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Michael Stuernbecker

@stuernbecker

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i educate todays youth. beers fear me, women too.

Joined March 2022
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Michael Stuernbecker
3 months
Im quoting this to pin to remind everyone I am a genius
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Michael Stuernbecker
3 months
@JackMacCFB Big things
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Michael Stuernbecker
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Talking NCAA 12 lore from the college apartment w the fellas is gold #expand
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Michael Stuernbecker
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This is a microcosm of why she SUCKS. The left tries to push her as this progressive leader of the party then she tweets a condolence ab the worst person in recent memory. At least Bin Laden had some sort of basis to his evil. Shes nothing but a neocon in a leftist costume.
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
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I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a
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Michael Stuernbecker
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Hey babe your uncle is a pervert and youre a smokeshow
@77WABCradio
TalkRadio 77 WABC
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Bella Cuomo opens up about running a campaign, working with Uncle Andrew Cuomo, and doing what you love. She says no matter the outcome, she’s proud of the team, the message they shared, and the experience they gained.
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@uncledoomer
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type of girl tony soprano would have threatening to swallow a bottle of pills for him in like season three
@77WABCradio
TalkRadio 77 WABC
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Bella Cuomo opens up about running a campaign, working with Uncle Andrew Cuomo, and doing what you love. She says no matter the outcome, she’s proud of the team, the message they shared, and the experience they gained.
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Michael Stuernbecker
10 hours
This is actually hilarious
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
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Actor Roy Wood Jr. says he found the descendants of the family that purchased the first slave of his bloodline, says he will "pull up on their f*cking house." "I could find the white Wood descendants in southern Georgia and pull up on their f*cking house." "I Zillow'd their
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Michael Stuernbecker
3 days
While this Kowolski thing is insane I did see a tweet saying how she was obviously in no right mind and those guys will probably be charged with rape. Kinda sickening how much some of you are talking about it.
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@GordonSkramzay
Slam Sniff
7 days
You look like Whoville’s drug dealer
@chooserich
Nick O’Neill
12 days
Name literally anybody with more drip… You can’t.
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Michael Stuernbecker
6 days
I bet you did find the fork in the kitchen fatass
@yikesmorg
morg
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a columbus blue jacket dressing up as tr*mp for halloween… fork found in kitchen. hope that felt fun for them as millions of people lose access to basic human needs!
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Michael Stuernbecker
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Michael Stuernbecker
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Not sure if its because of Halloween or the fact a car flipped off a highway overpass and shut down like 4 main roads but I’m drunk and want to door dash and it wont let me. Dont test me God
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Coastal Country Club
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When the average homeowner is 58, or whatever it is, you lose this.
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Michael Stuernbecker
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Kids talking about making burners in class. Our local rec basketball league has a twitter page and they will be trolling kids. Next generation shines bright.
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Michael Stuernbecker
7 days
Let me put yall on
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@TheGOATFollower
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8 days
Anyone who makes fun of him still should watch the Netflix documentary
@NdMuse
Irish Muse
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Dude had 7 interceptions as a Linebacker in 2012 Insane
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@smokeymcburnn
Smokey “Trustfund” McPot III
8 days
This isn’t “gay” this is fucking sick
@oliviapwhl
Olivia - (Poulin + Stacey Fan Account atm)
9 days
Nothing about the sport of hockey is gay.
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Michael Stuernbecker
10 days
@LivCleary
Olivia Cleary
10 days
LSU head coach Brian Kelly was fired yesterday. But as people look back on his career, it’s worth remembering one of the darkest moments under his watch at Notre Dame. 15 years ago today, 20-year-old student videographer Declan Sullivan was killed after the scissor lift he was
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Michael Stuernbecker
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@Yellinatbirds
Yellin @ Birds
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Anyone know where I can get a boat ASAP?
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Michael Stuernbecker
14 days
THIS IS NOT CENTEL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT CENTEL
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Michael Stuernbecker
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Im a bunny
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