John Witherspoon
@WitheredJohnson
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Tri Delta Enthusiast | Scratch Golfer from Senior Tees | Beer Dabbler | Country Music Enjoyer | Slot Machine Slut | Avid Sperm Donor
Joined November 2024
63 ovr brown shirt highschoolers experience college for the first time.
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Found this guy just now on my quick add story feed. I want this guy to do my HVAC in a few years. He’s going places.
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Today is the 8th day in a row I’ve been mistaken as a baseball player. Maybe I should walk on…. #jucoburnout.
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End of summer flop break in update. Love these things.
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Lil Theo Von solo pod action this afternoon. Peep the phone battery percentage. Gonna be a stellar day.
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Ole Miss sorority bid day. Some of these freshmen have insane draft stock fellas. Get your picks in.
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Lagging on clash royale will make the most sane and calm people want to kill someone.
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She actually said 67 today and no one laughed so I had to hold it in.
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If I have to write about myself and reply to two other classmates one more time I might kms.
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Teacher said her husband was 6’5 and it sounded so close to 67 that I almost laughed.
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Nothing will beat commenting a fitting LeBron James gif on an Instagram post.
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Everything I own other than my firearms and golf clubs can fit into one car. Call me a nomad.
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Doing a full swing analysis on a few clips I got of my golf swing while high. May need to start writing some of this down at some point.
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High as bawls rn and making sweet love to this sandwich with my eyes closed in the buccees parking lot.
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