Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
@FICMBondTrader
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Experienced in corp credit and real estate. Anon for sh!tposting.
Joined November 2023
TO MY HATERS - see my blood test of me being in the top 1% of natural test.
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Everyone on their vacations while sell side has no vacation time or sick time :(.
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OINK OINK 🐷🐷 DING DING 🔔🔔. MIDTOWN NYC FEEDING TIME . GET YOUR SLOP BOWLS!! 🤢🤮🤮. IMAGINE EATING OUT OF THE SAME PIG TROUGH OF FOOD AS SOMEONE ELSE!!!!
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LeBron and Sell Side have a lot in common . We both up training outside the court (the arena) . Buy side is eating cheeseburgers adding another inch to their waist . Sell side got that dawg in them.
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Anyone with beta Alaine in their pre workout ? Does your ears also tingle ?.
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There should be some sort of comment system on Zillow where you can leave comments on listings. "Has foundational issues they are hoping you do not see" ."Roof needs replacement"."Broker is an ass hat".
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Getting monthly allowances from dudes = sex work .Going on dates with dudes free dinner .= sex work .Entertaining dude for free drinks.= sex work.Telling your bf/husband “do this and I’ll bang”.= sex work . All girls participate, just know the game.
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Middle class doesn’t exist in the tri-state area. Your neighbor is a HF manager bro 😂😂 you 🫵 ain’t middle class 😂😂😂.
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My hot blonde intern is now in Sicily. Flew over there on some dudes private jet. Idk the dude cuz girls never post the dude . Do I give return offer ? Does she even want that ?.
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Some people don’t know what “commission brain” is. Like once you make 100k in a day a couple times in your career, your brain gets completely rewired. getting a big trade is bigger rush than fucking a girl (unless they really hot).
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As an eligible guy of the below -. anytime these girls turn 28+ “ready to settle” and run into me they are BEGGING. Girls are 99% the choosers except in this situation. You never see a girl beg EVER in your 20s as a man.
Woman says that she wants a man.> minimum height of 6’2.> a job with no earnings cap (corporate jobs making $150K not enough).> only takes business class flights.> in shape and works out regularly. If you do a quick AI search and also filter for.men who are single, this describes
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Amazing girls will get engaged and STILL only post like the elbow of the dude.
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So when you PEASENTS 😷😷get your MIDTOWN SLOP BOWL 🤮🤮🤮. Do you ask them to pre-mix it? . Like "Hey Man, can you mix it for me? I WANT YOU TO SLOP IT UP!" 🐷🐷. So you don't have to mix the mystery slop together, they just do it for you IN THE PIG TROUGH 🐖🐖
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How she look at me when I have my RC Bulldozer pushing a sand pile into a hole I dug.
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Honestly if I was the brother ….
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People need to realize there's kids playing this game 16 hours a day, 365 days a year. No job. No IRL friends besides online ones. OFC they can fucking laser you.
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Holy F another girl I've hit up I found on here doing OF. I sure know how to pick 'em.
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Buy side is 9-5 then close the laptop, disconnect . Sell side is 24/7. You are in the arena for 12 hours, then preparing for the arena the other 12 hours.
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