a nut allergy.
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I need help, I have some friends who claim they aren’t gay but have had Snapchat+ for the last 6 months, any advice? Thanks.
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@JWentfederal Hey J, I notice you just self doxxed yourself. I’d delete this and repost it covering your roommates face. Just looking out for you. #shrink.
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“The great shift” refers to when you’ve been laying in bed on one side and roll over.
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Overheard a Chinese kid stressing about some math exam, this generation is beyond cooked.
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“Money doesn’t buy happiness” I can’t wait to figure that out myself.
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I’m going to have so many kids so that when I leave the gays ones out of the will they’ll just think I forgot about them (I probably will).
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@skoalyeah126 Didn’t see any pics of this fit on the tl last night, I think ur good to rock it once a week for the rest of the clothes lifespan.
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My grandpa once caught me jerking it and made me send him the vid.
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2025 and this is still the greatest video on the internet.
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An ambulance just helped me cut 4 lanes out of a parking lot. I don’t think a day gets better than that.
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*at my grandmas funeral* [talking to fine shit who is the funeral director]. Me: So what’s the upward mobility in a funeral home like?.
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@nic0le222 @FW_Kelepele07 @A1Mish @kirawontmiss I’m still confused, I’m sorry if you think we’re arguing. I’d consider this a conversation. The biggest problem with any of her gym gains is that the bbl is in front of the muscle. She can grow her glutes, it’s just wont be noticeable, like at all.
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