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@FfcLucan

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connoisseur of average football, Bon viveur

England, United Kingdom
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
Liverpools support yesterday was the quietest away support I can ever remember at the Cottage. They’re such a media myth 💤
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
21 days
Man wants another man banned from attending football because he doesn’t like his political views. Sounds a bit…. Fascist?
@Wwfcwolf1
The Wolf 🐺🟡⚫
22 days
Who let that racist piece of shit in @Wolves Can we ban him?
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
6 months
Grown men throwing themselves on the floor to celebrate a 6th minute goal to go 1-0 up against 3rd from bottom Rotherham. Pathetic.
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
6 months
Leeds United fans taking a tumble as they celebrate scoring at Rotherham tonight… 🤣 #LUFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
7 months
Not passionate enough to get on a plane to Gaza though. Shithouse.
@IncMonocle
Inc.Monocle
7 months
Passions running high in central London #IsraelPalestine
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
As good as you’ll see 😂 #followEnglandaway
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@gavingnicholl @thefourthcraw That’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever read. Poor kid.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
11 months
686 in one day. Nobody has a clue who they are, where they’re from, what their intentions are. But object to them being welcomed with open arms and you’re a Nazi.
@SkyNews
Sky News
11 months
Friday saw the highest number of migrants arriving in the UK after crossing the Channel in a single day so far this year.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
4 months
Always on the side of terrorists
@nihalist___
Nihal | نهال
4 months
always on the right side of history @jeremycorbyn
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
4 months
These cunts are taking sides against Britains Military. Nailing their colours to the mast. Get to fuck.
@hurryupharry
Harry's Place
4 months
The chanting for Yemen is all across the demonstration "Yemen Yemen make us proud turn another ship around"
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
4 months
@clare23911 Just say you haven’t got a clue why he was booed and move on. Div
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Why do Northerners do this? You’re in a city absolutely rammed with top class pubs but choose to stand around in Trafalgar Square getting shat on by pigeons. Oddballs.
@Awaydays23
FootballAwaydays
1 year
Newcastle United down Trafalgar Square today #NUFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
@fa566789 @Padlock_CFC @theawayfans Bit of instant karma that if it’s true. Booting someone in the head on the floor like that is a proper cunts trick
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
6 days
Mad how we used to laugh at videos of trains in India as kids with people shoving their way on packed in like Sardines. Fast forward a couple of decades and our buses are the same
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
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Trying to board the bus in ruislip is not for the weak
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
The number of hangers on clinging on to the coat tails of success that the 6k who went week in week out in the conference days actually deserve 🤮
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
1 year
Wow… That turn out for Luton’s bus parade 🤯
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@GBNEWS Patriotic party 😂😂😂 Didn’t realise he had branched out into comedy
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
@foobar20089450 @EssexPR @BigBrotherWatch @BareReality Where do they find these people? I don’t know a single person who thinks these are a good idea
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@Humptydumptyeg @PoliticsForAlI As opposed to acting hard behind a picture of an egg on Twitter 😂
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
8 months
Football has become a breeding ground for pathetic grassing cunts desperate to be offended. Sickening.
@TheSpursExpress
The Spurs Express
8 months
Absolutely despicable and vile. @Arsenal please take significant action against this fan.🤢
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Without this bloke there would have been no premier league years, no European football, no Al Fayed, no Khans. Doesn’t bare thinking about where we would be now had he not taken the job in 96.
@FulhamFC
Fulham Football Club
1 year
An emotional return. 🥲 Micky Adams, you are Forever Fulham. 🤍
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
6 months
@DaveWHU1895 Anyone who celebrates like that for a 6th minute goal v Rotherham is a try hard div. “Quick, get a picture” #Limbs Divs
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Anyone that has an issue with an end of season pitch invasion to celebrate Promotion etc is a massive wetwipe. Football is sanitised enough, swear some people would happily see promotion celebrated with polite applause.
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
1 year
Plymouth fans on the pitch after winning promotion to the Championship today. 👏 Do you think there’s anything wrong with pitch invasions? Or do fans deserve their moment to celebrate on the pitch? 🤔
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
@sfctoby The club sell “non standing” tickets in the front few rows to people who want to sit. Works well enough, the vast majority stand, few rows at the front sit. Enjoy the championship though, loads of new grounds to stand up at xx
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Leeds fans on the way home can console themselves that although they’re out of the cup they have won the “we took 6k on a Tuesday night” cup & the “we sung quite loud for a bit in the first half” trophy. Massive club #FACup #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@jensonecfc Most of those type of comments are from people who’s wives won’t let them out to the match any more so they resent youngsters out having a laugh with their pals. It reminds them what they’re missing out on.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Any chance of charging United for the same thing you charged us for earlier in the season you shameless fucking bastards
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@FAspokesperson
FA Spokesperson
1 year
Regulation and Discipline update on @FulhamFC :
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
5 months
@CarrieBrownTV Maybe if TV companies stopped employing pundits because they tick a box rather than the quality of the analysis they bring we could all move on.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
@GBNEWS Being a very average cricketer cost him his career.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Fulham finish 2022 as West Londons highest placed club. What a time to be alive, up the super fucking Whites #FulhamFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
Never seen this picture of the cottage before, I’m guessing mid 50’s but happy to be corrected, next to one I took this week for comparison… #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
11 months
This might have been mildly amusing if our average attendance wasn’t about 8000 higher than theirs. Someone needs to get this sad cunt a girlfriend
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
That performance from Tete tonight is up there with the best I’ve ever seen from a Fulham defender. What a fucking boy #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 month
Sounds like he’s been stalking the streets randomly tackling Brentford fans.
@FulhamFC
Fulham Football Club
1 month
João has tackled the most dribblers across Europe's top five leagues, with 89. 🙅‍♂️
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
7 months
14 years ago today, Roma away, some trip
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
4 months
£40-50 for a 7pm kick off FA Cup 4th round game live on tv. Kindly go fuck yourselves @FulhamFC @FulhamSuppTrust time for an organised boycott. They’re taking the piss.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
6 months
Liverpool bound, perfect day for a spineless 3-0 away defeat that makes you question what you’re doing with your life #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
7 months
Utter weirdos. Football was so much better when divs like this had no platform
@halfayardtv_
Half A Yard ™️
7 months
Do you AGREE? 😅
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Sorry but who the fuck has a Harvey Elliot tattoo 🥴🥴🥴
@BroadcastMoose
Ian Abrahams (Moose)
1 year
Harvey Elliott was magnificent with the fans, signing shirts, programmes and even a fan’s tattoo of him on his leg - what a great guy Harvey is
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Biggest shame of today is that Mitro didn’t actually chin that cunt Kavanagh #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@GBNEWS The most ironic comment ever made 😂
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
This Mudryk transfer is iffy as fuck, £100m 😂
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes Great idea. About time we showed some actual backbone at stopping these boats coming.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
5 months
We have the most miserable, negative, wet wipe fanbase going. You’d have thought we’d drawn prime 1970 Brazil, not a team we were a couple of minutes away from beating at their place a fortnight ago and drew with last season at home and were unlucky to lose 1-0 away #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
@RedsKopites1892 @FBAwayDays Armchair fans wouldn’t ever get it.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 months
@miller_element No doubt, but actually making a difference to the lives of kids on their doorstep is nothing compared to virtue signalling about some dead kids thousands of miles away.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
6 months
@JoshGouldbourne @alfie_t8 Shit Nike tracksuit bottoms and Berghaus jacket combo. Hardly dripping in Gucci & LV 😂
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@ciansion20022 @gracewilsxo @CymruOllie England: 1 x football world cup 1 x rugby world cup 1 x cricket World Cup 1 x t20 World Cup Wales: Had a good run at the euros once
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
The Chelsea geezer getting folded in front of the Hammersmith end is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a football ground 😭
@AdamskiFFC
Adam
1 year
The last time we beat them.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
5 months
Almost as sickening as the result today, who the fuck is behind these? Fuck Celtic and their terrorist loving paedo harbouring supporters.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Amazing how much better a Sunday morning feels after a Saturday away win, proper spring in the step job. Also, where has THAT Dan James been hiding… #UTF #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Probably an age thing but I can’t bring myself to dislike Man City. Growing up I HATED United for the southern fans etc, but this City side I can’t help but like. Play class football, and I’m sure some younger fans are latching on to the glory, but all City I know are proper.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Those 2 dropped points against Liverpool looking like one of our worst results of the season
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
Gets a bad press Grealish but seen a Few things like this with him. Comes across a genuinely decent lad.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Actually mental that there’s a generation of Fulham fans who’s all time low point is seeing us near the bottom of the championship. They don’t know their born 😂
@JoeGunning03
Joe Gunning
1 year
“How loyal are you”
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
But Parker thought Ivan Cavaliero was a better striking option 🤡
@Serbiantennis77
Tristan P
2 years
Aleksandar Mitrovic has now scored 52 league goals in 56 matches since Scott Parker left the club.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
@riylfc @FootballlForAll @FA Such a crybaby fan base. Crying about a song
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
For comparison to the £3k Riverside ticket. At Arsenal £3300 gets you club level including all league games, all domestic and European cup games a free programme, lounge access with free half time drinks. What makes FFC think people are paying £3k for general admission 😂 #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
Football media blows my mind at times. Palhinha was unbelievable throughout today, the bloke is world class, an absolute beast. His rating on the BBC website….. 😂 #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
5 months
This stuff is mental. When I was a kid if I’d carried on like this my old man would have (quite rightly) beaten the living shit out of me.
@lucaajwatson
Luca Watson
5 months
Wtf is going on in England’s provincial towns?
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Lasso knows
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@EssexPR The question has to be asked why in 2022 his views on things like covid jabs are making newspaper front pages…. Is he now a qualified medical professional or epidemiologist?
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
@FootballlForAll This account needs to get in the bin, what sort of pointless drivel tweet is this.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
@BBCSport @BBCMOTD If players choose to follow religious practice that prevents them from eating on a matchday that’s on them, not sure why football should change to accommodate. Can’t be upsetting the minority though 💤
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
4 months
A sea of foreign flags but they claim to speak for Britain? Not in my name.
@ApsanaBegumMP
Apsana Begum MP
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Outside Parliament, we send our message to the UK Government: Not in our name! Global ceasefire, now!
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Big shout out to @ChelseaFC for being the second best team in Fulham 2022/23 👏🏻
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
1 year
Congratulations to @ManCity , 2022/23 Premier League champions. 👏
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
8 months
They’re at it again! Heroes ovation for the plucky losers 🫡
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
8 months
In this together. 🧡
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Tim Ream. End of chat.
@StoolFootball
Barstool Football
1 year
Who has been the best CB in the Premier League this season? 👀📈
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 months
@juampireynoso Yep, he’s dead & the Falklands are still British 🇬🇧
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
@gosisapilgrim @NewsForAllUK If he had retaliated it would have ended up a racist attack on 2 defenceless minority children 🙄
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
7 months
This country is lost. Years of wet wipe liberal tolerance has allowed a generation of immigrants and descendants of immigrants to trample over our history and traditions without consequence. Enough.
@OliLondonTV
Oli London
7 months
British man places wreaths back on a war memorial, Rochdale Cenotaph, after Palestinian activists threw the poppy wreaths on the floor and placed a Palestinian flag in their place.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
Feel like we’re well overdue some Fulham goals at the Hammersmith end this season. Not got any basis in fact for this, but it feels like we’ve scored the vast majority of our goals at the Putney end #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
9 months
Remember when they posted this just a week ago 🤡🤡🤡 Mercenary footballers don’t give a fuck #FFC
@FulhamFC
Fulham Football Club
9 months
You love João. João loves you. 🤍
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 months
Where in Palestine is Old Trafford?
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
8 months
Can’t wait for the videos of this lot getting filled in later
@CasualChaps
Casual Chaps 🇬🇧
8 months
Celtic in Rotterdam this afternoon
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
They won’t have played many tougher games than the 2 against us this year. Gutting to have come away with zero points from the 2.
@StatCity
StatCity
1 year
If we win this title, it was won in the two games against Fulham. Two horrendous fixtures and 6 points taken. 👍
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
@FairCop_ Sorry, response a bit long for a standard tweet, but…
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
@Holbornlolz They’ve been watching Scarface too many times.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Sunday, live on sky, next to no trains, cracking turn out 👏🏻 #FFC
@FulhamFC
Fulham Football Club
1 year
We'll be backed by a full allocation at Newcastle! 🤍 Tickets for Sunday's trip to St. James' Park have sold out. ❌ #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
The bloke is clearly a complete div, but nicked? For some hurty words on a T-shirt? What a wet wipe snowflake society we live in 🥴
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
@LozzaFox Clown world 🤡
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
£40 for Leeds tickets. Who the fuck is making these decisions? On the pitch the club is in a great place, but the commercial and supporter engagement side of things is pathetic #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
11 months
Don’t remember any “backlash” when we were sponsored by Betfair or FXPro back in the day. The bleating about gambling sponsors is so dull. People offended by anything. If seeing the name of a gambling firm on a football shirt compels you to bet, you’re the issue, do better #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@PoliticsForAlI @thesundaytimes Zero chance that anyone listens at this point. What happened to the “we have to learn to live with Covid” mantra. 🙄
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
Anyone texting this grassline needs to have a long hard look at themselves.
@FulhamFC
Fulham Football Club
1 year
The Crown Prosecution Service considers the term 'rent boy' a homophobic slur and a hate crime. It has indicated it will take criminal action against supporters using the term, which could also result in the Football Assocation sanctioning the Club.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
3 years
Never been happier to drive 3.5 hours to Huddersfield for a stone cold sober away day. 525 days since the last away game we were allowed to go to, up the fucking Fulham #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
9 months
Every now and then I’m reminded why I detest the majority of our “fans”. Player tries to push through a move away, his agent posts some fawning post on social media sucking up to Bayern and this is the response from a Fulham “fan” 🤮🤮🤮 #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@BenSmart1 @_DHOTYA 7 year olds staying up all night writing 8 page essays. Seems legit 😂
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@CrimeLdn No doubt a lovely, law abiding young man, regular church attendee who loved Jesus and his mother.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@R_o_M @HLTCO Your club are charging £46 for Middlesbrough. I’d worry about rather rather than concerning yourself with what your neighbours are doing
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
5 months
@MarlonKameka Why bring race into it? Also, is that your real voice 😂
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@1745rising You must be very young or suffering from Alzheimer’s if you don’t remember us being there from 2001-2014 🤔
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
4 months
Another thick Scouse cunt doesn’t realise what country Liverpool’s in.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
5 months
I’ve seen some pathetic, spineless shit over the years watching @FulhamFC but that was special. Cheers you utter fucking wankers #FFC
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@sophielouisecc The average RMT worker doesn’t earn £45k. Many of those they represent are cleaning staff, ticket inspectors, platform staff etc who earn nowhere near that. Don’t let the facts get in the way though.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
1 year
This geezer needs professional help. Freak.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
11 months
80 English pounds 😂 £55 for the kids shirt But they’ll still hang on about being a “family club” Piss take
@FulhamFC
Fulham Football Club
11 months
Original. Modern. Always.
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
9 months
Turns out Mitrovic hasn’t actually left for money because that definitely doesn’t interest him. Must be because he’s a life long Al Hilal fan who always dreamed of playing in the Saudi League #FFC 🐍
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
What a vile human being. Using the death of Her Majesty the Queen who gave her life in service of our country and the commonwealth including millions of “black & brown” people to stoke racial division. Sickening
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
Never seen a bigger attention seeking div.
@cpaul_ffc
ChristianP
2 years
Hey @AstridWett did I do it right? Up the dancing whites 😅
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
2 years
@Hobotnic So small time you’ve taken 2 points from the last 3 games against us 😂
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@FfcLucan
LucanFFC
8 months
Imagine if Bobby was white, he’d be captain, top goalscorer and have a statue outside the ground next to Johnny Haynes. UTF
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