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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)

@FICMBondTrader

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Experienced in corp credit and real estate. Anon for sh!tposting.

Joined November 2023
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@FICMBondTrader
Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
4 months
TO MY HATERS - see my blood test of me being in the top 1% of natural test.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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A big blue city take is “if we don’t have illegal immigrants who will work min wage jobs in food industry?”. But when I fly out to Midwest cities it’s literally this.
@RadioEuropes
Radio Europe
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🇩🇰 An employee at McDonald's located in Denmark.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
6 hours
“Did anyone say anything”. NO WAY BRO. I work in 98% MALE trading floor. If we tell HR about the nips, that means by default, we were looking at her tits. (Which we all were).
@FICMBondTrader
Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
9 hours
Intern wearing no bra and nips pierced (in finance)
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
9 hours
Intern wearing no bra and nips pierced (in finance)
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
9 hours
The X payout structure should be weighted more for dudes.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
10 hours
The majority of his audience is 8-16yr olds btw.
@YorzTrulyJuice
Juice💫
2 days
IShowSpeed was really ready to risk it all after fine shyt got up for the 360 👀💀
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
12 hours
thats me in the white shirt in the back btw.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Sabrina Carpenter looks gorgeous in new photo.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
14 hours
Me not wearing deodorant to the gym anymore.
@CatgirlAnarcho
julia 🏴🌲
2 days
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
14 hours
You have to be retarded to doordash food.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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Look at that even distribution and capture of the sauce
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
17 hours
The only reason a guy buys a home for personal use is because he has a girl making him do so. Dudes would rent and sleep on rice mat on floor forever if they could.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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Sell side ready to trade .Buy side still Zzzzzzz.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
18 hours
Meanwhile she says “that’s so gross” when I show up to the function with a different 22yr old every time . “Picking her up from college?”.“Help her with her Econ papers?”. Bitch, hot girls don’t study Econ.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
1 day
My buddies wife’s are always trying to set me up with their friends. The last one:.-33, looks high 30s .-twice divorced, one kid .-known as the “village bicycle” during high school . Chat, what we think? 6/6/6 for her or bust?.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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If Instagram shows “reels your friends watched” with the friends profile pic that watched it…. …. Everyone is fucked.
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@FICMBondTrader
Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
1 day
I don’t think that’s a sloth.
@Crazymoments01
Crazy Moments
2 days
Here's the REASONS why moms are the best: Moms in the wild . A Thread 🧵 . 1. Mother Sloth bear protecting its cub from a huge Bengal tiger
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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Why does he always have that face.
@chooserich
Nick O’Neill
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I am building a coalition to enter the NYC mayoral race and take on Mamdani with a common-sense, New York-first platform. DMs are open.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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Anyone else have that little brick of cheese they just take a bite out of every now and then
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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My buddies wife’s are always trying to set me up with their friends. The last one:.-33, looks high 30s .-twice divorced, one kid .-known as the “village bicycle” during high school . Chat, what we think? 6/6/6 for her or bust?.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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can someone explain to me this phenomenon where women berate my boy for saying hi and instead of just saying no ? . like why not just say no ?.
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
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If you pasta “boils over” it’s because your water is too hot and the starch is running out of the pasta too quickly.
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